Curse

Swampgirl Inez · Apr 04, 2007, 03:29 PM // 15:29

*plays with pigs* They're so cute.

*charms pig*
*trains a Dire Pig*
*sends pig to maul Soul of Scythe*

*returns to corner*

fallot · Apr 04, 2007, 04:03 PM // 16:03

*makes a hole in a box*
*puts his junk in the box*
*makes her open that box*

Soul of the Scythe · Apr 04, 2007, 04:05 PM // 16:05

*lights the box on fire*
*fallot runs around, on fire,looking for water*
*Swampy uses 151 instead*
*throws dire pig into fire*
*everybody enjoys beer and pig roast*
*comes up behind pwned and clobbers him with a pig leg*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 04, 2007, 04:16 PM // 16:16

*take out chainsaw...*
*saw the pig roast in half*
*eat the roast by myself*
*sips beer*
*dropkick pwnd into the fire pit*
*watch him burn up*
*put marshmellow near Pwnd.. time for smore*

Swampgirl Inez · Apr 04, 2007, 04:18 PM // 16:18

Bacon!!!!

*sneaks up behind fallot with the Nerfbat of DOOM*
*taps on fallot's shoulder*

SMACK!!!

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 04, 2007, 04:28 PM // 16:28

*grab Swampgirl*
*smack her in the face with book of pwnage*
*run away screaming... "I pwned Swampy!!"*
*sips beer while running*

Swampgirl Inez · Apr 04, 2007, 04:32 PM // 16:32

*trips Skullcrasher*
*beats Skullcrasher with Nerfbat*
*takes Skullcrasher's beer*

*smacks fallot again for good measure*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 04, 2007, 04:45 PM // 16:45

*Grab Swampy again*
*give her a tickle-me elmo doll*
*run away from Swampy*
*pull out remote...press the button*
*BOOOM*
*blow Swampy into pieces*
*sips beer while running*

I pwnd U · Apr 04, 2007, 05:13 PM // 17:13

*wakes up*
*wonders why there is pork next to me*
*looks at the marshmellows*
*eats marshmellows*
*throws a flaming marshmellow into Soul's eye*
*laughs*
*gets up*
*tags Grim with a gernade*
*runs away*

Divine Freak · Apr 04, 2007, 06:00 PM // 18:00

*steals another beer*
*grabs some pork from the pwnd based BBQ*
"How's it going pwnd"
*skewers some flaming marshmellows*
*starts tossing flaming marshmellows at random ppl*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 04, 2007, 06:45 PM // 18:45

*take the grenade and light it on fire*
*toss flaming grenade into middle of the bar*
*run outside and wait for the explosion*
*sips beer*

Evenstar · Apr 04, 2007, 06:52 PM // 18:52

*jumps out of the window to avoid explosion*
*goes back into the bar*
*finds a half burnt chair*
*sits on it*
*throws a bottle of ale at skullcrasher*

Soul of the Scythe · Apr 04, 2007, 07:08 PM // 19:08

*grabs bottle of ale midflight*
*chugs it*
*throws bottle at skullcrasher*
*yells at evenstar to not waste the beer*
*nother jack and coke*

Evenstar · Apr 04, 2007, 07:19 PM // 19:19

*throws another bottle at skullcrasher*
*sends a meteor shower on Soul*
*drinks irn bru*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 04, 2007, 07:40 PM // 19:40

*dropkick empty bottles*
*poke Evenstar*
*sips beer*
*toss more grenades into the bar*
*run outside*

Evenstar · Apr 04, 2007, 07:58 PM // 19:58

*jumps out of the window once again*
Stop!It!
*throws a chair at skullcrasher*
*sits near the whats used to be the door of the bar*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 04, 2007, 08:19 PM // 20:19

*walks through wall of bar*
"No1 told me this got remade, you will all pay"
*sits down*
*orders a keg*
*chugs keg*
*catches chair Evenstar threw*
*sets it down*
*throws a flaming packet of ketchup at Evenstar*
*runs around handing out grenades*
*swallows grenade to test immortality*
*sips beer*

Evenstar · Apr 04, 2007, 08:23 PM // 20:23

*watches ketchup fly by*
*sends a meteor on ranger*
*drinks irn bru*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 04, 2007, 08:29 PM // 20:29

*slows down time*
* watches meteor fly thru air*
* gets idea*
*cooks steak over flaming hot meteor*
*puts extra on for other in the bar*
*puts steak on plate*
*serves it to tables*
*redirects meteor back to Evenstar*
*resumes normal time speed*
*sips beer*
*bites steak*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 04, 2007, 09:00 PM // 21:00

*eat steak*
*bring out tacos*
*give one to everyone except Evenstar*
*kick her in the shin*
*sips beer while running with tacos*