Curse

great sir s · Feb 18, 2008, 10:26 PM // 22:26

Admit it, everyone in high school / college / wherever always wants to do that stupid yet hilariously badass stunt that will get you recognized xD.

Well this is where you share all of your eipc/sad/hilarious stories of you or your friends being either complete badasses or assholes to people and sharing wether they get caught or not

I don't care if they happen in school or outside of it somewhere, i just want to hear all your stories

I'll start: some dumbass at my school, on the bathroom wall, wrote "Boom at 2/4/08 at 7:24am" Turns out that made a bomb squad come and investigate, dozens of cops were there, all after-school activities were cancelled, and they were thinking about cancelling school the next day(of course they didn't), and the kid claimed he wrote it because he was bored, hah well his life is screwed over now and it sure shook up the whole school for a while

Zahr Dalsk · Feb 18, 2008, 10:31 PM // 22:31

Sometimes people play the Penis Game around my school.

Which is to get a bunch of people and run around in random places (busy intersections, important financial meetings, assemblies, etc) and see who can yell "PENIS!" the loudest. Silly but amusing.

credit · Feb 18, 2008, 10:32 PM // 22:32

School dances, enough said.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk

Sometimes people play the Penis Game around my school.

Which is to get a bunch of people and run around in random places (busy intersections, important financial meetings, assemblies, etc) and see who can yell "PENIS!" the loudest. Silly but amusing.

OMG the penis game is the best fcuking thing to play, yeah we do it everywhere all the time, very amusing.

Accursed · Feb 18, 2008, 10:34 PM // 22:34

teh penis game is l337

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I went to a school basketball game 2 weeks ago.

I was hanging out with my friend, cheerleaders, and some 6th grade girls.

One of the 6th graders told me that I was a dumbass...

Conversation:

Cheerleaders: Omg, we need to hang out some more!
Me and friend: ya totally. maybe next saturday?
cheerleaders: alright cool
6th grader: your a dumbass, thinking your cool
Me: I'm a smartass, not a dumbass (really loud too)
Principal and Dean: Excuse me?
*This is the part I run away*

credit · Feb 18, 2008, 10:38 PM // 22:38

No matter what gets posted here, Jack Nicholson is the most badass person in history.

Winterclaw · Feb 18, 2008, 10:50 PM // 22:50

I've read some of the Cromartie highschool mangas so I don't feel any need to be badass at work or school.

Darkhell153 · Feb 18, 2008, 11:45 PM // 23:45

Well I watched Jeff Dunham a little too much...so one day I took a suitcase, brought it to the principal's office and left it there. The principal comes along, opens the suitcase and a Skeleton with a beard pops out and says:

"Shut the Damn Door!"

I was in the summit for sooooooooo freakin long. *luckily the people at college had a better sense of humor*

Celestial_Kitsune · Feb 19, 2008, 12:55 AM // 00:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uh-P40t-0

Xebedinct · Feb 19, 2008, 01:32 AM // 01:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk

Sometimes people play the Penis Game around my school.

Which is to get a bunch of people and run around in random places (busy intersections, important financial meetings, assemblies, etc) and see who can yell "PENIS!" the loudest. Silly but amusing.

Aye, that game is awesome. Once in school last year we played it amongst the five or so us in the back of the class, one girl yelled it so loud it echoed in the hallway.

DreamRunner · Feb 19, 2008, 01:43 AM // 01:43

The best was when ALL of the teachers were in a photograph and we setup a circle about 60m in-front of them and screamed FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT with two people in the middle having a thumb war. It sucks when you got very expensive photograph going and their is a fight right infront of you

Couching was always good. It when you got one of the small foam couches and two people pick one up, then you charge at each other and see who bounces back the furtherest.

Sleeper Service · Feb 19, 2008, 03:12 AM // 03:12

switched all the keyboard cables to random computers in IT lab.

shorted out all the fuses in the building with a uh...contraption i'd built.

blew up the toilets.

kept a dozen eggs in my locker for about 6 months and then organized a "competition" from the gym (5th story). man there was egg everywhere on students on cars and.... in the office in front. Told the director it was an experiment.

Got locked in middle school after hours. Full access to science lab, computer lab, vending machines, telephones....

sold a couple incense sticks sticks to the 2 rudeboys saying it was "thai stick". They came back literally green and saying it was good stuff.

Smoked a cigar in the principals office.

joined up all the tables in room 104 (?) and skateboarded on them with my mates.

Left porn mags casually in the thrash as bait. Dude got caught in the toilets later...he never lived that out.

and you probably would not believe the shit i got up to in uni.

yelling "penis" lol. this generation fails.

eeks · Feb 19, 2008, 03:58 AM // 03:58

Walked my dog, and he peed on the principal's car? I dunno, I don't remember. >_>

Oh, the penis game eh. I recall doing something similar, but our school group was in another country at the time we did it. Aha.

Grasping Darkness · Feb 19, 2008, 06:27 AM // 06:27

my favorite prank was on my shop teacher who was scared of snakes like indiana jones. i put a 7 foot long live black snake in his drawer. i did a lot more stuff but that was my favorite

Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 19, 2008, 06:55 AM // 06:55

Nothing too extreme.

Got "The Deanzilla" as we call him (the Dean of our theatre department) to dress up in a big dino costume to help advertise our play.

Broke into our theatre history class and played Guitar Hero on the big projector screen.

artay · Feb 19, 2008, 08:19 AM // 08:19

Firstly when you said "badass" ...oh never mind

Once I rode a wombat into school and threw it at a teacher. Yes that happenned...

Wombat is the word Australians use for poor people.

Edit:apology for weird post..bad day.

Baffneu · Feb 19, 2008, 06:08 PM // 18:08

karate chopped a vice principal. expelled :|

Bryant Again · Feb 19, 2008, 06:46 PM // 18:46

Flooded the boys bathroom on the second floor on accident and got away with it. It's right above the kitchen, so there was no lunch that day.

Shadow Kurd · Feb 19, 2008, 07:21 PM // 19:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial_Kitsune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uh-P40t-0

If thats you....... just no words

Blonde Warrior · Feb 19, 2008, 08:22 PM // 20:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial_Kitsune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uh-P40t-0

lol......wtf

Issac · Feb 19, 2008, 08:57 PM // 20:57

Poked my friend with a aluminum rod,teacher pointed at me and said "You Out" I went outside and he started yelling at me like crazy. Thats the only time I ever saw him that pissed. And it was 100% my fault so I kinda felt good. But it was so hard not to laugh lol. Man that was a fun moment.