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Old Jun 20, 2008, 10:18 AM // 10:18   #201
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Margaret and Paul try every Equinox and every Fertile Season for baby, to their disappointment they are like Frozen Soil unable to conceive. One day the Fox Promises them a baby, they are overjoyed, nine months later a baby fox was delivered. :P
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Old Jun 20, 2008, 10:28 AM // 10:28   #202
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Margaret and Paul pray to Avatar of Lyssa for a baby. They try every Fertile Season, using the ancient technique of Read the Wind to boost their chances, but they are like Frozen Soil unable to conceive. One day the Fox Promises them a baby, they are overjoyed, nine months later a baby fox was delivered. :P

lol

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Old Jun 21, 2008, 07:05 AM // 07:05   #203
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I [Dash]ed out of bed to my wall, but quickly [Escape]d after I realized that my [Mirror of Ice] was reflecting my [Seeping Wound] inflicted to my stomach. Nothing that [Dwaynas Kiss] couldn't take care of!

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Old Jun 21, 2008, 10:08 AM // 10:08   #204
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Its kind of long, but you wanted 10 different elite skill...

"I spent much time in these lands as a boy" shouted the young and useless prince as we were marching our group through the snowy Gusty mountains. A Shroud of Silence fell upon us, for we could hear from the distance an horde of Onslaught was rushing in our direction. Knowing that this was my chance to get rid of the Lingering Curse of a prince, I faced him and softly said The Power Is Yours, and I sent him to face the massive horde alone. The rest of us Escaped back up the mountain, and watched the the eager prince tired to unleash his Weapon of Fury, only to be brutally Decapitated by some glowy red creature. I had no Visions of Regret for what I have done, and neither did the rest of my group, for not a single Word of Censure was said to me. We all went home happily knowing that the annoying prince was gone.

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Old Jun 21, 2008, 02:15 PM // 14:15   #205
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The Queen Bite Kilroy Stonekin's butt, the Monkey see, Monkey do and so they bite the Queen's butt.

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Old Jun 21, 2008, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #206
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when the Amulet of Protection spilited upon the Flashing Blades, the Storm Chaser has finally obtained his first Battle Scars on his chest

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Old Jun 22, 2008, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #207
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Come inside Karei's Healing Circle if you want to escape the Ray of Judgement was Abadon's conspiracy to get every one into the Soul Vortex during the Aftershock of a Sandstorm.

:P rofl, if that make any sense at all.

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Old Jun 22, 2008, 11:48 AM // 11:48   #208
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The Parasitic Bite made the pain of my Seeping Wound Intensify until I shouted a Word of Healing: "The Power is Yours!".

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Old Jun 23, 2008, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #209
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Countless were the BATLE SCARS we would carry after that glorious fight, when the first wave was defeated a wind of hope inspired us all, the SECOND WIND that afflicted our company was that of fear as we witnessed the abominations that were being riseng from the fallen bodies, somehow the fear was ovecomed by our SOLDIER'S FURY and we refused to retreat, the PRICE OF PRIDE was high and many liver were lost in that foolish act but we were clearly under a BLESSED AURA for victory was ours against all odds, too bad many paid whit their life the PRICE OF FAILURE.

omg i feel havent felt like such a geek since i player board rpg

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Old Jun 26, 2008, 08:27 AM // 08:27   #210
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this one was a bit harder (so I can understand why no one tried it).


Brother Saul was in his room, when out in the hall he heard Words of Madness! Remembering his Vow of Silence he did not scream, but his Recurring Insecurity about his ability to keep that vow was pretty low....but against the Impossible Odds of his losing it he grabbed his Symbols of Inspiration off the book shelf and was able to Siphon Strength from it to give his Aura of Faith a chance to help him deal with the situation.......
(heck even threw in a monk elite).

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Old Jun 26, 2008, 02:55 PM // 14:55   #211
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Returning from beyond the Temple of Ages, Olias have many Battle Scars to show for. His Martyrdom was not in vain. Help me to serve Balthazar the best I can and I'll be your loyal servant through Chilling Winds, Lightning Bolts and Thunderclap. But I will not, I will not Sharpen Daggers for you! Never!

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Old Jun 27, 2008, 11:15 PM // 23:15   #212
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ok, will take a stab at this one.


the Peace & Harmony of our afternoon was broken by a Deafening Roar from a rather large (ok it was huge) Trampling OX...the ground shook from its Aftershock as it rampaged toward us. With much Conviction (and some Pious Concentration---very hard to do will running ya'know)...we withstood its Vicious Attack long enough to make a Critical Strike against its Giant Stomp....thus killing the beast in its tracks. We did not Gloat over our victory.

(yeah threw in a few extras to finish my story).


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