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Oct 07, 2008, 04:54 AM // 04:54
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2006
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I yell "yes"... but I've yet to meet another person who enjoys self inflicted pain like I do.
Why does bread taste better if you leave it out on the table for two weeks? |
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Oct 07, 2008, 06:53 AM // 06:53
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I Saw That
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The bushes
Profession: D/R
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Because it grows a few extra ingredients.
Why does everything taste better when taken as a suppository?
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The devil will find work for idle hands to do I stole and I lied, and why? Because you asked me to
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Oct 07, 2008, 01:34 PM // 13:34
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jan 2008
Guild: EKSF
Profession: E/Me
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because your tastebuds grew in the wrong place.
they say crime doesn't pay, does that mean my job is a crime? |
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Oct 07, 2008, 03:15 PM // 15:15
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Kemi, Finland.
Guild: Pirates of the Searing [YoHo]
Profession: Mo/
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if your job doesn't pay then yes.
why am i allergic to apples? |
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Oct 07, 2008, 11:20 PM // 23:20
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2007
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because you tried to do harm to them and what have they ever done to you?
are you scared of midgets? |
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Oct 07, 2008, 11:42 PM // 23:42
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I Saw That
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The bushes
Profession: D/R
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Absolutely terrified.
Why?
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The devil will find work for idle hands to do I stole and I lied, and why? Because you asked me to
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Oct 08, 2008, 12:56 AM // 00:56
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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because we need to know for the census.
Did you fill out the last census that went around for your country (or if you are a dependent did your legal guardian)?
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 where is the 'all you can eat' cookie bar? |
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Oct 08, 2008, 03:48 AM // 03:48
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2008
Guild: Raiders of the Lost Char [RAID]
Profession: W/
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yes, in crayon
does anybody actually read those things? |
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Oct 08, 2008, 05:19 AM // 05:19
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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nope, didnt even answer the door when the man came a knockin'
why do we take census(s) anyways (and just what is the plural form of census....)?
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where is the 'all you can eat' cookie bar? |
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Oct 08, 2008, 05:26 AM // 05:26
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Halfway between here and there
Guild: Advanced Technology [CCCP]
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We take them so the government has some idea about the people they govern. I think. Might have something to do with taxes as well. And the plural is, believe it or not, censuses.
Why am I posting here instead of working on my Chemistry Lab report that's due in 8 hours? |
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Oct 08, 2008, 05:45 AM // 05:45
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The Fallen One
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Oblivion
Guild: Irrelevant
Profession: Mo/Me
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Because you are a procrastinator.
Why is the plural of census not censii? |
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Oct 08, 2008, 04:42 PM // 16:42
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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if I knew the answer to that I would not have asked the question in the first place!!
Anyone here do origami?
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where is the 'all you can eat' cookie bar? |
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Oct 08, 2008, 07:28 PM // 19:28
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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oh me me me my best origami attempt, which isn't any good, is a pegasus.
 who else likes origami?
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Oct 08, 2008, 07:45 PM // 19:45
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Halfway between here and there
Guild: Advanced Technology [CCCP]
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I like it. I can't do it worth beans, but I like it.
Um, what's a stupid question I can ask? |
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Oct 08, 2008, 11:12 PM // 23:12
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2007
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congrats!!!! you just succeeded!!
why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Oct 08, 2008, 11:40 PM // 23:40
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I Saw That
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The bushes
Profession: D/R
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Because it wanted to see a human lay a brick.
What has four wheels and flies?
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The devil will find work for idle hands to do I stole and I lied, and why? Because you asked me to
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Oct 09, 2008, 07:01 AM // 07:01
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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you know the other day i saw a fly.
how do you make an apple turn over? |
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Oct 09, 2008, 01:47 PM // 13:47
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2007
Location: living room
Profession: N/
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you take an apple then turn it over voila
why do people say voila when they do something surprising? |
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Oct 09, 2008, 08:48 PM // 20:48
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2008
Guild: Raiders of the Lost Char [RAID]
Profession: W/
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because it makes more sense than saying blooblow or fannyknacker
can i swear in here? |
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Oct 10, 2008, 12:14 AM // 00:14
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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yes but you might get red engined anyways.
what has 5 legs and crawls up the walls......(and hurry cause its crawling on my wall right now!!)???
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