Feb 16, 2009, 05:48 AM // 05:48
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightow
Translation please or do I not even want to know what you just said?
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Every now and then, I copy several lines from an xfire conversation and paste them onto a forum, then send links to other xfire users. They're hilarious to read out of context.
[03:50] ---Zahr Dalsk---: Warrior hits you, you get slammed back and then it curb stomps you
[03:50] Versian: except that
[03:50] Versian: you don't get hit
[03:51] Versian: move back
[03:51] Versian: bolter round
[03:51] ---Zahr Dalsk---: You get hit
[03:51] Versian: although... that wouldn't really do anything
[03:51] Versian: since it's already inside the tomb
[03:51] Versian: so... it would like... phase back to a repair zone or something and phase back to where you are
[03:51] Versian: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[03:51] ---Zahr Dalsk---: or it would just, you know, ignore the one bolter round
[03:51] ---Zahr Dalsk---: and then grab you and kill you
[03:51] Versian: no
[03:51] Versian: it's a bolter round
[03:51] ---Zahr Dalsk---: yes
[03:51] Versian: it's like
[03:51] Versian: epic
[03:52] ---Zahr Dalsk---: it's a Necron Warrior
[03:52] ---Zahr Dalsk---: srsly
[19:33] Zahr Dalsk: I can view the DoW2 forums
[19:33] Zahr Dalsk: Trolling an angry russian guy.
[19:33] Ben: nice
[19:34] Zahr Dalsk: http://community.dawnofwar2.com/view...t=1693&p=65667
[19:34] Zahr Dalsk: Down near the middle of the thread
[19:35] Ben: @Zahr Dalsk: Where do you live, i'll go there and break all your bones, one by one.
[19:36] Zahr Dalsk:
[19:36] Ben: Russians in polar bear suits =/= true polar bears
[19:36] Ben: XD
[19:36] Zahr Dalsk: he's getting so angry
[19:36] Zahr Dalsk: He is angry russian man, with angry russian accent :P
[19:37] Zahr Dalsk: I want to see how angry I can get him
[19:37] Ben: yeah I'm reading the comments with a russian accent
[19:37] Zahr Dalsk: So much better that way :P
[03:11] ghost0411: Are you proud of your work?
[03:11] ghost0411: Because i would be
[03:11] ---Zahr Dalsk---: I enjoy it, not really proud
[03:11] ghost0411: Why not?
[03:11] ---Zahr Dalsk---: its just shit I do to amuse myself
[03:12] ghost0411: You think it's shit? I can tell you that its not, and i have the proof
[03:12] ghost0411: Read what every one else says on the forums
[03:12] ---Zahr Dalsk---: Shit being another word for "stuff"
[03:12] ghost0411: ah
[03:12] ---Zahr Dalsk---: its just stuff I do to amuse myself
[03:13] ---Zahr Dalsk---: Anyways, ever been, say, lying in bed or sitting through a boring presentation or some such and just thought about a setting, imagined stuff happening, that sort of thing? Envisioned scenes, perhaps battles, perhaps just places, in that setting?
[03:13] ---Zahr Dalsk---: Well, I basically do that a LOT and so I enjoy putting it down in text so others can see what's running through my mind
[18:03] Token Black Guy: Comrade General Zahr Dalsk
[18:03] Token Black Guy: i have important documents from my infiltration mission
[18:03] ---Zahr Dalsk---: Mhmm?
[18:03] Token Black Guy: [17:59] THeDoomedOne: hey Token, wanna get Zahr pissed?
[17:59] Token Black Guy: no
[17:59] THeDoomedOne: Oo
[17:59] THeDoomedOne: COWARD!
[17:59] Token Black Guy: zahr = ossum
[17:59] Token Black Guy: you = shitty torrents
[18:00] THeDoomedOne: i cant tell you the plan until you accept...
[18:01] Token Black Guy: fine
[18:01] Token Black Guy: whats the plan
[18:02] THeDoomedOne: ok, we are going to do a 3v3 game, i will "Forget" to set the teams to fixed, we will 5v1 Zahr lolz
[18:03] ---Zahr Dalsk---: lolz
[18:03] ---Zahr Dalsk---: LAWLZ
[18:03] ---Zahr Dalsk---: wolf told me too
[18:03] Token Black Guy: rofl
[18:03] Token Black Guy: everybody likes you better xD
[18:03] ---Zahr Dalsk---: We should pull one on Doom.
[18:04] Token Black Guy: damn right
02:24] Token Black Guy: god i hate you so much now
[02:24] Token Black Guy: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO
[02:24] Token Black Guy: sigh
[02:25] Token Black Guy: but i shouldnt
[02:25] Token Black Guy: i cant blame you
[02:25] ---Zahr Dalsk---: why hate me
[02:25] Token Black Guy: in my current situation
[02:25] Token Black Guy: why not hate everyone
[02:25] Token Black Guy: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO
[02:25] ---Zahr Dalsk---: lol
[02:26] ---Zahr Dalsk---: but like
[02:26] ---Zahr Dalsk---: why do you hate me so much
[02:28] Token Black Guy: why not
[02:28] Token Black Guy: answer that
[02:28] ---Zahr Dalsk---: cause
[02:28] ---Zahr Dalsk---: I'm helpful
[02:28] ---Zahr Dalsk---: and honest
[02:28] Token Black Guy: ..........
[02:28] Token Black Guy: helpful?
[02:28] Token Black Guy: yeah
[02:28] Token Black Guy: right
[02:28] Token Black Guy: sure
[02:28] Token Black Guy: of course you are
[02:29] Token Black Guy: how could i forget that one time when...
[02:29] Token Black Guy: and that other time when....
[02:29] Token Black Guy: and there was yesterday when
[02:29] Token Black Guy: oh right
[02:29] ---Zahr Dalsk---: eh?
[02:29] Token Black Guy: none of that happened
[02:29] ---Zahr Dalsk---: wat
[02:29] Token Black Guy: you aren't in the least helpful
[02:29] ---Zahr Dalsk---: I am
[02:29] ---Zahr Dalsk---: when needed
[02:29] ---Zahr Dalsk---: information services mainly
[02:29] ---Zahr Dalsk---: regarding 40k
[02:29] ---Zahr Dalsk---: Which
[02:30] ---Zahr Dalsk---: as you know
[02:30] ---Zahr Dalsk---: is what this whole community
[02:30] ---Zahr Dalsk---: is all about
[02:30] Token Black Guy: is insignificant
[02:35] Token Black Guy: anyhow
[02:35] ---Zahr Dalsk---: finally got meh terminators
[02:35] Token Black Guy: even though i really can't blame you
[02:35] Token Black Guy: since you didnt know
[02:35] Token Black Guy: currently
[02:36] Token Black Guy: i absolutely despise you
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: heh
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: why
[02:36] Token Black Guy: because right now
[02:36] Token Black Guy: im going through a whole lotta shit at hom
[02:36] Token Black Guy: home
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: ah
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: and you want
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: escapism
[02:36] Token Black Guy: and i don't need to take your crap on top of it all
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: online
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: You want to
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: have a place
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: where you can go to get away from it all
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: but
[02:36] Token Black Guy: yes
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: then
[02:36] Token Black Guy: then
[02:36] ---Zahr Dalsk---: When you finally get to the internet
[02:36] Token Black Guy: your ass comes along
[02:37] ---Zahr Dalsk---: You meet the Internet.
[02:37] Token Black Guy: no
[02:37] Token Black Guy: i meet you
[02:37] ---Zahr Dalsk---: And you realize it is NOT a haven.
[02:37] Token Black Guy: no
[02:37] ---Zahr Dalsk---: I am the f*cking face of the Internet, ok?
[02:37] Token Black Guy: no
[02:37] Token Black Guy: as a matter of fact
[02:37] ---Zahr Dalsk---: TBH I'm a lot more nice than a lot of them.
[02:37] Token Black Guy: everyone has been extremely supportive
[02:37] Token Black Guy: cept
[02:37] Token Black Guy: you know
[02:37] Token Black Guy: you
Last edited by Zahr Dalsk; Feb 16, 2009 at 06:01 AM // 06:01..
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