Curse

Arduin · May 01, 2008, 11:21 PM // 23:21

O mi Gawd!

Skulking along the hotel lobby, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Arduinna! And she gives a mighty bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! Skulls will be RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed for Satan!!!"

Filter kicks in ^^

Murmel · May 02, 2008, 12:07 AM // 00:07

Folks, I seem to have gotten this all wrong. I made one up for myself. Apparently I missed the link to a site eherm

here comes my "real" one:

Skulking out of the mountains, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Murmel! And he gives a cruel roar:

"In the name of malice, skulls will be F U C K E D for Satan!"

rofl

Murmel · May 02, 2008, 12:09 AM // 00:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arduinna

O mi Gawd!

Skulking along the hotel lobby, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Arduinna! And she gives a mighty bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! Skulls will be RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed for Satan!!!"

Filter kicks in ^^

Lol we got the same one

Edit: Almost the same I mean... Man I get retarded at late hours hehe...

Yuhe Ji · May 02, 2008, 12:25 AM // 00:25

Lo! Who is that, striding across the terrain! It is Yuhe, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spank you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"

RiKio · May 02, 2008, 02:55 PM // 14:55

Who is that, prowling across the hotel lobby! It is RiKio, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars ominously:

"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!"

Kattar · May 02, 2008, 03:41 PM // 15:41

Lo! Who is that, striding out of the mountains! It is Katsumi, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls mightily:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"

I didn't think you could pulversize people with chain link fencing. Apparently I was wrong.

Khorrax · May 02, 2008, 05:39 PM // 17:39

Sprinting over the tarmac, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Khorrax! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to spank you until you're translucent, and dip you in uranium!"

AidinSwiftarrow · May 02, 2008, 08:40 PM // 20:40

Running through the steppes, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Tyrenus! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to spank you with such zeal, it will be a new form of crime!!"

WOOT

Zamochit · May 02, 2008, 08:45 PM // 20:45

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the candy store! It is Zamochit, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

artay · May 02, 2008, 08:46 PM // 20:46

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the plains! It is Artay, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

El Presidente · May 02, 2008, 08:52 PM // 20:52

Stalking out of the tarmac, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Minas! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I lay waste to all I see like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

WTB Zealous Screwdriver!

RedNova88 · May 02, 2008, 10:05 PM // 22:05

LMAO! I usually just shout "IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" but this is MUCH better.

Sprinting amidst the wasteland, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Rednova88! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to beat you until you shit molton lava!!"

MisterB · May 04, 2008, 06:54 AM // 06:54

Who is that, running on the mini-mall parking lot! It is MisterB, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I tear into the enemy like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

My hammer is made of meat. And Jewels.

Snograt · May 04, 2008, 07:59 AM // 07:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Warrior

Who is that, striding on the terrain! It is Kedric Trolltwatter, hands clutching a mighty sword! He grunts thunderously:

"I'm going to (red engine go!) you into your own personal hell, and sever every head in sight!!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Ranger-ette

Skulking across the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Kedric Planttwatter! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to pound you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

The warrior one is most seemly

killerbot3009 · May 04, 2008, 08:01 AM // 08:01

JUHHH is my guilds battle cry just before GvG

Squishy ftw · May 04, 2008, 09:01 AM // 09:01

Striding along the candy store, swinging a mighty sword, cometh SquishyFTW! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you until your rump glows!"

olol.

Issac · May 04, 2008, 09:24 PM // 21:24

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the freeway! It is Issac, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to punch you until you bleed puke, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

lol

Nightmares Hammer · May 04, 2008, 09:52 PM // 21:52

Who is that, prowling across the fields! It is Nightmares Hammer, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I lay waste to the landscape like a sentient bulldozer!!!"

FOR THE WIN!!!!1!!!!!!

Ork Pride · May 04, 2008, 09:57 PM // 21:57

I'm going to bruise you all the way to Bangladesh, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!

gerlin · May 04, 2008, 10:09 PM // 22:09

Running out of the cliffs, clutching a burning branch, cometh Gerlin! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to bruise you until time and space have no meaning!!"

i'm so gunna start using this