Curse

Don Zardeone · Feb 23, 2011, 07:08 PM // 19:08

So I've been thinking about straws. I have long straws which I can put in 0.5L bottle easily. But I drink too much so I need bigger bottles, but those bigger straws are harder to find and the bottle is too big to put in-between my arms, under my head.

I need a drinking feature thing that will allow me to hydrate while pwning noobs.

How do you guys do it?

Divinitys Creature · Feb 24, 2011, 02:35 AM // 02:35

Get a length of *clean* hose or pipe

Black Metal · Feb 24, 2011, 08:03 AM // 08:03

acrylic or polycarbonate tubing from TAP Plastics

http://www.tapplastics.com/shop/cate...01532100422926

Junato · Feb 24, 2011, 02:46 PM // 14:46

Why don't you buy one of these from Ebay?

Rushin Roulette · Feb 24, 2011, 03:11 PM // 15:11

Where do you put the headset when you have that thing on?

Have you thought of IV infusion? You can even save time on digesting the Liquids while PWN1Ng No0bZ.

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REDdelver · Feb 24, 2011, 03:56 PM // 15:56

Umm like most people, use your friggin hand to lift a cup to your mouth when time allows it?

But really, why would you want to drink a lot during long battles or pvp matches? Hydrating too much leads to having to "dehydrate" at the wrong time.

P.S. Do you like pringles and do you save the cans when you are done eating them?

zelgadissan · Feb 25, 2011, 01:31 AM // 01:31

http://www.camelbak.com/Sports-Recreation/Packs.aspx

Kudos to anybody who buys this for improving your Guild Wars play.

Black Metal · Feb 25, 2011, 06:03 AM // 06:03

Good one, zelg, suprised I didn't think of that myself.

Regarding the issue at hand: since Don will be so dehydrated from pwning noobs in such a strenuous activity, probably more physically exerting that roofing in the Arizona summer head, he'll of course need to unrehydrate (as REDdelver picked up on).

I suggest any of these methods:
-pissing your pants where you sit, so that you pwn noobs in a pool of your own filth
-attaching a catheter inside your peenor leading into a plastic bladder, so your depths of antisocial behavior can set a new record
-peeing in empty Mountain Dew 2L bottles, so that in the heat of pwning noobs you might mistake it for the original fill, and perhaps reflect on your life while hurling onto your gaming rig

Divinitys Creature · Feb 25, 2011, 11:16 PM // 23:16

It seems you might need this kind of setup: http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/2971790

;P

Devona_goke · Feb 27, 2011, 01:05 AM // 01:05

Ok heres the idea get a GIANT propane tank (empty) fill it with mountain dew, get some plastic tubing and drink from that...in addition to solving the original problem, it also keeps your soda from going flat AND you need less refills.

Junato · Feb 27, 2011, 04:29 PM // 16:29

Oh just get a wine carrier 50lbs and put whatever drink in it and sip it up with the wine straws