Apr 06, 2009, 07:02 PM // 19:02
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#1101
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Minnesota
Guild: Black Widows of Death
Profession: W/Mo
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When you have about 12 spare minutes and are looking for some entertainment, watch these in order.
1st video
http://www.snotr.com/video/2402
2nd video (payback)
http://www.snotr.com/video/2403
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Apr 06, 2009, 07:08 PM // 19:08
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#1102
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Emo Goth Italics
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If you want some entertainment you should look at the new Apple iPod Shuffle. Seriously, no changing earphones (if they break you need to buy again), three buttons and half the size of an AA battery. Is there really a point to making everything incredibly small?
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Apr 06, 2009, 07:12 PM // 19:12
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#1103
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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Make them smaller so you can loose it and have to rebuy it again! lol
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Apr 06, 2009, 07:16 PM // 19:16
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#1104
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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Seen those before. Thought the payback one was better.
Home team being UofI or my Uni? Because my University wasn't even in the NCAA, we were in the CIT. The crappy insignificant tournament. Yup. And we even lost in that.
You can lose almost anything these days... freaking phones and stuff are so small. >>
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Apr 06, 2009, 08:20 PM // 20:20
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#1105
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Emo Goth Italics
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And then you've got people calling anything thicker than an iPhone a brick. What's wrong with a brick anyway? You don't need all of those mad features you get on a phone all the time...
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Apr 06, 2009, 09:08 PM // 21:08
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#1106
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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I need one of those, otherwise I will break it at work. I need "bricks" >.>
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Apr 06, 2009, 09:18 PM // 21:18
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#1107
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: England, UK
Guild: We Are The One And Only [rR]
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pen + paper solves more problems imo
phones always do it wrong or take forever to do it
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Apr 06, 2009, 09:33 PM // 21:33
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#1108
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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wanders if fowlero knows horses name astro boy?
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Apr 06, 2009, 09:50 PM // 21:50
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#1109
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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Phones take longer only if you are texting. If I have a lot to say I will call the person. Phones are just handier. Pen and paper still work fine though.
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Apr 06, 2009, 09:53 PM // 21:53
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#1110
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Emo Goth Italics
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Well if you end up having a phone with a keypad attached, it'll be easier to text, otherwise I agree with you.
Anyone tried out Omegle yet? Saw it on Newgrounds first... http://omegle.com/
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Apr 06, 2009, 10:16 PM // 22:16
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#1111
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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Even with a keyboard, it's not like you can use all of your fingers. Still limited to your thumbs, so talking is faster.
Omegle? Never even heard of it. Looks like another lame way to try to hook up with someone.
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Apr 06, 2009, 10:22 PM // 22:22
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#1112
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Emo Goth Italics
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Meh, it looks like fun to mess with peoples heads. If you want to meet and shit you're better off with myYearbook or Myspace...
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Apr 06, 2009, 10:25 PM // 22:25
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#1113
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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lol If you want to meet people and stuff like that you are better off going outside and to public places.
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Apr 06, 2009, 10:27 PM // 22:27
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#1114
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Emo Goth Italics
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Get off your arse go to the pub get drunk and get laid by three chicks at 6 in the morning?
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Apr 06, 2009, 10:32 PM // 22:32
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#1115
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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That would work too. Of course then after that you have to go post on Fmylife.com because one of the chicks took your wallet and TV.
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Apr 06, 2009, 11:02 PM // 23:02
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#1116
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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A Story
Images formed in my mind as clear as daylight, my corpse hanging from a rope appearing in mid air uncertain where exactly it is hanging from, "if it wasn't Katherine, it would be someone else eventually" on the other end was my neck and my face looks like one of the bad actors in B Movies who had on when it die from a chocked on the neck by a rope, "maybe I should kill katherine instead of myself with a knife like the one used by Anthony in the bathroom scene" its tilted to one side with an obscenely long tongue that still drips saliva hanging from a half parted lips. Occasionally my corpse would burst into a horrid hysterical laughter and violently twitching as if it would fall off the mid air hanging and forever falling with nothing to hang on to, falling, falling, into an endless abyss, which actually should have been my kitchen, "look at that looser, she can't face life" well, because I've always imagine I'd hang myself in the kitchen. "do you want me to leave her?" Slowly my flesh turns purplish grey with dark red blood clog popping up like flowers blooming, an effect sort of like it was pre-shots and then speed up on film projected onto my decaying maggoty flash, feels sort of like watching your monitor goes on energy saving mode and the microsoft swash thingy would fly around on this dark background. "i've no intention of hurting you, but our marriage had gone stale for the last five years, don't you see?" like that, only its not a swash thingy but an ugly mold patches that seems to be in focus then out again. Oh my god, I am one of those women I had pitied in the pass, whose husband had 5 wifes and 6 concubines ...
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Apr 06, 2009, 11:12 PM // 23:12
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#1117
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pumpkin pie
Today, Images formed in my mind as clear as daylight, my corpse hanging from a rope appearing in mid air uncertain where exactly it is hanging from, "if it wasn't Katherine, it would be someone else eventually" on the other end was my neck and my face looks like one of the bad actors in B Movies who had on when it die from a chocked on the neck by a rope, "maybe I should kill katherine instead of myself with a knife like the one used by Anthony in the bathroom scene" its tilted to one side with an obscenely long tongue that still drips saliva hanging from a half parted lips. Occasionally my corpse would burst into a horrid hysterical laughter and violently twitching as if it would fall off the mid air hanging and forever falling with nothing to hang on to, falling, falling, into an endless abyss, which actually should have been my kitchen, "look at that looser, she can't face life" well, because I've always imagine I'd hang myself in the kitchen. "do you want me to leave her?" Slowly my flesh turns purplish grey with dark red blood clog popping up like flowers blooming, an effect sort of like it was pre-shots and then speed up on film projected onto my decaying maggoty flash, feels sort of like watching your monitor goes on energy saving mode and the microsoft swash thingy would fly around on this dark background. "i've no intention of hurting you, but our marriage had gone stale for the last five years, don't you see?" like that, only its not a swash thingy but an ugly mold patches that seems to be in focus then out again. Oh my god, I am one of those women I had pitied in the pass, whose husband had 5 wifes and 6 concubines ... FML
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Fixed for ya.
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Apr 06, 2009, 11:21 PM // 23:21
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#1118
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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whats fml? how's that for the start of a story??
lol, you should fix my grammar
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Apr 06, 2009, 11:38 PM // 23:38
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#1119
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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http://www.fmylife.com/
That would be where FML comes from. As for the start of a story, could use a little work especially on the details (the windows power saver thing was too lengthy and unneeded). I think grammar corrections will help make it more coherent.
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Apr 07, 2009, 12:08 AM // 00:08
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#1120
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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http://grouphug.us/ like that with uglier layout :P
one could write a book simply by selecting and compiling all those.
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