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Old Jun 15, 2008, 03:26 AM // 03:26   #141
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^ didn't put a profession for the next one...
George Bush needs a [skill]Concussion Shot[/skill].

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #142
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your mom was [charge]d with repeated [drunken blow] in the corner bar last night

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 06:03 AM // 06:03   #143
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i Impaled your mom last night, and the next morning she was Suffering because she could hardly walk.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #144
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Little did the hunter realize that he had step into a pond of Quicksand. He felt a sharp pain but was unable to move, when the jungle guide pull him to safety, they discovered he had dismember limbs.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 07:26 AM // 07:26   #145
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oo I get a wammo.

I grappled my way onto the roof and looked up to see a reversal of my fortune. epic.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 10:59 AM // 10:59   #146
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The Restoration works on the Sistine Chapel started November 7th, 1984.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 04:02 PM // 16:02   #147
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I heard his Skull Crack when my fist contacted with his head.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 04:10 PM // 16:10   #148
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There has been a Renewing Surge of Lightning Bolt every 20 minutes near the electric tower ever since yesterday.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 04:28 PM // 16:28   #149
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This Migraine im having makes me want to Impale myself.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 04:35 PM // 16:35   #150
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My Patient Spirit allows me to Meditate more.

Next Monk and Mesmer. (By the way Pumpkin, your lack of Dervish astounds me!)
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 04:57 PM // 16:57   #151
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I need some peace and harmony in this chaos storm.

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lol, she has one death and i haven't play her since .... i r going to kill her
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 06:53 PM // 18:53   #152
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As the Fire Storm raged on, I shouted "Make Haste!" and ordered everyone to evacuate the area.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 07:10 PM // 19:10   #153
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my Hamstring was hurting and i needed time for Recovery.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 07:20 PM // 19:20   #154
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The Star Burst I saw in my telescope gave me the Conviction needed to become an astrophysicist.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #155
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my brother yelled "fall back" away from the cage as the panther began to pounce at me..

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 07:34 PM // 19:34   #156
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he kept swinging his brutal weapon at me but he knows he can't touch this.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #157
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If you have Migraine, dont mix aspirin with alcohol. You will end up Snare(d).
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Old Jun 16, 2008, 09:35 AM // 09:35   #158
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ok. I'll assume bhavv posted "Elementalist and Dervish" next.
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After many years of Meditation, sat in a scrapyard, Anthony was surrounded by an Iron Mist.

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Old Jun 16, 2008, 11:42 AM // 11:42   #159
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I will let you have a Taste of Death, Black Lotus Strikes a conversation with the guy next to her in the bar which sends him fleeting the place.

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Old Jun 16, 2008, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #160
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Little Billy, after having been hit by a stray Blazing Spear, got trodden into the dust by a herd of Trampling Ox. "Why do you hate me?" he shouted as he cursed the Heavens.


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