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Old Jan 29, 2008, 01:19 AM // 01:19   #1
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Hello ladies and gentlement, boys and girls... welcome to the... PROBLEM THREAD!!!

Here you will list your problems in the game, or even outside in real life, and people will give you advice on how to work this problem out!

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Here's my problem:

My house is a peaceful, calm place until my mom gets home from work.
My dog, my sister, and myself are having fun, enjoying each others company, until my mom comes home causing my house to become Havoc Central. This is when my dog bites my sister. My sister cries which makes me mad. I yell at my mom. Mom takes away ALL electronic devices.
Today I tried to stay calm. I had to do 2 chores today (pick up dog poop, and clean out dishwasher). I ask my mom if she could give me a garbage back, a grocery bag, and my sweater since it's, of course, winter. She gives me NEW bags when they are right there, in front of her. I tell her that there are some right there on the counter, when she replies ", I don't care. Take this." When I ask for the sweater she says this ", You'll be fine out there. It's not like it's cold out there," while she is wearing a jacket+sweatpants.
Sometimes I've ACTUALLY had thoughts of running-away.

Anyone else have problems like this?
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #2
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No. I heard running away solves lots of peoples problems though.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 02:33 AM // 02:33   #3
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What should I do! I am in AP US History, but my teacher is horrible. She tells us to read our textbooks and then goes out and smokes and drinks. I reported her but she is a god because she has worked there for 52 years And her son is the superintendent!

HELP!
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #4
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if your in college, switch schools or tell the teacher you're problem and if she still doesn't get the problem go to the principal.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #5
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Sadly superintendant > principle. looks like you have a dilemma. switch schools? drop the class? idk :P
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 04:44 AM // 04:44   #6
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My friend who moved about 5 years ago and who I recently started talking back to, over the internet, made a girlfriend there and keeps sending me these pictures of his girlfriend... randomly. Like we could talk about our favorite cereals and he would send me a pic of his girlfriend. And she looks horrible. I don't want to see those pictures, and I can't just tell him to RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO off because I don't want him to get mad at me.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #7
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hmm that's sad. The solution is to send pictures of your girlfriend/boyfriend ( don't matter if s/he is ugly), eventually your friend will be as annoy as you and he will stop.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #8
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what if you dont have one
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 05:19 AM // 05:19   #9
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I was walking along a patchy meadow when I tripped over a land mine and fell into a net of barbed wire. I was trapped in the barbed wire for a few days, when fortunately a fairy was able to rescue me using the ingredients for a gingerbread house. Furthermore, I realized that I had ventured miles away from home and that I had no means, nor knowledge, to return home (the fairy was bad with directions). Fortunately I managed to meet the village troll who allowed me to use his unicorn for safe passage home. While I'm now safe at home and glad to be here, the barbed wire has left me completely scarred and it is impossible to walk around without bringing unwanted attention to myself. What do you recommend that I do? I hate being the center of attention when that attention is generally negative.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 05:33 AM // 05:33   #10
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what if you dont have one
Well, then....uhhhh.... get used to it ?

Nah, are you annoyed because he talks too much of his GF ? or are you annoyed because she is ugly and he keeps sending you pictures of her ?

@Johny_Chang : stop smoking weed / drinking alcohol / doing drungs

@Toxage : I know this is evil but here are the facts : she's been working in your high school for 52 years and she must have started there at least at 20 years, so 52+20=72. And she drinks (alcohol ?) and smokes, so her health isn't that good. Also being a teacher is exhausting. So, it's evil, your best hope is that she will :
-a)retire
-b)get's fired
-c)(the most evil one) die.

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Old Jan 29, 2008, 05:37 AM // 05:37   #11
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Ok, heres what you gotto do, pick up the phone and dial 111-1111. Let it ring 6 times then hang up. Shortly a gingerbread helicopter will fly over you. Wave it down with an orange flag. They can heal you.



@cerb: Send pictures of your dog if you have one. If not, send pictures of my dog, he's awesome.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 05:48 AM // 05:48   #12
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are you annoyed because she is ugly and he keeps sending you pictures of her ?
that. I mean not only is she awful, but she is also very fat and i have no idea how he can possibly flaunt such a failure. I don't wanna post a pic but I'm pretty sure you can imagine.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 06:04 AM // 06:04   #13
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Of course I can imagine, I can imagine everything and hopefully she doesn't look like that pic (Not sure the mod will allow it).ATT00026.jpg

Maybe she has a nice interior and that's enough for him.
Hopefully for you, he'll run out of pictures of her .
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 07:43 AM // 07:43   #14
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OP instead of asking your mom for those items, just get them yourself....
Before you mom comes home, put the dog in another room where it wont bite your sister.
If you do your chores before you mom gets home you wouldnt need her help either.
Running away doesnt solve the problem, if it gets worse talk to your mom about it....

Toxage....life is tough, I had a teacher (religious school) who rarely was IN class....he would give us an assignment and then go to the teachers lounge and smoke/drink coffee etc until more than half of the class was over....then walk back in (smelling of above mentioned items) with another huge mug of coffee in hand....most of us wondered how large his bladder was since he drank that and another one or two during the class (and the class after me they mentioned that he did the same routine)......its school, in a few months it will be over and then you can make fun of them alll you want. I hope she is not your homeroom teacher!
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 10:00 AM // 10:00   #15
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@ Tox. film your class on your phone (or whatever) but do it discreetly and over several classes.
then show it the super and threaten with public exposure.

@ Cerb. tell him that those pics hes keeps on sending take ages to download and that he should stop sending them as you are running out of HD space.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 11:10 AM // 11:10   #16
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I'm having a german presentation in 5 mins, and I know about 3 or so german words ._. halp
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 11:12 AM // 11:12   #17
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Cerb, sometimes you have to do things that might make people mad.

Tell your friend first that you are definitely friends and you are happy for him.
Now tell him he needs to understand he's the one going out with her, not you. So you can't possibly feel the same way about her as he does.
And when you are talking with him, you understand he's happy and that's cool, but you get the point already. He should be spending time with his friends talking more about things you both have in common. Sharing your common interests are what made you become friends in the first place and he's drifting away from that.

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Old Jan 29, 2008, 11:48 AM // 11:48   #18
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blurmedia, just try not to atract any attention .
IF you can, try to study up in those 5 minutes
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 12:57 PM // 12:57   #19
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Problem? Let's see. Mortgage's rate is going up, car tax is going up, coucil tax is going up. One of my designer needs to be sack cus she's rubbish. The senior designer is taken ill, god knows when he's gonna be back. I have to over see 2 design teams now instead of 1. Have to stay at work late. The heating system is broke and that's gonna be at least a grand or two.

No time to play any games at all.
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Old Jan 29, 2008, 01:05 PM // 13:05   #20
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Problem? Let's see. Mortgage's rate is going up, car tax is going up, coucil tax is going up. One of my designer needs to be sack cus she's rubbish. The senior designer is taken ill, god knows when he's gonna be back. I have to over see 2 design teams now instead of 1. Have to stay at work late. The heating system is broke and that's gonna be at least a grand or two.

No time to play any games at all.
Where there's a will there's a way. If you have any elderly relatives/neighbours, sweet-talk them in to putting you on their will and slip a little something in their beverage. And before anybody finds out what you've done you'll be in sunny Mexico with a fortune.

My problem: I need rhinoplasty but don't have £4,500.
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