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Old Jan 31, 2008, 05:42 PM // 17:42   #21
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s'ok monty is like 70, he knows a thing or 2 about being married
60 (2 months to 61)

Married (and divorced) twice. Ain't gonna make that mistake a third time. Oh yeah, and I'm a great-grandfather.
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 05:45 PM // 17:45   #22
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60 (2 months to 61)

Married (and divorced) twice. Ain't gonna make that mistake a third time. Oh yeah, and I'm a great-grandfather.

Wouldn't that be embarrasing.
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 08:35 PM // 20:35   #23
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Guild Wars: When I got beaten by a Riposte spammer in a 1v1 scrimmage, me as Assassin.

After that I always run Deadly Arts against Warriors.

In real life, I fell asleep during a chemistry test. Too much Guild Wars and not enough sleep.
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 10:47 PM // 22:47   #24
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I fell asleep during a lab in chemistry...which somehow ended up with the classroom being filled with a weird gas which we later find out was flammable (Kinda fuzzy seeing as I was in dream land atm )
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 12:28 AM // 00:28   #25
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when I was in 5th grade, I looked up 'gay sex' because I didn't know what it was...

so when my best friend slept over last weekend, he typed in a girls name that started with a 'G' and found that... he thought I was gay until I explained to him what I did in 5th grade...
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 12:26 PM // 12:26   #26
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Me and a guildie were talking about those berries on shing jea island you need for that monk quest. Mong berries I think? Well he was jokingly saying that Anet was racist because of the asian name in the asian campain. I argued it could be named after a fellow named nong, and that if a person called john discovered the berries the berry bush would be called johns bush.

He said he google imaged "johns Bush" and apparantly it wasn't what he was expecting.
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Old Feb 02, 2008, 06:03 PM // 18:03   #27
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when I was in 5th grade, I looked up 'gay sex' because I didn't know what it was...

so when my best friend slept over last weekend, he typed in a girls name that started with a 'G' and found that... he thought I was gay until I explained to him what I did in 5th grade...
LMFAO, dude that has got to be the funniest thing ever lol.
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #28
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Getting caught masturbating, come on who hasn't?
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 06:00 AM // 06:00   #29
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Have had my fair share of embarrassing/awkward moments. I guess I'll share the most recent.

I was walking around the back hall prior to a show (a play) and i was wearing a pair of sweatpants. Well, my friend comes by and she decides to pants me as how easy sweatpants are to pull down. Well, needless to say, more than the sweatpants came down and she got more than she bargained for.
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 06:04 AM // 06:04   #30
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Have had my fair share of embarrassing/awkward moments. I guess I'll share the most recent.

I was walking around the back hall prior to a show (a play) and i was wearing a pair of sweatpants. Well, my friend comes by and she decides to pants me as how easy sweatpants are to pull down. Well, needless to say, more than the sweatpants came down and she got more than she bargained for.
I hope you didn't have a raging hard-on.
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 06:12 AM // 06:12   #31
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I hope you didn't have a raging hard-on.
If only...oh if only..
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 09:49 AM // 09:49   #32
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When I was a kid I wanted to play a fun game with the babysitter.
I'd run around the house and hide, but I'd fart and leave scent trails to find me.
I was giggling so hard while I was doing that.
I made a doodoo in my pants by accident though.
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 12:04 PM // 12:04   #33
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When I was a kid I wanted to play a fun game with the babysitter.
I'd run around the house and hide, but I'd fart and leave scent trails to find me.
I was giggling so hard while I was doing that.
I made a doodoo in my pants by accident though.
ewww thats just gross
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 12:54 PM // 12:54   #34
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Hmm, embarrassing moments...

I did the fall asleep in class thing once (well, a lot of times, but only once that I got called on it) - private college, geology class with 8 students, no way it was going unnoticed. Just to make sure, I guess, I managed to fall off the lab stool while asleep.

What else have I done? I guess this is not particularly embarassing, but it was definitely awkward when I ended up on a clothing optional beach... while watching my brother's kids for the weekend.

Can't really think of many others at the moment. If I do, I'll put em up.
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 01:22 PM // 13:22   #35
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I fell asleep in class too once, during math. Most boring teacher ever.
Lucky for me, my friend was sitting next to me so she started poking me to wake me up.
Not so lucky was that she was poking me in the side, it tickled and I woke up with a yell.

Result: Whole class laughing at me (ofcourse everyone noticed), math teacher angry (he didn't notice and thought I was just being my annoying self again), both of us had to stay for an extra hour at school that day <_<

EDIT: by the way, is tickled even the right word?
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 02:26 PM // 14:26   #36
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ewww thats just gross
I regret hitting 'submit reply' on that.
Actually, who am I kidding. I was almost falling out of my chair laughing when I finished that.

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Old Feb 03, 2008, 02:44 PM // 14:44   #37
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I fell asleep in class too once, during math. Most boring teacher ever.
Similar story. I came to linear algebra class straight from all night party and fell asleep in 5 minutes on he desk in last row. After the lecture professor 'kindly' wakes me up while he was leaving the class as he has to lock the door... wasn't all that fun.
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Old Feb 04, 2008, 03:38 PM // 15:38   #38
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Getting caught masturbating, come on who hasn't?
i havent yet

one time i was in karate and i pissed myself and my sensei told this korean guy to carry me down to the bathroom. the guy yelled at me in korean... probably saying, "dammit dont pee on me!! youre getting pee all over my arm! GAH!!! i hate you!!!" ahhhh.... my younger years
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Old Feb 04, 2008, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #39
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I never got caught masturbating^^

I have 3 embarassing stories...

1. One time I was standing in the schoolyard, just chillin' with the homies. (I know, I ain't black) It obviously was the 10 o'clock break (In belgium), when my friend came sneaking up behind me, and tried to pull down my pants. However, Because I myself did it a few times aswell, and it was a "general" joke in my school, I had my belt, from my pants, so tight, they would never be able to take my pants down. He pulled SO hard however, my pants AND boxers came down, thus me standing naked in the middle of school... Only lasted like 10 seconds tough, but still, it was pretty embarassing (I did get alot of phonecalls from girls tough )

2. Another time, I was riding my bike to school, after staying up ALL night with some friends. We were so tired however, I was anyways, that we had NO clue were we actually were. So I decided to move a bit to the right, which ended up in my tyre getting caught up next to the sideways. (You know, when your bike-tyre is like scratching against the stone of the sidewalk, usually ending up in you falling) Well, I didn't fall, I magicly got my bike on top of the sidewalks, proud as I was, I laughed at my friends, and ran FULL-SPEED into a streetlight... I got so lucky, we were riding at around 30-35 Km/hour, and I didn't even got scratch marks anywere... Then obviously I noticed we were right in front of the school gate. (But not so many people say it, not untill after the bang)

3. Last one is pretty short: I got hit my a car in the middle of the road (I was on the "bike-track" tough, it was the lady in the car that wasn't paying attention) Sadly enough, in the beginning of that day, I also had a near dead-experience when a truck nearly hit me AND on top of that, that day was my birthday. Anyways, alot of peopl, again, saw it, because ALL the bus-stops were on that same road...

Meh, I know people have gone trough worse, but mine are pretty bad to, but I've grown to accept them, and we still laugh about them every time I hang out with my friends. (They have alot of lol-moments too tough )
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Old Feb 04, 2008, 09:56 PM // 21:56   #40
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Once I went to school with my shirt on inside out AND backwards, and didn't notice till later in the day.
Oh wait that was like last week.

Otherwise, I'm so cool and suave, nothing can embarass me.

In other words, Ill post more if I think of it.
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