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some guy · Oct 25, 2007, 04:22 AM // 04:22

I'm addicted to Halo 3!! what should I do!!!

big papi · Oct 25, 2007, 05:00 AM // 05:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rahja the Thief

I am gay, I am straight, I dated my sister, I don't have a sister, I dated my cousin, I didn't date my cousin, she as my mom, no wait, it was your sister, we have a kid, I am a lowlife scum who refuses to help raise him, I slept with your mother, I am an alcoholic and a meth addict, I have crabs, no wait, I just had crab legs for dinner last night.

What is wrong with me Dr. Phil?

/wrists should take care of that

Quote:

Originally Posted by some guy

I'm addicted to Halo 3!! what should I do!!!

play guitar hero

Winterclaw · Oct 25, 2007, 05:08 AM // 05:08

I can't remember the name of the following logic problem:

You are on a game show and you have three doors to pick for a prize. After you pick one, one of the non-winning doors is revealed to you, and you are given the option to switch.

What is the name of that logic puzzle and would you switch?

Holly Herro · Oct 25, 2007, 06:13 AM // 06:13

Doctor Phil, I hate life and I'm about to kill my self. Please help.

Etta · Oct 25, 2007, 11:25 AM // 11:25

Hey Dr.Phil, I'm a long time listener, first time caller.

I wanna talk about that SPANK stuff. People say it's bad for you. It's not bad for you at all. What do you think, Doc?

Explodie · Oct 25, 2007, 11:31 AM // 11:31

Hey dr. phil, I have a big problem >.< Im addicted to the forums T_T

I pwnd U · Oct 25, 2007, 01:37 PM // 13:37

I think Dr. Phil is out at the moment... If you would like to leave a message please press 12344324712987532654198724981027561634780920985613 97806509817248916905612930847296407569108274981365 91806587912374980163590871385917490812749082 in the next 2 seconds. Thanks.

onerabbit · Oct 25, 2007, 03:22 PM // 15:22

Help me Doc! ive been banned from for 72 hours, so i need something to pass the time haha =D

WarKaster · Oct 25, 2007, 05:25 PM // 17:25

"so like i know this girl and like i like her and like i think she likes me and like i don't know what to do because like she's always with her friends and like i don't think they like me because like they always like talk shit about me like what should because i like really like her and like i don't know how to like tell her that like i like her."

For any one that asks a question that remotely resembles that question here's your answer which was given by one of the wisest men this world has ever seen Bob Newhart...ready here it is..

"STOP IT!!"

vergerefosh · Oct 25, 2007, 06:33 PM // 18:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by deedlesndeedles

What should I have my pets name be?

Jim Bob

And winterclaw, I can't remember the name, but it depends on what is revealed by your door I think

chowmein69 · Oct 25, 2007, 08:13 PM // 20:13

explodie : go do something else and dont go to the computer for a while
Holly hero:spend some time with a girl
some guy : break your 360 :P

Maria The Princess · Oct 26, 2007, 12:06 AM // 00:06

i hate a guy who works with me!!!! he screwed me up!!!!!!!!! what now?

vergerefosh · Oct 26, 2007, 12:35 AM // 00:35

Mud Wrestle?
Or just beat him up/steal his woman whatever takes your fancy

azzer20 · Oct 26, 2007, 12:45 AM // 00:45

Maria i think you should screw him back, well it depends on how he screwed you up though, can you be mroe spcific ?

chowmein69 · Oct 26, 2007, 02:07 AM // 02:07

onerabbit- you can play other games or be on the forums or spend some time with people for the 72 hour period :P

Etta · Oct 26, 2007, 08:18 AM // 08:18

Hi Doctor Phil, is that your real name?

TheLichMonky · Oct 26, 2007, 08:26 AM // 08:26

Dr Phil, can you loan me two million dollars?

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 26, 2007, 08:17 PM // 20:17

I have a dream, where one day I took over the world with sharks that has lazers attached to their head! Question, when will that day happen?

vergerefosh · Oct 26, 2007, 09:19 PM // 21:19

soon, very soon

Jeremy Untouchable · Oct 26, 2007, 11:51 PM // 23:51

i has a question? when will someone ask a real questions?

rabbit power