Apr 05, 2007, 05:06 PM // 17:06
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#121
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
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*sees pwnd's ship barreling thru the bar*
"Uh oh"
*runs like hell around the bar dodging pwnd's ship*
"Someone call the navy, there's pirates in the bar!"
*drinks beer on the run*
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Apr 05, 2007, 05:53 PM // 17:53
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#122
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*tries to sip rum again*
*snarls*
*steers after Divine some more*
"gimmemyrum!"
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Apr 05, 2007, 06:54 PM // 18:54
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#123
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
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*leaps onto the deck of pwnd's ship*
"I'm wielding a Halibut and a Bottle of Rum."
*begins dueling with pwnd*
*drinks rum while attempting to fight pwnd with a halibut*
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Apr 05, 2007, 07:53 PM // 19:53
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#124
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
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*wakes up on the deck of pwned ship*
"where the hell am i?"
*sees Pwned and Divine dueling*
*sips beer*
*sets fire to barrel of rum*
*sets fire to ship*
*steals Divines Halibut*
*cooks Halibut on fire*
*eats Halibut*
*sips beer*
Last edited by Silent Elvin Ranger; Apr 05, 2007 at 08:08 PM // 20:08..
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Apr 05, 2007, 09:37 PM // 21:37
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#125
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I Saw That
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The bushes
Profession: D/R
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*pushes the ship out of the dock*
*throws a fireball at it*
*watches it sink*
__________________
The devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole and I lied, and why? Because you asked me to
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Apr 05, 2007, 09:41 PM // 21:41
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#126
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
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"Save the rum!"
*casts Extinguish on barrel of rum*
*throws bottle of rum in pwnd's face*
"Think fast"
*grabs halibut skeleton from Silent*
*wacks pwnd over the head with halibut skeleton*
*fills empty beer bottle with rum*
*bails off ship with stolen bottle of rum*
"Hey pwnd, Silent is trying to steal your barrel of rum"
*goes back to bar and sits down*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*sips stolen rum*
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Apr 06, 2007, 06:40 AM // 06:40
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#127
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*grabs some rum*
*jumps overboard*
*gets hit with a skeleton*
*gets up*
*looks around for Silent*
*takes out sword*
"YARGH!"
*takes off after silent*
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Apr 06, 2007, 07:02 PM // 19:02
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#128
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
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*cheers pwnd on*
*throws burning ship boards at Silent*
*throws a halibut on the grill*
*steals another beer*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*
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Apr 06, 2007, 07:54 PM // 19:54
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#129
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*grabs a new thing of rum*
*sips rum*
*runs over Silent*
"YARGH!"
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Apr 07, 2007, 01:25 AM // 01:25
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#130
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the Shadows
Profession: Mo/W
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*waks in the bar and says "hey peoples!!!!! im bak!!!!"*
*sits down and has a beer*
*watches to see who kills I pwnd u*
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Apr 07, 2007, 07:25 PM // 19:25
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#131
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*waves at metalicagrl*
*takes out a spike*
*throws it at her*
*sips rum*
*steers the ship in circles*
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Apr 08, 2007, 02:46 AM // 02:46
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#132
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in exile
Profession: W/
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*becomes a giant octopus and attacks the ship*
*slaps you in the face with a giant tentacle*
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Apr 08, 2007, 02:57 AM // 02:57
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#133
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*shoots Knido's tentacle off*
*jumps over board*
*swims to land*
*sips rum*
*dances*
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Apr 08, 2007, 03:17 AM // 03:17
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#134
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Banned
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*raises 9 bone fiends and a golem*
*hits f 12 + enter and laughes*
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Apr 08, 2007, 03:19 AM // 03:19
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#135
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sips rum*
*tosses rum onto fiends and golems*
*takes a match*
*tosses onto fiends and golems*
*watches them go up in flames*
*laughs*
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Apr 08, 2007, 03:24 AM // 03:24
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#136
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Banned
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*posts a link to an eye doctor and says there was only one golem* not golems*
*sips crown and coke*
*what you lookin at glare*
*punches you in the arm*
*says gimmie your best shot*
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Apr 08, 2007, 03:26 AM // 03:26
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#137
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*looks around*
*wonders who he is talking to*
*wonders if he is gone*
*laughs*
*sips rum*
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Apr 08, 2007, 05:02 AM // 05:02
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#138
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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*bursts through the front door*
*starts chanting*
one more win! one more win!
*does a rain dance*
*grabs beer*
*downs beer*
*smashes beer bottle on nearby patron's head*
/roar
*exits bar*
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Apr 08, 2007, 05:07 AM // 05:07
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#139
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Banned
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*gets out from behind car in parking lot*
*catches the drunkards for a couple of cheap shots*
*laughs at the nubs running back in for the phone to call 911*
*runs home*
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Apr 08, 2007, 06:11 AM // 06:11
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#140
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sips rum*
*dances*
*takes out a cutlass*
*waves it around*
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