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Old May 24, 2007, 04:42 PM // 16:42   #381
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*runs into door*
*blacks out*
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Old May 25, 2007, 12:00 AM // 00:00   #382
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*Get confused, "Why did Skullcrusher lock himself in a Gay Bar?*

*Anyways, Call a Taxi and go back to the BH Bar*
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Old May 25, 2007, 02:59 PM // 14:59   #383
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*drinks beer*
*draws moustache on lowlife*
*summons splinter weapon*
*smacks skullcrasher*
*drinks more beer*
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Old May 25, 2007, 06:12 PM // 18:12   #384
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*regains consciousness*
*walks to bar*
*orders a cranberryjuice*
*wonders why people are pointing and laughing at him*
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Old May 25, 2007, 06:15 PM // 18:15   #385
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*drinks beer*
*points and laughs at Lowlife*
*tosses darts at Lowlife*
*whacks Grim in the face with a board as he tries to run by*
*steals another beer*
*hands Grim a beer*
"Calm down there hyperactive"
*drinks beer*
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Old May 27, 2007, 10:48 PM // 22:48   #386
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*cooks steaks on grill out on the veranda*

*turns all drinks in the bar to sweettarts*

*sips beer*
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Old May 27, 2007, 11:19 PM // 23:19   #387
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*waits for the steaks to finish*
*relaxes in the hot tub*
*sips beer*
*waves at Doc*
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Old May 28, 2007, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #388
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*Throw a Toaster and Hair Dryer in Pwnd Tub*
*Plug in the Items*
*Then get lowlife*
*Throw him in the Tub.*
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Old May 28, 2007, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #389
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*Buys and drinks a beer*
*Then knockout [M]agna in one hit* Rocky style FTW
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Old May 28, 2007, 06:53 PM // 18:53   #390
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*slumps over in a coma*
*sips beer in coma*
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Old May 28, 2007, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #391
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*Drag Qual in my lair*
*Throw him in Pwnd's Tub*
*Die, Die, Die!*
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Old May 30, 2007, 09:27 AM // 09:27   #392
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*go in bar*
*get drunk*
*faint.......*
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Old May 30, 2007, 07:54 PM // 19:54   #393
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*serves pwnd a steak*

*chills next to pwnd and munches on steak*

*sips beer and watches the bar noobs*

*shakes head*

"Its jus not the same is it pwnd?"
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Old May 30, 2007, 07:55 PM // 19:55   #394
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*serves pwnd a steak*

*chills next to pwnd and munches on steak*

*sips beer and watches the bar noobs*

*shakes head*

"Its jus not the same is it pwnd?"
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Old May 30, 2007, 08:39 PM // 20:39   #395
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"It never is Doc"
*grabs a steak off the grill*
*drinks beer and munches on steak*
*steals beers*
*hands Doc and pwnd a beer*
*tosses an empty beer bottle at MC*
*steals another beer*
*drinks beer*
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Old Jun 06, 2007, 08:07 AM // 08:07   #396
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*Kill Cgyzz*
*Throw his corpse away*
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Old Jun 06, 2007, 10:49 AM // 10:49   #397
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*shout at [M]agna: "Magna! your mom called, she want you home for dinner"*
*make myself a nice Mojito*
*watch the world goes by*
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Old Jun 06, 2007, 12:27 PM // 12:27   #398
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*drops Lively Was Naomei*
*goes to bar*
*orders a non alcoholic cocktail
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Old Jun 08, 2007, 11:34 PM // 23:34   #399
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*pulls out a hydrogen bomb*
*pushes the big red button*
..............
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Old Jun 09, 2007, 03:41 AM // 03:41   #400
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*puts fallens finger in mouth*
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