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Old May 14, 2007, 11:23 PM // 23:23   #361
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*listens to the crickets chirp*
*watches pwnd shoot someone in the leg*
*listens as the crickets start again*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*steals another beer*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 15, 2007, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #362
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*sips beer*
*wonders where the monkey is*
*looks for the monkey*
*sees a man in a black spidey suit*
*shrugs*
*shoots him*
*sips beer*
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Old May 15, 2007, 10:59 PM // 22:59   #363
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*steps out of the void into the bar*

*sits next to pwnd*

"Bout time they started a new bar damnit."

*sees the monkey*

*shoots the monkey's pinky toe off*

*sips beer*

*toasts pwned*
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Old May 16, 2007, 12:29 AM // 00:29   #364
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*catches the toast*
"thanks Doc, good to see you again"
*sips beer*
*shoots the monkey*
*runs after the monkey*
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Old May 16, 2007, 10:42 AM // 10:42   #365
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*Go get Spoiled and Chant "I want Christmas"*
*But something in the Wall*
*Please Sign here if you watched my past linked Video^^!*
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Old May 16, 2007, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #366
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"Howdy Doc"
*steals another beer and hands it to Doc*
*throws darts at the monkey*
*tosses empty beer bottle at the monkey*
*steals another beer*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 17, 2007, 08:29 AM // 08:29   #367
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*teleports next to MC*

*Bitch slaps MC*

*throws a drink over MC*

*Shouts: "Get outa ma Pub!"

*Teleports out*
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Old May 17, 2007, 06:59 PM // 18:59   #368
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*drinks beer*
*watches Sophitia slap MC*
*summons a neon sign that says "MC got pwnt by the Leafblade"*
*throws another empty beer bottle at the monkey*
*wonders exactly where pwnd got the monkey from*
*shrugs*
*steals another beer*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 18, 2007, 07:30 AM // 07:30   #369
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*teleports back in*

*buys Divine a high grade Dwarven ale*

*teleports out*
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Old May 20, 2007, 07:16 PM // 19:16   #370
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*catches beer*

*downs it*

*napalms the bar*

*sits in hotub out on the veranda*

*sips shiner bock*
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Old May 20, 2007, 07:34 PM // 19:34   #371
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*runs around on fire*
*stops*
*remembers I am always on fire*
*shrugs*
*sips flaming beer*
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Old May 22, 2007, 12:15 AM // 00:15   #372
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*snaps fingers*

*fires die immediately*

*sips beer*

*calls to pwnd to jump on in the hotub*
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Old May 22, 2007, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #373
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*goes over*
*gets in the hot tub*
*sips beer*
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Old May 23, 2007, 01:05 AM // 01:05   #374
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*drinks beer*
*tosses a hungry piranha into the hot tub*
*sits back and watches the fun begin*
*tosses more darts at random ppl*
*wonders where all the bar patrons went*
*shrugs*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*steals another beer*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 23, 2007, 02:05 AM // 02:05   #375
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*jumps out of the hot tub*
*runs to the towel rack*
*dries off*
*sips beer*
*grabs a fishing pole*
*fishes for the piranha*
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:42 AM // 09:42   #376
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*peeks into the quiet bar*
*knocks down divines pyramid*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 23, 2007, 07:11 PM // 19:11   #378
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*blackhole slam Pwnd into the bar table*
*chokeslam [M]agna_[C]arta for posting vidoes*
*dropkick a steel chair into pwnd's face*
*sips beer*
*run in circle screaming.. "I AM THE CHAMP" *
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Old May 24, 2007, 04:04 AM // 04:04   #379
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*Impale Skullcrasher*

*Laugh like a 10 Psycho^^*

*Sell Skullcrasher's Body to a Gay Bar in LasVages named "Viva LasGayges"!*

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Old May 24, 2007, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #380
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"Oh hell no"
*pick you up and toss you outside the bar*
*take out nail-gun and nailed the door shut*
*sips beer*
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