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Old Apr 12, 2008, 11:25 PM // 23:25   #21
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 12:30 AM // 00:30   #22
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14 years old and now in love with a girl who I can't ask out because I get shy...
You're 14, You're still a kid, You don't have a clue what love is. Sorry to be blunt but that's just how it is.
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #23
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14 years old and now infatuated with a girl who I can't ask out because I get shy...
fix'd
pretty much what everyone else has said so far
except Malice...
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 01:51 AM // 01:51   #24
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Come on, don't be too harsh on Malice.
Technically, his advice is good if you are a pervert lol. And I don't think that chloroform and handcuffs will work (but then again, it depends how much you "love" the girl lol).
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 08:37 AM // 08:37   #25
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And I don't think that chloroform and handcuffs will work .
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 09:44 AM // 09:44   #26
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You made me search that...lol. Don't do that to her Tyla lol.


Word of advice - never search anything Malice posts.



Give them a note that says "Do you like me, yes or no".
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 09:47 AM // 09:47   #27
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You're 14, You're still a kid, You don't have a clue what love is. Sorry to be blunt but that's just how it is.

Weren't Romeo and Juliet about that age, you may be off the mark a little bit

Op: Just go for it, worst case scenario she says no, if anyone laughs etc. just call them a n00b
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 09:52 AM // 09:52   #28
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Normally I don't need to do a search, but this...I had too because I couldn't really guess lol.

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Give them a note that says "Do you like me, yes or no".
That reminds me a flashback in Family guy when a teacher gives a note like this to her student lol.

I don't think a girl would date you if you grabbed her ass then made her smell chloroform, then handcuffed her so you could have sex (don't forget Malice's advice)... lol.
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 10:05 AM // 10:05   #29
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You're 14, You're still a kid, You don't have a clue what love is. Sorry to be blunt but that's just how it is.
Love....is...THE PAINKILLEEEER
Love....is....real painkiller

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAARRGH

Nuff said.
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 10:14 AM // 10:14   #30
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14 years old and now in love with a girl who I can't ask out because I get shy...

Question is, what do you do?
First, you're not in love, it's called lust.

Secondly just ask her to hang-out or something, if you don't you'll end up like the guy in the make love not warcraft episode of South Park.
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 10:18 AM // 10:18   #31
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Lust lol, I didn't even think of that.

If you want lust just tell her stupid things that she wants to hear, even if you don't believe any words that you say xD. (that may be a bad advice for some xD).
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 02:08 PM // 14:08   #32
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 03:49 PM // 15:49   #33
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ewwww ur gross *bunny slap*
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 03:52 PM // 15:52   #34
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And now you get a cat. But first lemme hand you out this prize :

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Old Apr 14, 2008, 07:00 AM // 07:00   #35
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You just want to tickle the pink. If she's hot, we'll both tickle the pink
Please say no fingers allowed.

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Old Apr 14, 2008, 07:22 AM // 07:22   #36
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Give them a note that says "Do you like me, yes or no".
Haha, I did that once in like 3rd grade. It actually worked
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Old Apr 14, 2008, 07:36 AM // 07:36   #37
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Put hooks in her ears, attach them to a long string and throw her over a ledge at least 10 floors high. Let that stay for a few hours, then ask her out, I am sure there will be no problem then.
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Old Apr 14, 2008, 07:40 AM // 07:40   #38
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Malice's advice works like a charm.

Take it from a girl.
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Old Apr 14, 2008, 07:44 AM // 07:44   #39
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Put hooks in her ears, attach them to a long string and throw her over a ledge at least 10 floors high. Let that stay for a few hours, then ask her out, I am sure there will be no problem then.
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Old Apr 14, 2008, 08:19 AM // 08:19   #40
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Actually Tyla, I just remembered a pivotal experience from my past.
Also something I have seen my friends go through before and after my own experience. When I think about it, it can allow me to share some infallible advice.

I don't know why I didn't remember this earlier as it's probably something that everyone could learn from and help us all feel more at ease with what to do when we are interested in someone.

What happened, and why it happened, was when I was....

*begins dying of chronic lead poisoning*

Wow. What are the odds of that kicking in right at this second. Ugh.
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