Curse

Sparhawk Ashaman · Aug 02, 2006, 09:33 PM // 21:33

1122

When you yell "Charge!" and run throught a store. (I did it once just for the heck of it

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Bane of Worlds · Aug 03, 2006, 03:26 PM // 15:26

1123 you wanted to quit work or school to play GW more(I'm sure this applies to many ppl)

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 03, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34

1124. When you really want to clean your teeth off, you look for Sundering Toothpaste of Fortitude at your local drug store.

Bane of Worlds · Aug 03, 2006, 03:38 PM // 15:38

1125 you want to achieve 100% map exploration on all characters

Calan The Powerful · Aug 05, 2006, 02:22 PM // 14:22

1126. when you spam at your mall W.T.S VICTOS MAUL 10K

Bane of Worlds · Aug 05, 2006, 04:27 PM // 16:27

1127 you created your own FoW armor IRL and showed it to your coworkers and classmates

master koa · Aug 06, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46

1128

When you walk into a sword shop and tell the manager that all the weapons they have are nooby, then you ask him where are the fellblades

Calan The Powerful · Aug 06, 2006, 04:52 AM // 04:52

1128

when you try using a chant to teach your dog to poop in the yard

Mera Regila · Aug 06, 2006, 06:48 AM // 06:48

Wow, i actually got done reading every single one of them over three days.

Still, funniest one was the Sundering Car of Fortitude one though.

Bane of Worlds · Aug 06, 2006, 07:13 PM // 19:13

hey Mera, what post # was that?

1130 you made your custom Crystalline sword and want to sell for millions

master koa · Aug 08, 2006, 10:21 PM // 22:21

1131 When you actually watch the crap on observer mode.
1132 When you get really focused on mastering this mission, you look like the guys that LEEEEEEEERRRRROYYYYY JEEEENKKKKIIINNNS screwed up to get famous

Bane of Worlds · Aug 09, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25

1133 You act like all knowing wammo

1134 when you eat sweets, you ask for candy canes and rice cakes.

Mera Regila · Aug 09, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by merty

22. You think you drive a Sundering Car Of Fortitude.

That was the number, on the first page.

Mera Regila · Aug 09, 2006, 04:48 AM // 04:48

1135: When you say "WTB +30 HEALTH SWORD POMMEL!!!!" and someone gives you a Sword Pommel, you replace the current pommel of a sword you own with it. Then you charge out into the open attacking anything in sight, like the real life version of a W/Mo you are XD!

Opeth11 · Aug 09, 2006, 06:29 AM // 06:29

1136 - You do your chores and you expect to level up.

Swordwielder · Aug 09, 2006, 08:47 AM // 08:47

1137. You go out in public to try and get people to join your guild

Cebe · Aug 09, 2006, 10:41 AM // 10:41

1138. You walk around town and eventually find that you have too many bags so you drop the cheapest one on the floor and try to salvage the rest.

1139. You see a market trader trying to sell a cabbage, so you show him your Gaseous Green Cabbage of Defense, just to prove to him that you have a better item.

1140. You stand in the supermarket shouting "Giving away free items to anyone lvl 6 or less"

Bane of Worlds · Aug 09, 2006, 01:16 PM // 13:16

1141. attempting to find that last percentage needed for the Grandmaster title by exploring every area again and again

The Guild Wars Shaman · Aug 12, 2006, 10:09 PM // 22:09

1142. When you're at work and you get bored you say "AFK" and sit on the floor.

1143. When you start edge walking the beach on holiday for Cartographer title.

The Weasel · Aug 12, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30

1144. You know your fiancé is addicted to GW when he turns over to go to sleep and says "I love Guild Wars"...

1145. You also know he's addicted to GW when he suggests you dress up like his elementalist (female), buy some inflatable nagas (worrying that he thinks you can buy inflatable nagas) and set up a battle on a nearby beach.

1146. On the same theme, you know he's hooked when he suggests you dress your sisters in naga costumes to be bridesmaids at your wedding...