Curse

[M]agna_[C]arta · Sep 21, 2007, 11:56 AM // 11:56

*Walks inside the Bar*
*Goes to the Stage*
*Kicks the Beautiful Signer out of the Stage!*
"Here Ye! Here Ye!, I have come Far and Wide!"
"I have taken message by the King to send this to Allover!"
"A Tournament would fall soon, The Winner shall be called Champion!"
"So please list down your Registration Form, Fill out your Abilities, Backgorund, Looks and Such^^!"
Actually just wanna know who do you which to be when fighting inside the Bar.
Could be a Made-Up or Some Guy for Other Game or You^^!

Jumping Is Uselss · Sep 21, 2007, 12:13 PM // 12:13

*throws bottle on stage*
*gets shotgun ready*
*demands beautiful singer to return*
*drinks beer every 5 mins*

Knido · Sep 21, 2007, 08:12 PM // 20:12

*hands out prohibition pamphlets*
*hides*

Divine Freak · Sep 21, 2007, 11:22 PM // 23:22

*drinks beer*
*zaps Knido with the Doylak Prod for handing out prohibition info*
*gathers up the pamphlets and burns them*
*roasts some hot dogs on burnpile*
*black hole bar slams MC into the wall*
*drags MC into the arena*
*bodyslams MC*
*grabs a barstool and breaks it over MC's head*
*kicks MC in the ribs*
*fills out MC's form with his blood from the arena floor*
*hops out of arena*
*zaps MC with Doylak Prod on the way to the bar*
*gets another beer*
*drinks beer*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Sep 22, 2007, 10:18 AM // 10:18

*Summon my Toy Army and Kills Divine*

Knido · Sep 22, 2007, 12:47 PM // 12:47

*calls chinese government and orders a mass recall of all toys*
*toys recalled*
*scolds magna carta for playing with toys as a grown adult*
*order an appletini*
*sips appletini like a man does*

fujin · Sep 23, 2007, 11:55 AM // 11:55

*Uses rez sig and rezes Divine Freak back to life
*Sips the beer on the floor

Etta · Oct 02, 2007, 10:08 AM // 10:08

*humming "oh mercy, mercy me. oh BH bar ain't what it used to be no, no, no."

fujin · Oct 02, 2007, 02:50 PM // 14:50

*Sighs
*Tells Etta to be quiet

thor hammerbane · Oct 02, 2007, 07:33 PM // 19:33

*walks in, sits down by bar*
Barkeep:What'll it be?
Thor: The Hair of the Dog that bit me
*drinks his vodka in silence*

Dobermann · Oct 02, 2007, 09:30 PM // 21:30

*hides on a mountain with a Sniper Rifle*

chowmein69 · Oct 02, 2007, 10:17 PM // 22:17

*pops out of nowhere and stab him with ba knife*

Divine Freak · Oct 03, 2007, 12:32 AM // 00:32

*crawls out from under a pile of toys*
*wonders exactly WHY there is a pile of toys in a bar*
*shrugs*
*drinks beer*
*breaks out a lawn chair and watches Soulless Warhawk stabbing Dobermann with a knife on a mountain*
*pulls out remote detonator*
*detonates explosive charges buried in mountain*
*watches avalanche bury a helpless village*
*smiles*

*drinks beer*

Dobermann · Oct 03, 2007, 07:00 AM // 07:00

*slashes barmans throat*
"Drinks for all"
*Gives everyone access to free drinks*

Etta · Oct 03, 2007, 08:12 AM // 08:12

*grab a mic
*pick up a guitar
*"Hey! Mr. Tambourine, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you."

thor hammerbane · Oct 03, 2007, 10:26 PM // 22:26

*takes guitar from Etta*
*shows how a guitar should be played*
*song being played-wasted years by iron maiden*
*smashes guitar once song is over*

chowmein69 · Oct 04, 2007, 04:31 AM // 04:31

*takes guitar*

*smashes thor's head *
*laugh*

artay · Oct 04, 2007, 12:44 PM // 12:44

*Throws The Silmarillion at Warhawk*

*dances drunkly around bar*

thor hammerbane · Oct 04, 2007, 07:29 PM // 19:29

*three russian gangsters come into the bar*
*they shoot soulless in the face, and dispose of the body*
I told you I had connections.

Nii · Oct 04, 2007, 11:58 PM // 23:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by thor hammerbane

*three russian gangsters come into the bar*
*they shoot soulless in the face, and dispose of the body*
I told you I had connections.

*Gets 4 russian gangsters*
*kills other gangsters*
"BWAHAHAH I OWN ALLZ"
*Goes into a space shuttle and go to pluto*