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Old Feb 19, 2008, 09:11 PM // 21:11   #21
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friend of mine pooped in one of the urinals on our floor(live in a dorm)
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Old Feb 19, 2008, 09:40 PM // 21:40   #22
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friend of mine pooped in one of the urinals on our floor(live in a dorm)
Something like that happened in my school. The kid took a crap in the urinal, hallway floor and a trashcan while the teacher was present lol.
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Old Feb 19, 2008, 10:37 PM // 22:37   #23
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yelling "penis" lol. this generation fails.
agreed.

does stupid stuff count to?

threw a desk at a staff member

punched out a double pane window with wire through the middle(wont do that again...)

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threw one of those re-freezable ice packs from one bus, threw an oncoming bus window. $700 bus window+moar probation sucks


all i care to remember at the moment
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Old Feb 19, 2008, 10:47 PM // 22:47   #24
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...flclisgreat, you've gone beyond the childish junk stuff you're a delinquent :P *in other words you're what my teachers keep telling me I'm on the verge of becoming every other day*
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Old Feb 19, 2008, 10:48 PM // 22:48   #25
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Not a single word in this thread is "badass".
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Old Feb 19, 2008, 10:57 PM // 22:57   #26
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jerked off in the bathroom hehe
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Old Feb 19, 2008, 11:12 PM // 23:12   #27
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jerked off in the bathroom hehe
You are so badass
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Old Feb 19, 2008, 11:28 PM // 23:28   #28
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...flclisgreat, you've gone beyond the childish junk stuff you're a delinquent :P *in other words you're what my teachers keep telling me I'm on the verge of becoming every other day*
that was just the school stuff. and if i was on a "bragging" spree i have much, much worse to list
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Old Feb 20, 2008, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #29
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Not a single word in this thread is "badass".
Wrong, I said Jack Nicholson on the first page.
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Old Feb 20, 2008, 01:18 AM // 01:18   #30
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Old Feb 20, 2008, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #31
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LOL, flclisgreat /wins so far hahaha funny ass stories ^^
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Old Feb 20, 2008, 02:05 AM // 02:05   #32
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jerked off in the bathroom hehe
It was only a matter of time before this showed up
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Old Feb 20, 2008, 02:48 AM // 02:48   #33
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So ermm

Locked a teacher in a closet
Made a few cry
Made a few swear at me
6 month detention
Threw shit out of windows
Fire alarm many times

Normal shit.
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Old Feb 20, 2008, 03:24 AM // 03:24   #34
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an elite guru THAT badass? :P

what a shocker =O
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Old Feb 20, 2008, 03:52 AM // 03:52   #35
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I put some shaving cream on our princeple head with two friends, he then proceed to basicly tacle me to the ground :/
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Old Feb 20, 2008, 05:06 AM // 05:06   #36
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gee I guess being a girl and going to a school that didnt allow us in the bathrooms alone (parochial thingy) and being that it was decades ago

I dont seem to remember doing anything 'badasss' ever in school---yes, I was the goody two shoes.

while in college---I was a janitor for the auditorium and had to CLEAN those urinals !!!!! YUK! big papi!

guess I just never thought of doing things like that---ever.
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Old Feb 21, 2008, 02:50 AM // 02:50   #37
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Well of course we've played the penis game in class its probaly one of the things thats required in high school.

We did the one where someone starts yelling oh my god fight!and the big circle forms and everyone's yelling and the teachers coming,oh shit wtf were just having a thumb war.

Me and 2 buddys shared a blunt in the locker rooms and the coachs were wondering what the smell was later LOL

We have to paint the football field(gay)so me and my buddys got pretty tired of it by the 3000th time we had to do it so we decided to draw some boobies and a penis to make it intresting no colour tho of course.

The best and most memorable thing we ever did though is all of us pretty much hated our vice princpal and well we live in the south so alot of us go hunting now and then so we decided to bring one of the dead deer along to school nice and early in the morning.

Snuck it into her office and that bitch stunk so bad for so long.
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Old Feb 21, 2008, 03:06 AM // 03:06   #38
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Swapped a dvd I was going to be watching with the class for a pr0n dvd...
My school is cheap and only uses cheap copies
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Old Feb 21, 2008, 03:37 AM // 03:37   #39
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Deleting the school's administrator account (they just let you do anything in the command prompt, but not anymore )
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Old Feb 21, 2008, 03:46 AM // 03:46   #40
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I haven't really done much myself but...


My grade school was pretty ghetto, a couple kids in 5th grade got in a fight in the bathroom. One kid shoved the other kids face into the mirror and started punching him. He knocked the kid's tooth out and shattered the mirror. Yeah... who knew there were actually fights in 5th grade...

Also, there was some dumbass I met while detassling in the summer. He thought it would be funny to stick a sharpened pencil upright on a kid's chair. When the kid sat down, the pencil went 2 inches up his ass(not the hold, the solid cheek). The kid was working to pay off the medical costs he caused...

Almost forgot... One time I was at a debate tournament(yeah im so cool) and we got bored some friends and I went in the school's wrestling padded room to mess around. We found this aerosol bottle full of disinfecting foam. The stuff was awesome, you could spray it and it would like stick to everything and harden a little bit. Anyways, we put some globs of the shit in all the wrestler's protective ear muff things. I figured it was the least I could do for the school pride... or whatever.

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