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Old May 06, 2009, 05:32 PM // 17:32   #721
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366.. when you see an exact female body part you think of Dreadspawn Maw...
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Old May 06, 2009, 07:46 PM // 19:46   #722
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366.. when you see an exact female body part you think of Dreadspawn Maw...

omg ROFLMAO and repeats
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Old May 06, 2009, 08:06 PM // 20:06   #723
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344 :: You tell your wife in bed: "spike in 3,2,1"
If you have a gw addiction it shouldn't happen, there'd be no wife.
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Old May 06, 2009, 09:07 PM // 21:07   #724
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When somebody kills your dog and you yell AJWAJ.(as in IWAY,i will avenge you)
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Old May 06, 2009, 09:23 PM // 21:23   #725
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368. When you /age and realize that this year you spent more hours on GW than you did alone in school.
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Old Oct 24, 2011, 05:05 PM // 17:05   #726
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369. Your wife becomes angry at GW for your marriage getting bad and constantly unplugs your pc.

368. Your parents think you are in a cult, and that you have virtual meetings on the pc, and are constantly telling you to get a life in the real world.

370. You have to play GW in a window, the same size as the youtube screen, with youtube website opened in background so you can tell people you are only watching youtube videos when you are really doing a mission.
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Old Oct 24, 2011, 09:42 PM // 21:42   #727
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371. Your playing Gw and your roommate is getting it on with a girl behind you and not noticing it until you turn around and see them buttoning up.
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Old Oct 24, 2011, 10:05 PM // 22:05   #728
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372. When you walk past some Emo kids in the street & think "I hate Kurzicks"
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Old Oct 25, 2011, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #729
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373. You choose to sit up & do "one more UW run", as opposed to going to bed & having relations with your wife.

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13. You see you friend getting bullied and shout "For Great Justice!" and attempt to hit the bully as you brace for the sudden adrenaline rush
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Old Oct 25, 2011, 04:05 AM // 04:05   #730
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374. You push down your "Push To Talk" button to talk to people in the same room as you.

(Guilty.)
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Old Oct 25, 2011, 05:52 AM // 05:52   #731
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374. You push down your "Push To Talk" button to talk to people in the same room as you.

(Guilty.)
I got so use to answering my phone at work, I answered my cell phone that way a few times to my utter embarrassment.

375. When you're still playing the game all these years later
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Old Oct 25, 2011, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #732
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376. You wish that Light of Deldrimor would also ping the location of other hidden item's like; car keys, wallets & lighters. (Yes, I always lose my lighter!)

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Old Nov 13, 2011, 01:15 AM // 01:15   #733
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377. You press "G" everytime you open a new page thinking the guild screen will pop up to still see your the only one on
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Old Nov 13, 2011, 03:29 AM // 03:29   #734
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378. You are still here
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Old Nov 14, 2011, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #735
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I was booking a customer into our workshop & when I asked for their name I was told "Grahame Ogden", so of course I then asked "Oh, any relation to Ogden Stonehealer?"

His vague expression was a priceless indication of my addiction.

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Old Nov 14, 2011, 04:01 AM // 04:01   #736
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379. You cut yourself, drawing blood, and ask for condition removal.

380. Someone asks you if you are ready for (insert activity here), and you respond with "1".

I've done both. >.>
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Old Nov 14, 2011, 05:34 AM // 05:34   #737
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380. Someone asks you if you are ready for (insert activity here), and you respond with "1".
Someone asks you if you are ready for your next beer, and you respond with "1".

Every time we drink ^^
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Old Nov 14, 2011, 03:39 PM // 15:39   #738
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Dunno if this is supposed to be 381 or 382, but:

When your boyfriend flirts with you he says he's gonna use primal rage.
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Old Nov 15, 2011, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #739
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382. (Nekodesu's is 381) Depending on your affiliation, naming your daughter Amber or Jade.

I am totally doing this, whether her first name or middle name, I don't care if I have to beat my wife half to death for her to let me, it IS happening.
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Old Nov 15, 2011, 04:18 AM // 04:18   #740
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383. When you pass a street name and notice a guild wars name such as Ogden st.
384. You want to live in that street -or- steal the Street sign
385. You name a street name after guildwars

(Fun fact: In Ontario officials had to come up with the idea of raising a street name sign so that it make it harder for people from stealing that street name sign. That street name sign was Stoner St.)
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