Curse

Gmiles · Nov 18, 2006, 02:42 PM // 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by toric brightblade

5. Rather then laughing in public, you scream "LOL!"

i do this all the time its so anoying

Gmiles · Nov 18, 2006, 02:46 PM // 14:46

21. instead of asking someone to join your club you ask them to join your guild and first 3 member get to be an officer it has a cool cape and a guild hall we almost have the factions to own a town

Gmiles · Nov 18, 2006, 02:49 PM // 14:49

22. when someone asks you to go out with them you say shall we meet in the temple of balthazar

lacasner · Nov 18, 2006, 03:36 PM // 15:36

When a car dealer tells you that you're low on cash for the car, you tell him:

"ok, lemme just farm some more on my 55"

[DE] · Nov 18, 2006, 05:25 PM // 17:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relambrien

19. You try to explain to your math teacher that the z-axis doesn't exist.

Haha that's awesome.

23. During the middle of a football game you wonder why the quarterback hasn't switched his armor to gladiators armor yet.
(And now we all know the answer: Anet won't let us armor swap in PvP!)

Gizzen Garr · Nov 18, 2006, 09:18 PM // 21:18

24. while playing football you shout "Charge" (and yes i have done this)
25. While playing dodge ball you shout "Shield's up"

fearian · Nov 19, 2006, 01:02 AM // 01:02

26. when someone is annoying you you shout 'Whirling Defense!' and poke them (haha piercing damage!)

Ive done this, with friends who play guild wars :P

Poison Ivy · Nov 20, 2006, 01:46 PM // 13:46

27. You try to cast Recall on your mistress so you won't have to sleep with your wife every night.

28. When going to church, instead of praying to Jesus, you pray to Balthazar for the Obsidian Shard streak you were on last night.

Issac · Nov 20, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42

29. When u run around where u live to try to explore every little corner.

thelastunicorn · Nov 20, 2006, 07:05 PM // 19:05

30-when your mom plays and ONLY wants to talk about how she unlocked all the paragon skills except 1 elite...and then you get jealous and take off work the next day to try and out-do her.
31-when you go to the store, you wear your afk t-shirt, hopeing that if you see anyone, they will think you're not really there.
32-when you play strip rock-paper-scissors at home instead of strip poker
33-when you try to use healing breeze on the people at the hospital
34-when you go shopping, you try to negotiate prices for items in the store...(example: 50$ shirt..."I'll give you no more than 30$ for it....someone was selling that in the last town I went to for 30$!!"

Wilhelm · Nov 21, 2006, 03:49 AM // 03:49

Screaming "Where the @#$% is the Monk"........while playing Gears of War.

Lag Hell · Nov 21, 2006, 07:12 AM // 07:12

when
"You have been playing for 26 hours, please go get a life" appears on ur chat log

Saphrium · Nov 21, 2006, 07:41 AM // 07:41

37. When you pawn your stuff and ask "how many ectos"?

Fallen Hunter · Dec 27, 2006, 11:47 PM // 23:47

38. When you wall hug your backyard.
39. When you want to see behind you instead of turning around you just think of pressing "z" (I have done this, it's actually quite a wierd feeling - going to press z and then realising that theres no keyboard for rl...)

GWpenguin · Jan 02, 2007, 05:13 AM // 05:13

40. When you dress up as candy corn for Haloween.
41. When in winter, you throw 4 'snowballs' before throwing your 'Mega Snowball'
42. When you invision that your king has a pumpkin for a head.
43. When you get upset that you didn't get the minipet you wanted for your birthday.

Sam I Are · Jan 02, 2007, 05:27 AM // 05:27

44.When see a new kid to a sport and call him/her a noob.

I pwnd U · Jan 02, 2007, 05:27 AM // 05:27

45. You are not worried about dying because you have a shrine near you.

Total Rogue · Jan 02, 2007, 06:09 AM // 06:09

46. You try to spike your eggnog because it'll give you more towards a title

Thorondor Port · Jan 02, 2007, 06:17 AM // 06:17

47. You think about this all night and tommrow at work to try to think of the funniest post for this thread.

Sophitia Leafblade · Jan 02, 2007, 11:25 AM // 11:25

48 - When u suggest to a farmer to move his tractor to another area to remove the antifarming code

49 - When u always create a party of friends before leaving town

50 - When u try to sell Digested boots to merchants

51 - When u spend 100s of hours searching for a digested boot collector