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Old Jul 31, 2008, 12:03 AM // 00:03   #21
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you have to admit the line about the anime loving twat kids was pretty damn funny.
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 04:23 AM // 04:23   #22
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Ooo he just did AoC, where's Bhavv?
Obvious answer: Playing AoC.

This dude's opinions are very distorted, but that's just for the entertainment purposes. If anything I'm a wee bit curious about how he actually feels about the games he plays, the way he reviews them you'd think he wasn't a gamer at all.
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Old Aug 06, 2008, 10:00 PM // 22:00   #23
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vide...Ninja-Gaiden-2

new review up, ninja gaiden 2.
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Old Aug 06, 2008, 11:32 PM // 23:32   #24
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vide...8-Age-of-Conan

PS I would love to see how he picks at guild wars flaws lol, How there are over 10000 combinations of skills but only about 100 work decently. and even less are accepted for most of the group content killing most if not all originality and uniqueness. Id love to hear it lol, Sent in a request maybe he will review it.
Where can i make requests, i have a whole list.

And the Turok one is still the best.
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Out of curiosity, I went to IMDB to learn what amateur dramatics wannabe voiced this gobshite and found it to be none other than Ron RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOmothering Perlman?! A Ron Perlman I can only assume realized early on what kind of dross he was working with and decided to bring that across in his performance, and if Ron Perlman thought Turok was shit, who are you to argue? Did you ever warm the frozen hearts of audiences worldwide in "City of Lost Children"? No? Well shut up then!
This shit will crack you up:
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Old Aug 07, 2008, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #25
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This dude's opinions are very distorted, but that's just for the entertainment purposes. If anything I'm a wee bit curious about how he actually feels about the games he plays, the way he reviews them you'd think he wasn't a gamer at all.
His opinions aren't distorted, he just nitpicks. Many games (DMC4, Bioshock, etc.) have so many good characteristics that their minor flaws are overlooked, and he just brings those out into the foreground and makes fun of them. Everything he said is very true (especially stuff about games that are actually bad that he reviews: Turok, AoC, Jericho, AitD, etc.)

I wouldn't look to his opinions on actual purchases you make, I just take it as entertainment.
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Old Aug 13, 2008, 05:11 PM // 17:11   #26
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New one:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vide...-Retrospective

"It might be a good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that but no one is gonna eat that because you stuck you DICK in it!!"
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Old Aug 13, 2008, 05:44 PM // 17:44   #27
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the dick pudding is awesome
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Old Aug 13, 2008, 06:37 PM // 18:37   #28
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heh, ive been watching this guy since the beginning, i love the whole ssbm crap and his reply to it. i posted a link to him quite a few months ago on the off topic but i guess no one saw :P
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Old Aug 13, 2008, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #29
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heh, ive been watching this guy since the beginning, i love the whole ssbm crap and his reply to it. i posted a link to him quite a few months ago on the off topic but i guess no one saw :P
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The SSBM and reply was the most hilarious gag he's done so far lol.
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Old Aug 13, 2008, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #30
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vide...-Retrospective

this weeks entry.
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Old Aug 20, 2008, 04:19 PM // 16:19   #31
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This week its Soul Caliber IV: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vide...oul-Caliber-IV


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Old Aug 20, 2008, 06:54 PM // 18:54   #32
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Old Aug 20, 2008, 10:28 PM // 22:28   #33
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He did a great panel at the Game On exhibition here in Melbourne...
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Love his reviews, but one time I showed it to my mom (she speaks English on... 2nd grade level, maybe 3rd) and she was shocked how some people can talk so fast and some other people can understand those first some people.

Yeah.
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that is just insane
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vide...tion/203-Braid

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Good god! I can't understand him, much less stand to listen to him. x_x; I had to close the window before my mind went completely numb!


People find this funny?!
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Learn english moar, or practice listening skills.
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People find this funny?!
People find that horrific knock-off Scary Movie series funny, for some unknown reason. Funniness is about opinion and yes, I do find this entertaining (much as I do Family Guy, for it's wonderful and uncomfortable randomness).
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