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Old Feb 10, 2011, 03:34 PM // 15:34   #5241
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Yes, and just get google chrome the browser is a spell checker itself, plus you don't have any annoying toolbars maximizing the browser screen.

A guy walks in a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The Bartender picks up his shotgun and shoots missing the customer. The customer pays and tips the bartender. Why did he tip the bartender?

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Old Feb 10, 2011, 04:06 PM // 16:06   #5242
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he shot someone with the customer? (I am terrible at those things)


what is the real answer?
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Old Feb 11, 2011, 02:21 PM // 14:21   #5243
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He had the hiccups. It's a shrink's philosophy question about people's reaction

Gimme gimme never gets don't you know your manners yet?
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Old Feb 11, 2011, 03:36 PM // 15:36   #5244
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its not about manners.....SOME people cant get hints (spouse)....so you have to put it in BIG letters right in front of their eyes

are you getting anyone chocolate for valentines day?
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Old Feb 12, 2011, 01:36 PM // 13:36   #5245
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Yes

Is having a necklace under a heart shaped chocolate romantic?
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Old Feb 12, 2011, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #5246
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depends...

....are you wearing that necklace and chocolate?
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Old Feb 12, 2011, 11:02 PM // 23:02   #5247
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No its for a gf

Can you believe it there is no Green Arrow movie coming out!
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Old Feb 13, 2011, 12:20 AM // 00:20   #5248
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no--though I really couldnt care less. I am not a comic book hero type of movie goer (no never saw the batman or whatever else they have put out--though did see the chris reeve superman movies on tv years ago---)

do you go to a lot of movies?????
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Old Feb 13, 2011, 03:45 AM // 03:45   #5249
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I Observe life I don't live it

Do you?
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Old Feb 13, 2011, 07:49 AM // 07:49   #5250
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just watchin' here


did that turkey just pass me???
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Old Feb 13, 2011, 10:48 AM // 10:48   #5251
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no you passed the turkey

can i have some?
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Old Feb 13, 2011, 12:49 PM // 12:49   #5252
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sorry I think someone else ate it.


would you take the sweet potatoes instead?
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Old Feb 13, 2011, 04:57 PM // 16:57   #5253
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Sure

Sweet potatoes should not be fried do you agree?
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Old Feb 13, 2011, 05:30 PM // 17:30   #5254
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you can fry them if you wish...even deep fried.


ever try deep fried sweet potatoes?
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Old Feb 13, 2011, 08:40 PM // 20:40   #5255
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Hells no.. Thats disgusting

Do you know french fries float and raw fries sink? you can see the difference when you are in the toilet.
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..... er uhm, no I didnt know that and now that I do I wish I did not


have you had LOTS of opportunities to test that????
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I saw it on Dr. Oz

Am I weird?
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Old Feb 14, 2011, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #5258
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I am not in a position to be able to answer that. You will need to get an official answer from a qualified professional in that field---

are you willing to get that answer?
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Old Feb 14, 2011, 11:21 PM // 23:21   #5259
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Not really

Do you believe a perfect world is an imperfect world?
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Old Feb 15, 2011, 04:22 AM // 04:22   #5260
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huh?


exactly what do you THINK I believe ?
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