Curse

rusty* · Sep 26, 2006, 05:32 AM // 05:32

me and half the senior class snuck in to school at 2am (required assistance from coolest janitor. ever. ) we filled every hall with rows and rows of cups filled with water. got it done by 3:30 thx to the team effort.

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 26, 2006, 06:41 AM // 06:41

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i cant remember too far back, back when i got into mistief more often so im gonna say i farted real loud as i walked up to talk in front of the classroom and i almost shit my pants, actually i think i did a little

Cebe · Sep 26, 2006, 08:21 AM // 08:21

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Originally Posted by PrismOfRedLight

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i cant remember too far back, back when i got into mistief more often so im gonna say i farted real loud as i walked up to talk in front of the classroom and i almost shit my pants, actually i think i did a little

*sigh*
*shakes head*
"Wammos!"

It's not something I "did" - just joined in with...and maybe a "you had to be there kind of moment"...when I was in sixth form we had our further maths class next to another noisy class, for whom the teacher hadn't shown up (yes...I have 2 A-Levels in maths, get over it), our teacher was getting very very annoyed until he stormed in there and dragged a kid through to our room. Our maths teacher was 6½ feet tall and the kid he dragged through was 4½ foot. He shouted at the terrified looking child for about 5 minutes, all the while the 7 of us in the class were wetting ourselves with laughter. I kind of felt sorry for the small boy who was then made to apologise to the 7 hysterical sixth form students...

Poison Ivy · Sep 26, 2006, 10:05 AM // 10:05

Stayed in the school until everyone was gone including the janitor, and loaded every computer with naked girls as the desktop

Charqus · Sep 26, 2006, 04:37 PM // 16:37

Hmmm me n my welsh teacher dont get along but I only make my mates laugh in that lesson with cheek that works on the spot which wouldnt work in here....

Probably in science:
We were using somthing i dunno what it was but i decided to nick a 6th form powerpack and put it on max voltage which then made the item explode... catch fire which caught the teachers projector alite.

Or when I mixed acids and made my friends hair on fire except i got excluded for 2 weeks

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 26, 2006, 10:12 PM // 22:12

ahhhh now i remember something, me and my friend went around the school in the morning turning on all the focets and flushing the toilets like 3 times and did that about 5 times before school started, almost got caught once but we used some lame ass escuse

Giga Strike · Sep 27, 2006, 02:14 PM // 14:14

i wasn't even in this class at the time but i heard all about it.

it was the time of the year when the english class when we were watching that romeo and juliet movie (the one where it shows juliets...you know) and before class the class-clown turned on the tv and fast forwarded it to that part and then paused it. it took the teacher half the class to realize what everyone was laughing about.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 27, 2006, 08:48 PM // 20:48

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Originally Posted by Giga Strike

(the one where it shows juliets...you know)

Her what?

Baby pictures?

That would be pretty funny...and adorable...

Giga Strike · Sep 28, 2006, 01:52 AM // 01:52

her...(o)(o)<---these

Paul Mahdi · Sep 28, 2006, 01:56 AM // 01:56

...Eyes?

Why would they laugh at eyes?

I don't ge-OOOooooOOOHHH!!

Her glasses were goofy

awesome sauce · Sep 28, 2006, 03:16 AM // 03:16

Today in my chemistry class, we had to ignite magnesium and let it combine with the oxygen or nitrogen in the air. Ours wouldn't ignite, so we turned the bunson burner up so much that it made a nice black mark on the cabinet above us.

The most funny moment came on senior prank day of last year. They released a bunch of rabits and chickens throughout the school, then got hold of the P.A number and called it to play their class song. The night before they tried to zip-tie all 1500 of the lockers in the school shut, but got caught when they were half way finished.

Riken Chrono · Sep 28, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39

lol today i pulled the fire alarm in gym 1 minute before school ended lol it was funny, no one even know it was me!

I pwnd U · Sep 28, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41

well we just had a whip cream fight with girls. that was fun.

Queenie · Sep 28, 2006, 09:33 AM // 09:33

I was in SOSE class and we had to help clean around the school, all the girls were supposed to clean the bird droppings on the pavements. _. We scrubbed them clean and we went to rinse the pavement with water, but knowing us we tend to muck around a lot my friend Brooke and I got a bucket of water and poured it all over a girl in our class, she was soaked me n Brooke were falling over laughing. Hm another time was we had to pick up horse poo on the horse paddock next to our school, the horses just happened to be walking around the paddock and they came up to us and me n bec was just hugging them xD my friend Jane also was cracking these hilarious jokes about the horse poo, she's got a wicked sense of humor!

Poison Ivy · Sep 28, 2006, 10:14 AM // 10:14

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Originally Posted by Queen Christie

I was in SOSE class and we had to help clean around the school, all the girls were supposed to clean the bird droppings on the pavements. _. We scrubbed them clean and we went to rinse the pavement with water, but knowing us we tend to muck around a lot my friend Brooke and I got a bucket of water and poured it all over a girl in our class, she was soaked me n Brooke were falling over laughing. Hm another time was we had to pick up horse poo on the horse paddock next to our school, the horses just happened to be walking around the paddock and they came up to us and me n bec was just hugging them xD my friend Jane also was cracking these hilarious jokes about the horse poo, she's got a wicked sense of humor!

What's with you and poo XD

mrcake · Sep 28, 2006, 10:41 AM // 10:41

only one i can think of that would be suitable to post...

We had a teacher who had this tiny little banger of a car.. a fiat ugo if memory serves correct.. so small and light a group of us could easily pick it up and carry it a little way... so quite regularly we would pick it up and put it on the field, turn it round in all diffrent directions, swap parking spaces.. put it up on some blocks/wood what ever we could nick from around school.

Khoa Huynh · Sep 28, 2006, 11:36 AM // 11:36

1) I walked into a wall and
2)My friends and i threw all these different types of fruit at a teachers window, and he didnt even notice

Paul Mahdi · Sep 28, 2006, 10:33 PM // 22:33

Two seats behind me 3 kids were doing techno music

Simultaneously:

Kid 1: Uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns (etc.)
Kid 2: The system is down the system is down the system is down (etc.)
Kid 3: *Unintelligbible* (etc.)

It didn't sound half bad either.

«Ripskin · Sep 28, 2006, 10:59 PM // 22:59

Some of those are lame.. but here's one of my favorites

I was in biology class and the class has at least 70 people in it. We were in a quiz, and because I actually studied for the quiz i knew everything (I wonder how that happens). And this was one of those where the teacher shouts out the question and people write down the answer. Not sure why, but it was the first one and probably the last one he'll ever do.

So, he shouted out a question.. I shouted back the answer.
He looked around and said 'Who did that?'
He shouted the next one and I shouted back the answer.
He got up and started walking around, but I can almost throw my voice.
He shouted the fifth one I think it was (I skipped a few) and I shouted back Horse ****! because it was a question that involved what happens to poo.
By this time he just said alright gimme the damn quizes back.

Ah good times.. I swear to God the person sitting next to me was about to snitch on me, but she didn't thank God.

If you can just imagine everyone in that room, laughing there asses off.. It just feals good. :P

Also.. that was about the only one that doesn't involve nudity, random breaking of anything.. and other things that we just don't need to talk about in this forum.

Edit: I fergot, it was biology.. physics was a different one.

Sam I Are · Sep 29, 2006, 12:03 AM // 00:03

During study hall in 7th grade i was in the back of the room playing soccer, its a damn small room, so there were 4 people (2 on each side) i was the goalie picked the ball up and said "BICYCLE KICK!!!!" and did a bicycle kick kicking the ball into a light and shattering the 2 tubes and plastic covering it. the teacher wasnt there and didnt notidce for like a week by that time i told all my classmates to not tell

another was just a few days ago. i was in gym class and was attempting to hit my friend in the head with a football, later i figured out a clock was there. the clock shattered and peices of the glass were stuck in his arms. luckily not too deep so....... it was pretty damn funny