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Old Feb 05, 2008, 12:58 AM // 00:58   #41
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Embarrassing moment for me:
was on a youth trip and riped my pants unknowingly. Went about 5 hours with a hole in my pants, even went repelling. When I finally got home there was a hole about the size of a bowling ball in the seat of my pants. yea... not so good.

Edit: Fell asleep in Math class once, not too bad right? My arm went out from under me and I smashed my face of the desk -.-; Ended up making a huge noise when I hit and got a bloody nose... not too cool.

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Old Feb 05, 2008, 01:14 AM // 01:14   #42
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in game:
i accidently sent a link of a picture of my sister into local chat.... i got three whispers from people related to "hubbah hubbah"

in real life:
i was giving a pressentation... and the video clip i was going to show was like a spoof of the Croc. Hunter relating to the time period when humans were just beginning to exist (yes, Neanderthals). Well... I turned on the tape... and there is 4 of my friends doing karaoke... i still got an A... teacher gave me the points for the video for "trying and good entertainment".
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Old Feb 05, 2008, 01:16 AM // 01:16   #43
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i was jumping around in my room with my strobe light on and i was with the girl i liked and we were having a lot of fun. so when i walk her down to the door to say goodbye i noticed i ripped my pants right by my crotch. the rip wasn't that big but i still don't know if she noticed or not
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Old Feb 05, 2008, 02:15 AM // 02:15   #44
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Okay for real now I guess. It's not terribly bad.

Once I was full of giddiness and a bunch of people I didn't know were over hanging with my roommate.
I was running around elbow dropping things for fun and I did it to my bed and it broke!
I don't weigh much which is what made it so nuts.
I REALLY elbow dropped my bed hard.
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Old Feb 05, 2008, 03:52 AM // 03:52   #45
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Walked in to the girls changing room at the YMCA when I was like 8. Yeah not fun.
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 05:06 PM // 17:06   #46
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Once im primary school I was the best goalie in the school. Even better than the older years.One time my calss had a boy vs girls match and the girls were losing. The teacher joins in and puts me in girl team goal. Endgame score was 7-10 to the girls. A boy got pissed and shot a leather ball at my nuts. That killed the victory i was hopin for. Then i feel meself gettin lifted up. Look down and see 2 girls dragging me to the first aid office and all the girls were with me inside. Then when i left the office i tripped soo badly i lost 2 of my front teeth. Then the head comes in with a policeman and i got mistakened as a child thief. I was 9 at the time.

Dont ask me about it anymore
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 05:11 PM // 17:11   #47
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Ouch, Riz...
BTW: Why would they mistake you as a thief when you lost 2 teeth and got a leather ball booted into your balls? O_O


For me: I got beaten by a riposte/glad-defense wammo on a warrior, I killed myself out of stupidity.

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Old Feb 09, 2008, 06:37 PM // 18:37   #48
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Trust me England is a crazy place. One day I was on the bus and as i get of im thrown to the floor and bein hand cuffed. Accusation: Suicide bomber. My sister comes out of nowhere when im in the police station and slaps the officer so hard everyone turned around and dropped what they were doing, literally.

edit: Dont tell no one. Ill get in trouble

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Old Feb 09, 2008, 07:36 PM // 19:36   #49
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Trust me England is a crazy place. One day I was on the bus and as i get of im thrown to the floor and bein hand cuffed. Accusation: Suicide bomber. My sister comes out of nowhere when im in the police station and slaps the officer so hard everyone turned around and dropped what they were doing, literally.

edit: Dont tell no one. Ill get in trouble
Are you in a city? I've never heard of that sort of thing happening down here, not even in Brighton(& Hove actually).

'For your own safety' they say.
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 08:15 PM // 20:15   #50
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it was when britan was on terrorist alert or somefing
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 08:34 PM // 20:34   #51
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We're always on 'Terrorist alert'. Well, that and 'Chav alert', but that's harder to handle because they always gang up on 'even' odds (20 Chavs on one guy).

That being said, it's fair play that I dislike my customers and that they in turn find ways to annoy me. It's just so annoying, and rather embarrassing, to have an impatient little twelve year-old that's eaten too many pizzas ask for a bag because zomg! I did not immediatly put her precious size 12, £2, mass-produced swill of a hoodie in a bag when she got to my till! Well sorry Chardonay, I happen to be unfolding this tattered piece of fabric you call a five-pond note. I can't do everything and certainly not when my till is a sadistic jerk.
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 09:19 PM // 21:19   #52
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New embarrasing moment for me, I found a girl stalking me, found her sister stalking me, and fell out of my shower...just not exactly in that order.
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 09:26 PM // 21:26   #53
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Fell asleep in study hall....woke up in the same study hall...different classmates...ahhh the joys of a 5 hour nap.
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 09:27 PM // 21:27   #54
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Trust me England is a crazy place. One day I was on the bus and as i get of im thrown to the floor and bein hand cuffed. Accusation: Suicide bomber. My sister comes out of nowhere when im in the police station and slaps the officer so hard everyone turned around and dropped what they were doing, literally.

edit: Dont tell no one. Ill get in trouble
That's never happened here in manchester...
You in one of those rough places? O_O
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Old Feb 10, 2008, 05:31 PM // 17:31   #55
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London, Aldgate
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #56
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Not my embarassing moment but its funny enough to share, and im sure my freind wont mind :P

Was down at the pool in the morning (5:30) for a mornin training session (yes we wear y front speedos ) and my freind came out the changing room obviously tired with his balls hanging out each side of his trunks

The girls certainly got an eye full lol
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #57
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In like grade 11 I was hanging out by my friends lockers and for whatever reason(I think I was irritated at something) I kinda just said out loud
"Just ...f--k my face..with a penis"

by the way I am straight. My friends killed themselves laughing.
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Old Feb 16, 2008, 01:42 AM // 01:42   #58
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Alright this one got my entire PE class laughing....

In the beginning of volleyball class, my friend told some wierd kid nobody likes to weave his hands through the holes in the nets. anyone who has done this knows that it takes ~5 seconds to free your hands, so once the kid does it, my friend pantses him from behind, boxers and everything, open for the entire class to see. it was hilarious because he was struggling to free his hands but couldnt after a few seconds, which was more than enough :-P

then he thought it was me and tried to kick me for some reason, lol, then it was over, kid was a bitch anyway
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Old Feb 16, 2008, 01:59 AM // 01:59   #59
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Alright this one got my entire PE class laughing....

In the beginning of volleyball class, my friend told some wierd kid nobody likes to weave his hands through the holes in the nets. anyone who has done this knows that it takes ~5 seconds to free your hands, so once the kid does it, my friend pantses him from behind, boxers and everything, open for the entire class to see. it was hilarious because he was struggling to free his hands but couldnt after a few seconds, which was more than enough :-P

then he thought it was me and tried to kick me for some reason, lol, then it was over, kid was a bitch anyway
lol that's friggen funny.
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Old Feb 16, 2008, 02:14 AM // 02:14   #60
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Edit: Fell asleep in Math class once, not too bad right? My arm went out from under me and I smashed my face of the desk -.-; Ended up making a huge noise when I hit and got a bloody nose... not too cool.
have done that ALLOT when i was in school. luckily never got a bloody nose. used to put a pen in my right hand and hold my head up with the left. looked like i was writing. once had a staff come up and start talking to me, they didn't notice i was asleep. woke up about half way through w/e they where saying.
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