Curse

Divine Freak · May 01, 2007, 07:38 PM // 19:38

*steals another beer*
*disarms bomb*
*cripples Magna to make it easier to hit him with darts*
*throws darts at Magna*
*tosses dirt back into pwnd's grave burying him alive*
*drinks beer*

[M]agna_[C]arta · May 02, 2007, 12:53 AM // 00:53

*I already left*
*And the Bomb wasn't a Time Bomb*
*It was a Bomb which I can detonate any time*

Exterminate all · May 02, 2007, 12:56 AM // 00:56

*steals ak-47*
*steals detonate bomb*
*takes magna back in bar*
*shoots with ak-47*
*goes to sleep*
*Don't wake me up!*

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · May 03, 2007, 01:37 AM // 01:37

*Walks into bar after deal with devil make work out videos gets destroyed*
*sees all the violence*
*crys to mama*
*gets my old teddy bear and sucks thurmb crying in bed*
*When get out of writes on wall near wall RED RUM*
*Mom comes in to find myself cutting myself and looks in mirror to see MUR DER*

*After 2 years of therpoapy goes back to bar*
*sees more vilence*

*This all goes on forever and ever like a never ending paradox*

PIEE

I pwnd U · May 03, 2007, 02:13 AM // 02:13

*sips beer*
*beats down on people*
*grabs a 9mm Glock*
*lets em have it*

Fallen Hunter · May 03, 2007, 11:00 AM // 11:00

*pulls out a shotgun*
*shoots someone*
*throws a grenade*
*pours petrol on the floor*
*drops a match*
*Shoots the bartender*
*shoots out all the light bulbs*
*sets fire to the wallpaper*

Exterminate all · May 03, 2007, 11:17 AM // 11:17

*Steals beer*
*steels another beer*
*hides behind a couch*
*pulls out a shotgun*
*shoots everyone around me*
*steals beer*

Divine Freak · May 03, 2007, 06:00 PM // 18:00

*wonders at the lack of activity in the bar*
*steals another beer*
*watches Fallen walk in*
*slaps Fallen with a halibut*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · May 03, 2007, 07:04 PM // 19:04

*sips beer*
*hits fallen with a club*
*laughs*
*shoots fallen*
*shoots Exterminate*
*laughs*

Divine Freak · May 03, 2007, 10:51 PM // 22:51

*drinks beer*
*whacks Fallen with a halibut again*
*whacks Exterminate with a halibut*
*beats a random bar patron with a halibut*
*steals another beer*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*

Exterminate all · May 04, 2007, 12:38 AM // 00:38

*gets out bomb*
*blows up bar*
*builds new one*
*hires bar tenders w/ guns*
*laughs*

Divine Freak · May 05, 2007, 07:21 PM // 19:21

*calls the bouncer over*
*tells the bouncer to throw Exterminate out the front door like a bowling ball*
*drinks beer*
*beats pwnd mercilessly with a halibut*
*beats pwnd some more with his own camera*
*breaks all of pwnd's joints*
*lights pwnd on fire*
*loads pwnd into a giant cannon and shoots him out into the middle of the ocean*
*drinks beer*

Exterminate all · May 06, 2007, 01:28 PM // 13:28

*gasps*
*comes back inside*
*steals divine's beer*
*beats up pwnd even more*
*steals his last beer*
*drinks all of divine's beers*
*throws divine out*

Knido · May 07, 2007, 02:48 AM // 02:48

Would everybody please step out of the building.

This is a random field sobriety test

Cooperation is mandatory

Failure to comply will result in death by kitty

You have 24 hours

[M]agna_[C]arta · May 08, 2007, 06:27 AM // 06:27

Hi I am Back^^!

*Shoots Knido onthe Head*
*Burn it*
*Throw the Ashes a Pwnd*
*Blind Him*
*Stab him on the back*

Divine Freak · May 09, 2007, 12:13 AM // 00:13

*gets up and comes back into bar*
"Ack! Beer thief!"
*whips up an angry mob of bar patrons*
*gets angry bar mob to beat on Exterminate for stealing beer*
*steals another beer*
*joins angry bar mob and beats on Exterminate with a halibut*
*drinks beer*

[M]agna_[C]arta · May 09, 2007, 12:18 PM // 12:18

*Sit on a cozy Chair*
*Smile and wait*
*waiting for Christmas*

Divine Freak · May 11, 2007, 07:34 PM // 19:34

*drinks beer*
*spots MC in a chair*
*summons a lazyboy chair*
*sits down in lazyboy*
*throws darts at random ppl*
*drinks beer*

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I pwnd U · May 13, 2007, 10:12 PM // 22:12

*sips beer*
*wanders where everyone is at*
*gets up*
*shoots someone in the leg*
*shrugs*