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Old Nov 15, 2011, 11:14 AM // 11:14   #741
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I was booking a customer into our workshop & when I asked for their name I was told "Grahame Ogden", so of course I then asked "Oh, any relation to Ogden Stonehealer?"

His vague expression was a priceless indication of my addiction.

As long as you didnt say "you look a bit tall for a dwarf" beforehand

386. You read through this entire thread and nod inadvertantly at nearly every post thinking "Yup. Been there, done that already".
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Old Nov 15, 2011, 12:31 PM // 12:31   #742
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387. When you have to do shopping and you are looking for runner.
388. When you are thinking about how you gf would looks with mesmer obsidian armor

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Old Nov 15, 2011, 07:49 PM // 19:49   #743
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389. When refuse to be in a relationship because your significant other will take up too much of your Guild Wars time.

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Old Nov 16, 2011, 05:53 PM // 17:53   #744
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390. You go to fill out your weekly timesheet at work and, when prompted, enter "Guildwars" instead of your company's name.
391. Having a LAN party with fellow guildies/friends and serving:
Ntouka steaks
Pahnai Salad with Juniberry vinagarette
Drake kabobs
Garlic mashed mandragor roots
BBQ roast Moa legs
Djinn essence dip with crispy fried skale fins
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Old Nov 20, 2011, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #745
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372. When you walk past some emo kids in the street & think "i hate kurzicks"
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i have done exactly this!!
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Old Nov 20, 2011, 08:42 AM // 08:42   #746
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392. instead of a handshake you greet your boss with a pound of your chest and nod your head.
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Old Nov 23, 2011, 07:48 AM // 07:48   #747
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393: instead of saying a current profanity...you say 'by the bear!'
394: when driving behind a 'crazy' driver, you wonder if they are asuran.
395: when looking at some of the new cars (smaller ones)...at the latest car show, you wonder if the asurans had something to do with the horrible designs---
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Old Nov 26, 2011, 09:33 AM // 09:33   #748
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396. When you trip or fall down you repeatedly shout "STAND UP!" until you recover all energy.
397. Instead of talking to someone you immediately accept the task they have for you and follow the green star.
398. When you end a conversation with someone you simply walk away without saying anything.
399. When you enter a store you shout "W T B [item]" until someone approaches you.
400. When confronted you simply toss a Deer/Wolf/Tiger/Phoenix/Dragon at the person and proclaim them a noob.
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Old Nov 26, 2011, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #749
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401. when riding with annoying talking people, you wonder why you cant turn off the local channel.
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Old Nov 27, 2011, 04:00 PM // 16:00   #750
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402. When you want to go from point a to point b, from google maps you wish you can travel there with a click of a button.
403. When watching 2 gangs fighting in real life you wonder who's kurzick and who's luxons
404. You are tired of chicken and accidentally say I want drake's flesh instead of beef
405. Your playing GW in college and instead of girls coming up to you giving them their number, because they play GW they give you their GW name and realize their never on. My biggest downer...
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Old Nov 27, 2011, 09:19 PM // 21:19   #751
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406. You are looking at some textbook editions, and when you see 5e, you question whether the book is worth 5 ecto >.>
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Old Dec 07, 2011, 11:39 PM // 23:39   #752
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405. Your playing GW in college and instead of girls coming up to you giving them their number, because they play GW they give you their GW name and realize their never on. My biggest downer...
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407. Your hands log you in to GW automatically when you sit down at your comp, even though you only intended to check your email.
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Old Dec 08, 2011, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #753
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408. You are one of the posters above me.
409. You add a thread into the poster above me.
410. You have a secret guild wars lair.
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Old Dec 08, 2011, 06:26 AM // 06:26   #754
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411: you check this thread to see if anything good has been added ()
412: you plan your morning wake up time for the change in the zaishen bounties
413: you plan your next few weeks based on when a specific z-bounty or mission is going to be up again.
414: when you went to the mall and you wondered if they tall blonde lady (over 6') in front of you was any relation to the norn....
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Old Dec 15, 2011, 08:42 AM // 08:42   #755
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415. You made something similar to This at one point.
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416. You're in envy of that link.
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Old Dec 23, 2011, 12:18 AM // 00:18   #756
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417. You're friends with the poster above me.

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Old Dec 23, 2011, 12:47 AM // 00:47   #757
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418: while watching a tv show where the actors are lost you shout out: hit your U!
419: while watching tv you wonder where your UI is....
420: while at the mall shopping you look in a store window and see fruitcake and wonder if you should buy it so you can get thru the crowds more quickly.
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Old Dec 23, 2011, 12:16 PM // 12:16   #758
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421. When you stand in the supermarket and keep shouting "WTB BREAD AND MILK!"

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422: You wonder what year minipet your cat is
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Old Jan 29, 2012, 11:10 PM // 23:10   #760
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423: When you possibly have more in-game hours than the GM's :x
424: When you see speech Bubbles over car's whilst driving
425: When you start talking/pointing in your sleep to your in-game pet saying; "Go get em, Wolfy!"
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