Curse

Arkantos · Jul 15, 2008, 09:38 PM // 21:38

I saw this link in IRC, and i just had to post it here.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...re/7505443.stm

The man was decapitated by a chainsaw, and police are saying it was an non-suspicious death, and no one else was involved. Either this man decapitated himself with a chainsaw, or the world just got a little more retarded.

Lasareth · Jul 15, 2008, 09:40 PM // 21:40

But the question is--is it suspicious?

Arkantos · Jul 15, 2008, 09:44 PM // 21:44

Well, he was decapitated by a chainsaw, and apparently no one else was involved. A man decapitating himself with a chainsaw seems pretty suspicious imo.

FlamingMetroid · Jul 15, 2008, 09:50 PM // 21:50

I decapitate myself with a chainsaw on a semi-regular basis, nothing suspicious there

fenix · Jul 15, 2008, 10:26 PM // 22:26

Clearly he tripped and fell onto the chainsaw...with his neck...

Arkantos · Jul 15, 2008, 10:33 PM // 22:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenix

Clearly he tripped and fell onto the chainsaw...with his neck...

Clearly. I can see it now. He was ready to chop down the tree, but he left the chainsaw on and put it on the ground. He went inside for a glass of lemonade, came outside, tripped over a rock, and cut his head off.

Sleeper Service · Jul 15, 2008, 10:49 PM // 22:49

what tree? he was in a FLAT O.o

i suspect a case of mistaken vampire identity by Buffy and the scooby gang.

on the other hand if this WAS non intended then his family needs to sue the chainsaw company for not having proper warning and safety markings on it.

something allong the lines of :

"Do not apply to neck, danger of decapitation (will ensue death)"

or

"hold This way. Do not use on self"

or

"Partial decapitation is the sole responsibility of the user."

edit: i cant stop laughing omg....does this make me a bad person?

Snograt · Jul 15, 2008, 11:02 PM // 23:02

Google "chainsaw suicide" - it's more common than you might think.

Sleeper Service · Jul 15, 2008, 11:10 PM // 23:10

ok snog thanks....this is insane, the laughter has given way to tears.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...643447,00.html

humans are dumb.

FlamingMetroid · Jul 15, 2008, 11:13 PM // 23:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeper Service

ok snog thanks....this is insane, the laughter has given way to tears.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...643447,00.html

humans are dumb.

I lol'd hard

Murmel · Jul 15, 2008, 11:16 PM // 23:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snograt

Google "chainsaw suicide" - it's more common than you might think.

Yes you're right... Actually found quite alot >.>

Who knows. I'm like 50-50 if this is a suicide or murder.

The Red Messenger · Jul 15, 2008, 11:24 PM // 23:24

well at least it wasnt a regular saw

Neo Nugget · Jul 15, 2008, 11:51 PM // 23:51

Someone's been playing a bit too much resident evil 4.

Interesting story :O

Arkantos · Jul 16, 2008, 12:24 AM // 00:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeper Service

ok snog thanks....this is insane, the laughter has given way to tears.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...643447,00.html

humans are dumb.

He failed commiting suicide...twice. That's horrible, poor guy.

KycooGhost · Jul 16, 2008, 12:46 AM // 00:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeper Service

ok snog thanks....this is insane, the laughter has given way to tears.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...643447,00.html

humans are dumb.

Lol nice one humanity. That guy failed and killing him self... twice

I would just kill my self after that ... lol >_<

Humans are dumb... well duh... so happy I'm asura. O wait... crap >_<

Issac · Jul 16, 2008, 01:06 AM // 01:06

Man if u fail at killing yourself with a chain saw I don't know what to say lol.

Kerwyn Nasilan · Jul 16, 2008, 01:10 AM // 01:10

Am I the only person who has "Hot Fuzz" the movie, come to mind when reading this?

I pwnd U · Jul 16, 2008, 01:22 AM // 01:22

I heard last summer about a guy around the Midwest that cut his moms head off with a chainsaw and then cut halfway through his own neck before passing out.

What a quitter...

pumpkin pie · Jul 16, 2008, 02:18 AM // 02:18

man try to cut down tree with chainsaw, tree was treebeard, treebeard was angry, treebeard kick man away, chainsaw fell on the ground, man fell on chainsaw.

okay, i can finally load the bbc news page and read the news, why do they kept saying non suspicious?

my thought
police receive call
police goes to scene of death
police says its non suspicious

BASE ON WHAT?

If the dead guy was someone "more important" like maybe the mayor's son. i am sure there will be a more in depth investigation before they say its a non-suspicious case.

FuzzyDoom · Jul 16, 2008, 02:24 AM // 02:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeper Service

ok snog thanks....this is insane, the laughter has given way to tears.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...643447,00.html

humans are dumb.

EPIC FAIL!

Also, there was a warning label that I saw on this list of stupid warning labels it read: "Do not try stopping Chainsaw with Genitals."...if that has been happening than its too late for Human kind...