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Old Mar 24, 2006, 12:29 AM // 00:29   #201
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723) when you walk into walmart and ask for a identification kit.
724) When you report to the Pres. and ask for a new quest.
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 10:35 AM // 10:35   #202
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725) when you shout random fat guy is using dolyak signet!
726) when you have nightmares of the lich torturing you
727) when you see some fog you run away shouting "its the eidolon(or something like it ) hes using mistform!"
728) when you think james bond shot you cause you had err. 007
729) when you start crsuhing beetles and collect their shells and carapaces
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 10:41 AM // 10:41   #203
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730) When you're watching an action flick and for each person killed you think "Exploitable Corpse!"
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #204
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731) When sitting at work thinking of different ways on how to interrupt the bosses overtime spell. Hmm, savage shot perhaps?
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 10:52 AM // 10:52   #205
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732) When you use those skills on your boss.


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Old Mar 24, 2006, 11:12 AM // 11:12   #206
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733) When you wait for all people to leave after a funeral, rub your hands together, and say to yourself "rise my minion...".
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 04:31 PM // 16:31   #207
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734) When you can do a cry of frustation at your boss
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #208
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735) When your best friend comes over crying, telling you that his beloved pet that he has had for the past 12 years has died, and you tell him: WTF are you crying about, use comfort animal you n00b!!
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Old Mar 25, 2006, 06:46 AM // 06:46   #209
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736) You stand on the corner, yelling. LFR to WORK!
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Old Mar 25, 2006, 06:54 AM // 06:54   #210
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737) Your Video card acquires cancer, is terminally ill, and wont support GW anymore so you have nothing else to do but read through da*n near every thread on GWGURU just to burn time until you can get a new vid card....
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 10:49 PM // 22:49   #211
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738. When you cant resist gettting in guild wars even if you have 5 mins before you have to leave home
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 11:08 PM // 23:08   #212
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739. When you play gw in the morning for 2 minutes before you have to leave for school. (guilty)
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #213
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739. When you play gw in the morning for 2 minutes before you have to leave for school. (guilty)
I've done worse:

740. When you are late to uni because you've been playing Guild Wars. (it was the end of the FPE and I was busy running away from those blasted dragons)
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 04:49 PM // 16:49   #214
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741) When you beg at the store near of your home for your 15k armor.
742) When you can talk without moving your mouth and create bubble talk upper you
743) When you think Napoleon Dynamite is a Ritualist (/Dance)
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 05:46 PM // 17:46   #215
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744) When you go to the Dentist and pray that "Defy Pain" Lasts long enough.
745) When you Search the Internet in a Hope to find phrases in Chinese suitable for Droks Int'l 1.
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 07:56 PM // 19:56   #216
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At work we have different colored paperclips so:

746) when you horde all the black paperclips
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14   #217
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747 you buy the factions preorder even though you know uni finals start right after it comes out.(almost guilty)

748 your first thoughts when you wake up are do we have favor?

749 alternatly your first thoughts when you wake up are an internal discussion with yourself over the pros/cons of different bow types and mods.(guilty)
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 06:13 AM // 06:13   #218
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750) You sit at work, reading all the posts in this thread and desperatly tries to come up with a new post that proves that you are addicted to GW
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 06:50 AM // 06:50   #219
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751) When you research about monster skills and plant life in the game .__.
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Old Mar 30, 2006, 07:58 AM // 07:58   #220
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752) Everyone in your office knows that all conversations with you inevitably end up with something related to GW
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