Curse

Divine Freak · Jul 10, 2007, 11:14 PM // 23:14

*drinks rum*
*ponders the meaning of pwnd having been around since the first bar room*
*thinks fondly of the last bar that was more active and fun than this one*
*munches on hotwings and beer buddies*
*wonders when Oink learned to fly*
*drinks rum*

Paul Mahdi · Jul 11, 2007, 10:52 AM // 10:52

*Walks into bar*
*Pushes nameless drunk off my old seat*
*Sips beer*
*shoots a rat*

mr_groovy · Jul 11, 2007, 06:09 PM // 18:09

*finishes chicken wings*
*burp was good*
*Picks up a catapult out the inter dimensional pocket*
*Zaps oink to me with my transporter thingy*
*Yells at divine freak: Right this moment ha ha ha *
*Yells: Pulllllllllllll!!!!*

Divine Freak · Jul 11, 2007, 11:20 PM // 23:20

*drinks rum*
*hears somebody yelling*
*looks up and sees Oink flying*
"Run Away!"
*sees image of giant wooden horse overlay the flying Oink for a moment*
*dives behind Paul for cover*
"Hey Paul, haven't seen you here in a while."
*gets up after Oink flies by*
*walks back to rum keg*
*drink rum*

Qual · Jul 11, 2007, 11:48 PM // 23:48

*walks into the bar*
*sees the big mess and runs out again, before I get my ass kicked*

Divine Freak · Jul 12, 2007, 12:22 AM // 00:22

*drinks rum*
*pries Oink out of the bar wall*
*opens a portal to the Mythbusters shop*
*steals the chicken cannon*
*loads Oink into the chicken cannon*
*fires Oink at Qual as he runs away*
"Cheers

"
*ponders what other havoc can be brought about with a stolen chicken cannon*
*drinks rum*

Paul Mahdi · Jul 12, 2007, 08:47 PM // 20:47

"Quick! Close the portal to the Mythbusters shop befor-"
*everyone and everything suddenly has rockets strapped to them*
"...too late..."
*sips beer*
*Shoots rat*

Divine Freak · Jul 13, 2007, 08:08 PM // 20:08

*drinks rum*
*reaches over and hits the big red button labeled "Launch"*
"Woo, look at me, I can fly!"
*laughs as everyone suddenly starts flying around in random directions*
*clothes-lines Mr Groovy in mid-flight*
*throws empty beer bottles at random ppl*
*drinks rum*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Jul 14, 2007, 02:51 PM // 14:51

*Suprise Spohiatia at the Back*
*Grab Neck*
*Knock Her Down*
*Stab Her Back*
*Thrust More*
*Twist Sword*
*Cut Body in Half*

I got new Moves^^!
Yay!

Halmyr · Jul 14, 2007, 03:13 PM // 15:13

*run in*
*prodes MC*
*MC Falls of a clift*
*run's away*

^o^

Divine Freak · Jul 14, 2007, 08:47 PM // 20:47

*drinks rum*
*spots MC sneaking back into the scene*
*talks to Oink*
"I'm targeting Magna Carta."
*watches Oink charge off to mindlessly attack MC with his uber-leet pig snout attacks*
*drinks rum*

Halmyr · Jul 14, 2007, 10:59 PM // 22:59

*run's in*
*steals Dinve Freaks rum*
*chugs rum*
*offers empty bottle to MC*
*propose striping matches to oink*

Horible · Jul 15, 2007, 02:14 AM // 02:14

*stumbles into the bar already drunk*
*punches Halmyr for stealing Divine's rum*
*shoots 4 straight shots of rum from shot glasses of other patrons*
*abruptly passes out laying down on the bar*

Horible

Divine Freak · Jul 16, 2007, 06:14 PM // 18:14

*realizes the rum keg is empty*
*looks around for the culprit*
*spots Halmyr skulking around*
*picks up empty keg and bashes it over Halmyr's head*
*sees Horible passes out on the bar*
*hogties Horible and hangs him from a rafter upside down*
*sets up a pinata booth and starts handing out baseball bats to everyone that comes by*
*steals a beer from behind the bar*
*drinks beer*

B E A S T · Jul 18, 2007, 05:08 AM // 05:08

*Grabs a bat*
*Says "Screw it"*
*Pull out a gallon o' gasoline*
*Drenches Horible*
*Tosses lighters to the assembled rum drinkers*

Horible · Jul 18, 2007, 04:07 PM // 16:07

*wakes up after a long drunk night with a huge hangover*

*Realizes that I am burning*

*Immediately falls to the ground and starts the bar on fire*

Horible

I pwnd U · Jul 19, 2007, 11:44 AM // 11:44

*sips beer*
*looks around*
*realizes that it is a fairly dull place*
*beats up someone*

Divine Freak · Jul 31, 2007, 11:02 PM // 23:02

*looks around trying to find the crickets*
*shrugs*
*drinks beer*
*makes a potatoe gun out of stuff laying around the bar*
*starts shooting potatoes at the crickets*
*drinks beer*

Doc Holliday · Aug 09, 2007, 07:35 PM // 19:35

*pops in for a visit*

*shoots pwned and paul in the foot*

*orders dos equis*

*sips beer*

*ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US*

*WINS*

*chuckles*

I pwnd U · Aug 09, 2007, 09:26 PM // 21:26

*jumps around*
"that hurt!"
*orders another beer*
*sips beer*