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Old Jun 27, 2010, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #21
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"**** bitches get money"

56 later

"Always"
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Old Jun 28, 2010, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #22
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Original:

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

56 Later:

Tshakatshakatshakarokarutsuri average
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Old Jun 28, 2010, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #23
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Original text:

"Off-Topic & the Absurd. An amalgamation of the inane."

...56 translations later we get:

"One of them Biased. This mixture is very important."
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Old Jun 28, 2010, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #24
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rofl.. best website I visited in a while

1) apple ipad... 56 translations later .. "Choose Apple"
2) apple sucks... "Apple Sauce" lol
3) Microsoft knows how to make great OS..... "MS is not known and further study"
4) Someone needs to ban me from Guildwarsguru now .... "Brown tree, and some people believe the price."

and lastly...
5) what about my opinion? .... "Why mensintaiku"

6) Al Gore loves global warming! ... "Al Gore, climate change, Baby!"
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Old Jun 28, 2010, 06:06 AM // 06:06   #25
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3) linux knows how to make great OS.....
Fixed that for you.
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Old Jun 28, 2010, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #26
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Come, walk by my side. -->56 translations --> A
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Old Jun 28, 2010, 11:42 AM // 11:42   #27
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Original:

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat

After 56:

Large Girls basketball
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Old Jun 28, 2010, 01:41 PM // 13:41   #28
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Original:

She was Divinity's Creature that kissed in cold mirrors.

after 56:

Kiss Theology around the Ice.

wtf!

I think the order of the translations makes a difference.
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Old Jun 29, 2010, 05:32 PM // 17:32   #29
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I used the english translation of the first two lines of ride on shoot star:
"A slice of orange hangs in the sky, a sponge of pride dangles aside."

After 56 translations becomes:
"Orange Mushroom Ventilation and air conditioning can be proud air."


"If you can find them, if you think they can help, then maybe you should call the A-team"

After 56 translations becomes:
"If you know the group."


"Frankly my darling, I don't give a darn."

After 56 translations becomes:
"Equally Vietnamese women"


"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

After 56 translations becomes:
"Not mamottomamottouddotshakkutshakku is?"


"Stick close to your desks, and never go to sea, and you too can be the lord of the queen's navy!"

After 56 translations becomes:
"In addition, bank and Queen, please!"
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Old Jul 01, 2010, 06:35 AM // 06:35   #30
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Original text:

"Guild Wars needs more love from their players "

...56 translations later we get:

"Join"

...right

"Aint got no care in the world But got plenty of BEER Aint got no money in my pocket But I'm already here And now the dudes are lining up Cause they hear we got swagger But we kick em to the curb Unless they look like McJagger "

...56 translations later we get:

"But peace is not beer, I pay for Online Games such. But we started on our journey especially mkjagger."

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Old Jul 01, 2010, 02:04 PM // 14:04   #31
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Original text:

"TO BE OR NOT TO BE, THAT IS THE QUESTION."

56 translations later we get:

"This is a problem."
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Old Jul 01, 2010, 04:46 PM // 16:46   #32
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Original text:
"What is the meaning of life?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Meaning of life."

I see.
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Old Jul 01, 2010, 05:00 PM // 17:00   #33
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Original text:

"Oh it's night again And the dark just killed the sun If the light must end You've got time to run away There's a door to dreams And it always lets you in But with a silent scream All the nightmares must begin"

...56 translations later we get:

"Oh, it was still dark when he died. "Korruptyon and the world still open up Sleeping well, you repented."

Original text:

"Spider Pig Spider Pig does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web no he can't cause he's a pig look out here comes the spider pig"

...56 translations later we get:

"Spider web Spider honest expression, a number of changes to Spider pig"
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Old Jul 01, 2010, 05:24 PM // 17:24   #34
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Original

Lance Bass Plays "I Will Avenge You!"

56 later

Ransubesu paid!

I gather Ransubesu if you sound it out Rans u besu = Lance Bass phonetically I suppose
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Old Jul 01, 2010, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #35
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Original text:
"You can checkout any time you like, But you can never leave! "
...56 translations later we get:
"Now!"


Original text:
"I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I must be perfect!""
...56 translations later we get:
"I do not think it can not be stopped!"
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