Curse

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 26, 2007, 11:34 AM // 11:34

*Wakes up*

*Kill Sophitia using Penance*

Sophitia Leafblade · Apr 26, 2007, 11:39 AM // 11:39

*teleports in*

*Points and laughs at the death of the Sophitia Wannabe hanging around in the bar*

*Smacks MC over the head again with the leafbat!*

*Orders another drink*

*Pours drink over MC*

*pokes Fallen in the eye*

*teleports out*

I pwnd U · Apr 26, 2007, 01:48 PM // 13:48

*sips beer*
*runs around*
*stops*
*decides not too*
*takes out a bat*
*smacks MC with it*
*laughs*

Soul of the Scythe · Apr 26, 2007, 07:36 PM // 19:36

*smacks MC*
*MC asks why*
"seems to be the thing to do these days"
*orders a drink*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 27, 2007, 02:26 AM // 02:26

*Wakes up*

*Calls the Police*

*Arrest Soul, Sophitia and Pwnd*

Grasping Darkness · Apr 27, 2007, 02:41 AM // 02:41

*lets a skeet loose as my dream comes true after being given control of and using the united states entire nuclear weapons supply and evenly distributing it across the planet while being given affirmation by undeniable credible souces that my dream was in fact a success right before the last one lands on me*

I pwnd U · Apr 27, 2007, 06:29 AM // 06:29

*sips beer*
*wonders why Grasping thinks he is George W*
*shrugs*
*pushes the shiney red button*
*wonders what it just did*

Correct Jeans · Apr 27, 2007, 06:32 PM // 18:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U

*Grasps George W*

*laughs at pwnd*

The undead Mesmer · Apr 27, 2007, 06:38 PM // 18:38

*wakes up in the ally next to the bar*
''Hmmmm where have I been? oh wait my purpose!''
*runs into the bar*
*throws everybody out of the bar*
''YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!''
*orders 2 decaf*
*drinks his coffee*
*opens a can of space-pirate bologna*
*falls asleep*
''zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz''

Fallen Hunter · Apr 28, 2007, 12:02 AM // 00:02

*comes back into the bar*
*shoves a grenade down Undead Mesmer's throat*

Exterminate all · Apr 28, 2007, 01:55 AM // 01:55

*Gets another grenade*
*Shoves it down fallen hunter*
*Laughs Hysterically*
*Jumps out the window to avoid being blown up*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 28, 2007, 02:52 AM // 02:52

*Wakes up*
*Leaves*
*Goes back in the Bar with a 2 Magnums and a Crucifix-Shaped Violin Case*
*Get the 2 Magnums*
*Shoots Pwnd*
*Strafe -> Strafe -> Evade -> Strafe -> Evade -> Evade -> Strafe -> Evade -> Strafe*
*Jumps on Undead Mesmer*
*Kicks his head, Sending him out of his sit going to Pwnd*
*The Grenade Explodes*
*Opens the Violin Case*
*Get the Firearm Inside it*
*It's Constantin's Shotgun!(You know Constantin's Crucifix-Shaped Shotgun*
*Shoot Fallen on the Head, Turn Back shoot Grasping*
*Decapitate Sophitia*
*Throw the Head of Sophitia to Jeans*
*While Jeans get "Koo-koo" Kick his jaw heading to Exterminates Face*
*Exorcise Soul and Spirit*
*Soul changes to Ash*
*A Breeze of Air cam in*
*Goes to Swampy's Nose*
*She is Asthmatic and Allergic to it, She Dies*
*Swampy melted into a Swamp of Poison*
*Skullcrasher turns into a Zombie*
*Evenstar Got Bitten by Skullcrasher*
*Zombie bites Divine Spirit, Divine Spirit is Immune*
*Zombies got too close to Divine Killing them*
*Get's Unconscious*
*But an Explosion happened killing Divine, Elvin and Bane*
*Wakes-Up Shout and Scream "HELP, DEAD PEOPLE, HELP!"*

Cause of the Massacre, Multi-Hits on the Head + ?????? = Sleep Killing (Alternative Sleep Walking)

Warning!, Never Harm Innocent Children.

BTW did I miss anyone?

Fallen Hunter · Apr 28, 2007, 03:52 AM // 03:52

*Pulls out an atom bomb*
"If you touch me I'll detonate it!!!!1"

The undead Mesmer · Apr 28, 2007, 06:07 AM // 06:07

*wakes up with a splitting headache*
''Oh damn who shoved a grenade up my throat again?''
*looks at fallen*
*Grabs him and the atom bomb and throws them into orbit*
''Now give me some damn coffee!''

Exterminate all · Apr 28, 2007, 11:19 AM // 11:19

*wakes up and can't talk*
*pulls out the atom bomb from orbit*
*shoves it down the undead mesmer's coffee*
*get's some coffee for myself*

The undead Mesmer · Apr 28, 2007, 12:20 PM // 12:20

*plucks the atom bomb from his coffee*
''ok I have had enough of this''
*Throws it back into orbit again*
*falls asleep*

Exterminate all · Apr 28, 2007, 12:35 PM // 12:35

*haves a beer*
*has another one*
*and another*
*Maybe some more?*
*Just one more*
*Passes out*

I pwnd U · Apr 29, 2007, 02:46 AM // 02:46

*sips beer*
*pushes Magna out of the bar*
*sits in the corner*
*sips beer*
*takes out 9mm Sig*
*looks around*
"Trust me, i know how to use this"

Exterminate all · Apr 29, 2007, 07:36 PM // 19:36

*wakes up*
*sees i pwnd u*
*takes his 9mm*
*throws it outside*
*gets drunk*

The undead Mesmer · Apr 29, 2007, 08:58 PM // 20:58

*ponders what to do*
*shoots pwnd with a AK47*
*falls asleep*