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Old Mar 15, 2010, 06:31 PM // 18:31   #3941
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sorry...I don't Noah.

What's my score?
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Old Mar 15, 2010, 06:33 PM // 18:33   #3942
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90% on the pun scale.

Do puns make you laugh or groan?
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Old Mar 15, 2010, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #3943
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I may laugh at a properly executed pun, but if things get messy, I might groan a little.

Wouldn't it be neat if DDO really was as cool as its "fight a dragon" ad?
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Old Mar 15, 2010, 08:11 PM // 20:11   #3944
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It would, but alas it's not.

Is anything as good as advertised?
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Old Mar 15, 2010, 10:44 PM // 22:44   #3945
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no.

why are advertisers so deceptive?
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Old Mar 15, 2010, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #3946
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Because they can.

What happens if you give a pig a blanket?
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Old Mar 16, 2010, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #3947
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he wants a pillow

what happens if you give a pig a pillow?
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Old Mar 16, 2010, 07:28 AM // 07:28   #3948
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he wants a mattress.


is it spring now?
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Old Mar 16, 2010, 12:10 PM // 12:10   #3949
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not just yet (keep the matress inside).

Any money under there?
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Old Mar 16, 2010, 06:39 PM // 18:39   #3950
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Sorry no money.

Shouldn't money be buried in a can?
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Old Mar 17, 2010, 08:51 AM // 08:51   #3951
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only if you have a backyard to do so in.


Do you have a backyard?
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Old Mar 17, 2010, 11:20 AM // 11:20   #3952
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Yes - covered by a multitude of fallen branches.

Do you have a green thumb?
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Old Mar 17, 2010, 12:12 PM // 12:12   #3953
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Only on St. Patrick's Day

Is green beer good for you?
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Old Mar 17, 2010, 06:33 PM // 18:33   #3954
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Never - I like my beer to have experience.

Are you experienced?
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Old Mar 17, 2010, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #3955
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Yes

But first, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have
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Old Mar 17, 2010, 07:49 PM // 19:49   #3956
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maybe, perhaps.


IS it required?
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Old Mar 17, 2010, 09:23 PM // 21:23   #3957
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Only if it's required.

Do you follow instructions well?
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Old Mar 18, 2010, 07:17 AM // 07:17   #3958
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only if they are very clear and easy to follow.


Have you done your taxes yet???
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Old Mar 18, 2010, 11:28 AM // 11:28   #3959
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Already got my state refund - come on fed...waitin' on you.

Is it lunch time yet?
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Old Mar 18, 2010, 11:58 AM // 11:58   #3960
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In England it is.

What is for lunch?
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