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Old Jan 02, 2008, 06:20 PM // 18:20   #21
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Off topic: LIES

On topic: With my superpowers of Photoshopping, I'd photoshop Abaddon into Mordor...
you simply do not Photoshop your self into Mordor..........

sorry couldn't resist......

anyway...I would go with Super Strength and give Abaddon a good ol fashioned knuckle sandwich beat down...then an atomic wedgy and hang him off a coat hook on the wall.
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 08:56 AM // 08:56   #22
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um, id be cable man! the ability to insta-scrap my dlup for decent internet
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 09:43 AM // 09:43   #23
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That's who I would be. The whole 'not existing' thing would be a downside, but I'd be able to do anything I guess.
That's okay, because with my powers, I could choose to make you exist.
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 11:31 AM // 11:31   #24
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I'd be pedo bear
What powers does he have exactly To magically appear in images with little children?;o
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 11:50 AM // 11:50   #25
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I'd love to have the power to pop into the minds of others, most likely targeting their own worlds and corrupting it.. Then receding back into my own.. Where everything is real.. And tastes like lovelyness..

Flying would own ,as well. :P
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 02:02 PM // 14:02   #26
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Retractable wings and (retractable) blades, harder than diamonds and really super sharp.

The power to understand Nietzsche. Now THAT'S super. Then again the power to understand any philosopher (in the greatest detail) is a super power. As long as I doesn't make you like the philosopher you're reading, otherwise you'd end up arguing with roadsigns.

Arachnephobia, that power you put above flying would scare me if wasn't so cool (and like Jean Grey when she goes slightly crazy).
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 06:12 PM // 18:12   #27
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i am already a super hero, and in fact i already have powers.

but i don't want to show them to you.
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 07:45 PM // 19:45   #28
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My power would be time control. If you control time there's nothing you can't do. NOTHING. No need to run faster than a speeding bullet if you can simply freeze time, walk or skip or whatever and unfreeze time once you reach your destination and have seemingly appeared INSTANTLY.

Involved in an intense gun battle? Freeze time, walk up to the bad guys and shoot each one, than unfreeze time and watch them simultaneously collapse. You could even slow time and dodge the bullets to freak out your enemy.

No need for x-ray vision. Freeze time and walk around the corner to see who's behind the wall... or what's underneath the clothes

Bomb going off in 4 minutes in the mall and nobody knows but you? Freeze time, carry the people out (Take as long as you want, time is frozen!) and unfreeze, saving the day!

Since you can go back to your original position once you do your task, nobody would know it was you doing it! If you were at home and froze time and saved the mall, then unfroze time once you were back at home, nobody would know it was you and nobody would know who to spy on or mark for assassination.

Of course, the perverse things you could do are just as numerous as the righteous. And a lot more fun.

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Old Jan 03, 2008, 08:13 PM // 20:13   #29
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on a side note, what would be your weakness? :P
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 08:37 PM // 20:37   #30
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on a side note, what would be your weakness? :P
Anyone who found out my identity could snipe me or kill me in such a way that I wouldn't know there was any danger until I was already dead. Since time control works only if you know something is going to happen and since bullets move faster than sound, I would be hit before I ever knew there was a gunshot. I could be sniped, exploded in a car bomb, poisoned, any way of killing me without giving me any time to react would work.
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 09:00 PM // 21:00   #31
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For me i would like my power to be something like this:

I would have a growing metal in my palm in one hand and my other hand with have the same metal that reacts to the metal in palm located in my index finger...Whenever I touch these to together I grow a metal like suit over my body like a shell type of thing. Itll be harder than anything in the world. I could shoot lil people and fly too .
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 09:06 PM // 21:06   #32
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If I was a Superhero,

I would be h4xx man, and h4xxor the crap out of gw, Anerf would never catch me and the economy would poop into nothing!!
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 10:08 PM // 22:08   #33
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if i was a superhero then i would have to have time control abilities since that is the best power

but i have no clue what i would be called
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #34
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If Abaddon attacked me, I'll transform him into a bot and control him do destroy everything
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Old Jan 03, 2008, 11:46 PM // 23:46   #35
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on a side note, what would be your weakness? :P
World of Warcraft.
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Old Jan 04, 2008, 08:59 AM // 08:59   #36
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um, id be cable man! the ability to insta-scrap my dlup for decent internet

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Old Jan 05, 2008, 03:42 AM // 03:42   #37
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my super power would be the ability to shape and levitate large amounts of earth and rock.

and my weakness would be grass for some reason
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Old Jan 05, 2008, 02:33 PM // 14:33   #38
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my super power would be the ability to shape and levitate large amounts of earth and rock.

and my weakness would be grass for some reason


Too much of those for you.
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Old Jan 06, 2008, 07:33 PM // 19:33   #39
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do to "Fear Me!" what happend to "Victory is Mine!"
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