Mar 12, 2008, 06:59 PM // 18:59
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#961
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: NA
Profession: N/Me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tatile
Flem, that midget is awesome. Is it a midget? Or a Dwarf? I can never remember the midget.
Reminds of one of 2's podcasts once. "What's the correct term for a group of midgets?"
"Ten CC of midget!"
"Shitstorm of midgets"
"A phonebooth of midgets"
This came after a news report that a car full of (black, as it was reported) men did a drive-by on a midget.
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I'm not sure what it is, besides awesome. That picture always makes me smile.
wow. I'd love to see that news report, lol.
Last edited by Flem; Mar 12, 2008 at 07:19 PM // 19:19..
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Mar 13, 2008, 04:46 AM // 04:46
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#962
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The Greatest
Join Date: Feb 2006
Profession: W/
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http://www.rinkworks.com/said/
If you don't laugh at at least one of these, you have no sense of humor.
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Mar 13, 2008, 06:51 AM // 06:51
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#963
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Bellgium
Profession: W/E
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos
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"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot"
lolololol
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Mar 13, 2008, 08:01 AM // 08:01
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#964
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE
Guild: We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]
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Mar 13, 2008, 08:41 AM // 08:41
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#965
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Singapore
Guild: Sheperd of Souls
Profession: W/Mo
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Ouch. Just ouch is all that can be said. Poor doggy.
He wins the Darwin Award for animals.
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Mar 13, 2008, 09:57 AM // 09:57
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#966
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: Astral Revenants
Profession: P/W
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Saves you from having to pay the vet to neuter him.
Smartest money saving dog ever. Self castration!
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Mar 13, 2008, 03:35 PM // 15:35
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#967
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Plato's Cave
Profession: W/E
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Mar 13, 2008, 04:54 PM // 16:54
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#968
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Home...
Guild: Vier Reiter [Vier]
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* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Give this Doctor a cookie
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Mar 13, 2008, 08:42 PM // 20:42
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#971
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2007
Guild: [Luck]
Profession: E/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bhavv
I thought this would fit this thread perfectly.
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hmm... after learning all I've learned about volcanoes in Earth Science.... that is mostly wrong.
Lava (or Lolava) escapes in any means necessary... Not just shooting out of the vent. Just stating.
Great pic, i guess?
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Mar 13, 2008, 08:49 PM // 20:49
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#972
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EXCESSIVE FLUTTERCUSSING
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: SMS (lolgw2placeholder)
Profession: Me/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rexion
hmm... after learning all I've learned about volcanoes in Earth Science.... that is mostly wrong.
Lava (or Lolava) escapes in any means necessary... Not just shooting out of the vent. Just stating.
Great pic, i guess?
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I believe you have missed the point of this thread...
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Mar 13, 2008, 08:50 PM // 20:50
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#973
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Holland, ZHZ
Profession: R/W
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Day to Day, March 11, 2008 · In an effort to keep up with the modern world, the Vatican has announced a list of seven new mortal sins. Some of the new dont's: thou shalt not pollute and thou shalt not have too much money.
Madeleine Brand speaks with Father James Martin, acting publisher of the Jesuit magazine America, about the importance of updating the 1,500-year-old sin list.
"I think it's to remind people that sins are not just individual," he says referring to the Catholic church's old seven deadly sins — lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride. "There's also social sins .. .sins that affect the community at large and sins that an institution can engage in."
The New Mortal Sins
1.) genetic modification
2.) carrying out experiments on humans
3.) polluting the environment
4.) causing social injustice
5.) causing poverty
6.) becoming obscenely wealthy
7.) taking drugs
(makes me laugh every time I read em )
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Mar 13, 2008, 08:52 PM // 20:52
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#974
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland
Guild: The Mirror Of Reason [SNOW]
Profession: E/Mo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead Mushmul
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Omg you made me drool all over my desk when i started laughing!
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Mar 13, 2008, 08:56 PM // 20:56
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#975
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2007
Guild: [Luck]
Profession: E/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Katsumi
I believe you have missed the point of this thread...
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no. just trying to tear down a really bleechy, not funny at all, picture.
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Mar 13, 2008, 09:09 PM // 21:09
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#976
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: been using this avatar IRL for ever
Guild: No I Wont join your guild[stfu]
Profession: D/
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Mar 13, 2008, 09:37 PM // 21:37
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#977
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Furnace Stoker
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Last edited by bhavv; Mar 13, 2008 at 10:14 PM // 22:14..
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Mar 13, 2008, 11:33 PM // 23:33
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#978
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!
Guild: looking for one :p
Profession: A/D
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Mar 13, 2008, 11:41 PM // 23:41
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#979
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Your Mom's House
Guild: 香港,poke, mad, BECK, nH
Profession: A/W
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hahaha i love that carrot billboard
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Mar 14, 2008, 12:14 AM // 00:14
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#980
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Lion's Arch
Profession: R/Mo
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"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
LOL from http://www.rinkworks.com/said/insurance.shtml
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