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legobildermike · Nov 23, 2007, 01:02 AM // 01:02

You know how girls can tease a dude. Just a wink and a smile, and some ppl get like an instant boner. or, they just look at you and you gotta look away.

how can guys tease a girl like that? what can WE do?

sickle of carnage · Nov 23, 2007, 01:14 AM // 01:14

Absolutely nothing ^^

chowmein69 · Nov 23, 2007, 01:18 AM // 01:18

you can only watch .

Drakken Breathes Fire · Nov 23, 2007, 01:18 AM // 01:18

You gotta look like me first.
Second you gotta act like me.
Third you gotta make jokes at THEIR expense. Make fun of them. But not in a cruel way. This is VERY important. You have to be able to make them laugh, and more importantly, you have to be able to make them laugh at themselves.

Most girls like a sense of humour, ALL girls like confidence, and Most girls hate needy whiney b*tches. (Any girls worth having anyways.)

That sappy 'nobody loves me I should just give up' shit doesn't work.

electrofish · Nov 23, 2007, 01:19 AM // 01:19

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Originally Posted by sickle of carnage

Absolutely nothing ^^

^ What sickle said

Unless of course that you're super sexy or super hot, then you'll have 80% of the girls falling left and right on your every move.

However, you might find that oftentimes the ones you really like are in the rest of the 20%

legobildermike · Nov 23, 2007, 01:20 AM // 01:20

hm.... like what jokes can i tell? how can i make them laugh at themselves?

sickle of carnage · Nov 23, 2007, 01:27 AM // 01:27

You could try a more interesting approach.

"Hey nice shirt wanna ****?"

legobildermike · Nov 23, 2007, 01:27 AM // 01:27

best way to get slapped.

sickle of carnage · Nov 23, 2007, 01:31 AM // 01:31

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Originally Posted by legobildermike

best way to get slapped.

Is to sit there drooling and not make a move. If you do that, I'll personally come over to wherever you live and slap you ^^

legobildermike · Nov 23, 2007, 01:32 AM // 01:32

i'm asking for positive help, not spammy stuff to get me slapped or looked at funny.

Brianna · Nov 23, 2007, 01:32 AM // 01:32

You'd have to be a hot guy, besides, most girls are more subtle and won't react the same way a guy would. :P

electrofish · Nov 23, 2007, 01:32 AM // 01:32

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Originally Posted by legobildermike

hm.... like what jokes can i tell? how can i make them laugh at themselves?

Chuck Norris jokes from the thread not too far below

In all seriousness though, jokes can only get you so far, humor here is the key. Best advice is to get into their lifestyle, you see you can easily make jokes about wammos here and ppl who read these forums would understand because we share the same experience.

Same formula, if you're into a girl who's say... very outgoing and likes fashion, start familiarising yourself in those lifestyle and if that's the case reading less of the gw forum might be a start

legobildermike · Nov 23, 2007, 01:35 AM // 01:35

well theres this girl in culinary. the same four girls ALWAYS sit there. i like the one, and i talk to her, and i asked if i could sit there. she said

Well... we usually talk about private stuff........

i wanna sit with em. whaddo i do

Brianna · Nov 23, 2007, 01:41 AM // 01:41

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Originally Posted by legobildermike

She said, Well... we usually talk about private stuff...

She just said no in other words, she just didn't wanna be mean.

This is starting to sound dorky by the way.. maybe you just shouldn't go for one right now, too pre-meditated lol.

legobildermike · Nov 23, 2007, 01:43 AM // 01:43

i'm just trying to get help!

Drakken Breathes Fire · Nov 23, 2007, 01:51 AM // 01:51

This probably ain't the best place for it.
As for what you're asking how to do, some are just born with it. Be that looks, wit, or just natural confidence, there are people who are just generally more appealing to women.

*edit.* The first thing *I* would do, if I were trying to get a girl's attention, would be to ditch anything even remotely related to cartoon shows. Nothing says pimp daddy like chatting up some ladies with 'Goku' as my display pic. That says; 'I'm 20+ years old and still watch cartoons.'

legobildermike · Nov 23, 2007, 01:52 AM // 01:52

personally i just need the confidance

electrofish · Nov 23, 2007, 01:54 AM // 01:54

:S pretty hard to give help when we know so little about eachother... things change too as you've recieved more birthday cards. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but you sound like you're still in highschool? In which case how you're portrayed by your peers is also important...

But yeah if you don't know this girl yet... the first step is to get to know her, find an excuse to start a conversation, it'll be easier talking to her the next time you meet.

legobildermike · Nov 23, 2007, 01:55 AM // 01:55

well, we're talkin on AIM right now

I MP I · Nov 23, 2007, 01:59 AM // 01:59

Not trying to be an ass or anything, but asking for advice about dating and relationships on guru (or anywhere on the internet) is a waste of time. This is the kind of stuff you should ask your mom, dad, or older sibling/s. You'll get a much more direct response and hopefully useful advice.