Curse

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 04, 2010, 06:22 PM // 18:22

granted, you can play folk guitar

i wish i was a master of puppets

Bobby2 · Jun 04, 2010, 08:46 PM // 20:46

Granted, but so is everyone else.

I wish I had a zebra carcass to devour.

vandevere · Jun 04, 2010, 08:54 PM // 20:54

You do...

But there's a pride of lions glaring at you, ready to put up a fight over that zebra carcass. Just who do you think is going to win that one?

w2

I wish I had a camera so I could film the upcoming fight...

Rocky Raccoon · Jun 05, 2010, 12:05 AM // 00:05

granted, but you get punched out before recording anything

I wish I was in the Salmon River upstate NY, fishing.

Zebideedee · Jun 05, 2010, 12:13 AM // 00:13

You'd hook a big one but a bear would escape from the zoo and come to claim it (Ursan Blessing)

I wish Scotland would win the World Cup once (Soccer)

Rocky Raccoon · Jun 05, 2010, 12:17 AM // 00:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebideedee

You'd hook a big one but a bear would escape from the zoo and come to claim it (Ursan skillbar)

I wish Scotland would win the World Cup once (Soccer)

Granted but all Scotsmen would have to eat Haggis for 365 days in a row.

I wish I had large bowl of popcorn

BadgerzFTW · Jun 05, 2010, 04:35 AM // 04:35

Granted, the bowl has a hole in the bottom.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Lord Sojar · Jun 05, 2010, 05:30 AM // 05:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadgerzFTW

Granted, the bowl has a hole in the bottom.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Granted. However, the collective has assimilated you to make the vision attachments more perfect.

We wish we could have Particle 010.

Del · Jun 05, 2010, 05:54 AM // 05:54

Granted, but you realise how old this borg shtick is getting

i wish lady gaga would hurry up and go out of style

Tommy's · Jun 05, 2010, 07:30 AM // 07:30

Granted, but now her Sister Lady Gigi (who does have a penis this time!) gets in style and is even worse.

I wish I had a rifle to shoot those damn birds that wake me up every morning

BadgerzFTW · Jun 05, 2010, 03:37 PM // 15:37

Granted, but then the gigantic evil mother bird comes and attacks you D:

I wish I had more milk right now.

Del · Jun 05, 2010, 04:43 PM // 16:43

granted, but it's sour

i wish i had mad art skills

Tommy's · Jun 05, 2010, 05:09 PM // 17:09

You have, but you get overwelmed by requests from art lovers and commit suicide.

I wish I knew the name of every song I like

Del · Jun 05, 2010, 06:00 PM // 18:00

granted, but you forget everything else.

i wish i knew who #2 works for.

Lord Sojar · Jun 05, 2010, 10:40 PM // 22:40

Granted, but you find out it's Walmart and Walmart comes to give you a lobotomy.

I wish the RIAA and MPAA would go away, unable to return in any form.

Bobby2 · Jun 06, 2010, 03:41 PM // 15:41

Granted. However, from now on every release will crappy beyond reason.

I wish Blazblue would catch on.

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 07, 2010, 08:47 PM // 20:47

granted, but shortly afterward all games are outlawed.

i wish i had this song that i am currently listening to on youtube.

Bobby2 · Jun 08, 2010, 12:37 AM // 00:37

Granted. You discover VDownloader, get caught for piracy, and rot out the rest of your life in prison.

I wish my bones would be unbreakable.

Del · Jun 08, 2010, 12:51 AM // 00:51

granted, but you have bone cancer

i wish i had a hot fresh loaf of banana bread.

Tommy's · Jun 08, 2010, 10:17 AM // 10:17

Granted, but you are too greedy and burn your tong, even that bad, that you can't enjoy the rest.

I wish I had a nice warm eating temperature Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.