Curse

doinchi · Jul 25, 2007, 10:41 AM // 10:41

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Originally Posted by R1p70r

When your Bluetooth nickname is based off a guild wars skill (True story, but not me, my friend.)

When you keep your guild wars game card in your wallet (Again, not me. different friend this time)

When the first thing you noticed when someone opened their wallet was said guild wars game card.

Haha, my GW Gamecard is right next to my ID in my wallet lol.

You play too much Guild Wars when the first thing that comes to mind when you see a crowd is

Spiteful Spirit
Meteor Shower
Searing Flames
Barrage

All I can think of right now hehe

artay · Jul 25, 2007, 11:04 AM // 11:04

You make a thread entitled "You know you play too much Guild Wars when......"
Or
Gaile Gray has a restraining order against you.
OR
You have Jeremy Soule on your Ipod(Guilty as charged)
EDIT:^^^^^My guild wars game cards in my wallet too!!! No Shame!!!

sythmoi · Jul 25, 2007, 12:35 PM // 12:35

When you ask your boss for a day's leave to go funaral cuz your best friend Koss died....... and he wonders if Koss knew Alicia at all? ....and you have many sick friends....

THANKS ANet for new heroes in GWEN...

Qual · Jul 25, 2007, 01:41 PM // 13:41

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Originally Posted by White knight lord

....When you judge people because they are not as good as you. (aka PvPers)

When you are a PvE-only player that is caught up in his own world, that he doesn't realize that most "PvPers" plays PvE as well...

roalgumo7 · Jul 26, 2007, 12:40 AM // 00:40

...you call new guys in school noobs

thral · Jul 26, 2007, 01:30 AM // 01:30

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Originally Posted by roalgumo7

...you call new guys in school noobs

I did that :P and im proud of it.

Bargamer · Jul 26, 2007, 03:54 AM // 03:54

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Originally Posted by FlameoutAlchemist

...you watch the Terminator movies, and realize that the machines could have actually won the war using a single 55 monk.

...you are sparring in your Martial Arts class and seriously wishing you'd packed Second Wind on your skillbar....

...when you consider your cat your minipet....

When you watched the Transformers movie, and you realize that the Autobots could have, too...

You tried to use Assassin combos in your Martial Arts class, and when you got beat down, yelled out, "REZ PLZ!"

...You've actually tried to train your RL pet to do Beast Mastery skills...

... ...Using Skill bar numbers as commands... "Fluffy, ONE-TWO-THREE!" "TAB!"

... ... ...And showed them to your friends, who recognize the skill.

... ... ... ...But they all said that Beastmasters suck, anyways.

[Edit]... ... ... ... So you sold your pet.

When you're a schoolteacher and you let out a buncha kids for recess/end-of-class, and all those running bodies make you think, "Boon of Creation, Explosive Growth, Spirit's Gift! Good, no interrupts or strips. Ok, NOVA-NOVA! Animate... YES! NOVA-NOVA!"

...You tried to "Taste of Death" the one you hated the most.

... ...And was annoyed that he was still standing, and thought "Darn Spawning Power..." and tried to TOD again.

... ... ...And when he was STILL standing, you yelled at the nearest woman, "DON'T HEAL MY MINIONS, NOOB!"

You tried to sort the Harry Potter characters into GW builds, and series into quest lines.

... You didn't understand why Dumbledore didn't just pop at the Rez Shrine in Book 6...

... ... Until you realized Harry was in his Party, and thereafter, kept wishing Harry would die.

... ... When he finally did in Book 7, you were totally unsurprised that Harry and Dumbledore were together, and "alive."

... ... ... Then Harry "Map-traveled" back (came back from the dead), and your first thought was, "Sec, changing his build..."

... ... ... ... Snape wasn't Friend OR Foe, he was just a Plot-controlled Necro NPC.

Voltar · Jul 26, 2007, 04:45 AM // 04:45

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Originally Posted by assassin_of_ni

...hear the words "fissure, woe, ecto, or obsidian" i think ebaying nub

or for that matter, when your main has fow armor made with ectos you farmed yourself...

Voltar · Jul 26, 2007, 04:51 AM // 04:51

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Originally Posted by Commander Ryker

Calling in sick so you can be there for the start of a preview weekend. (my partner has done this several times.)

does requesting your vacation hours for the week following each gw chapter release count?

ew...i did that for gwen too...ew.

also when i have a client at work (residential site for retarded/mentally ill adults) who's walking to the front gate of the site, i walk up to them and feel like i'm hearding the pig back to farmer dirk.

Phantom Gun · Jul 26, 2007, 05:04 AM // 05:04

When you go out on a date with a girl and ask her for a passage scroll to The Deep.

Bargamer · Jul 26, 2007, 06:00 AM // 06:00

Did you pay more than 1K?

prism2525 · Jul 26, 2007, 06:19 AM // 06:19

When you don't speak in thousands but in Ks. ("that thing costs 10k" instead of saying ten thousand) - yep. guilty.

Ivan Aidrann · Jul 26, 2007, 09:41 AM // 09:41

There's no such thing as too much gw

EPO Bot · Jul 26, 2007, 10:49 AM // 10:49

When you name your first daughter Gwen.

I actually plan doing so if i ever have a little girl.

Lonesamurai · Jul 26, 2007, 10:54 AM // 10:54

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Originally Posted by prism2525

When you don't speak in thousands but in Ks. ("that thing costs 10k" instead of saying ten thousand) - yep. guilty.

Ahh, but I've been doing that since I started playing Warhammer 40K when i was 12... especially as i worked for games Workshop 11 years ago now

Prowlinger · Jul 26, 2007, 01:27 PM // 13:27

You know you play GW too much when....

You first meet a lady named Gwen at your work place, you hand her a red flower with a tattered cloth shred and ask her how she survived the "Searing"...

drago34 · Jul 26, 2007, 07:16 PM // 19:16

When talking with one of your brothers you refer to the price of a car you want/dream about in plat instead of thousands.

Crom The Pale · Jul 26, 2007, 10:48 PM // 22:48

Step 1) Entering GW.exe -image is your only logical excuse for someone being offline
Step 2) Start to asemble your mesmer skill bar to obliterate Voldemort
Step 3) Scream curses at the fool that is on your friends list, using the name you wanted, but is never online!!
Step 4) Use the phrase "Step Away From the Keyboard and You Won't Be Harmed!" when the friend that asked to check there email on your computer accidentaly expands the GW window and you see your char heading for a merchant
Step 5) Smile and nod as you mentaly add co-workers to your ignore list

Once you have completed these steps you are on your way to the fanatical side of GW fans, once you start down that path forever will it dominate your game playing life!

Neo Nugget · Jul 26, 2007, 10:56 PM // 22:56

When you call in sick for work when GW:EN comes out

When you are late for work/school because your urgoz group took longer than expected, then cause a scene at work because you didnt get the longbow

Nagaquai · Jul 27, 2007, 05:31 PM // 17:31

when you say that you should have used the Escape skill when you're trying to catch a train and dont get there in time (happens to me every now and then)

when you get a guildwars tatoo (my friend has one)

when consider BUYING IN-game money...