Curse

oscarsymonds · May 07, 2007, 09:21 PM // 21:21

I have tryed so hard to recruit members for this guild but all my efforts have unfortunately failed. This guild was co-founded by myself and a friend, since it began on 1st April 2007, we have managed to recruit 5 other members, 4 of which left within 10 minutes of joining. So my attempts at recruitment are not good. My most recent, and least successful try at recruiting included me spamming this in towns and outposts "We have abducted your grandmother, join our guild or you will never see her again".

What we have to offer:
Well.............erm........we have-oh sorry no we don't.....umm......errr
Only joking we have a few things to offer (not many but a few).

What we have to offer: (For real this time)
Dedicated members (all three of us)
People willing to help you with your tasks/quests/missions
Kurzick [Currently not allied with other guilds but working on it] (this way we only get members who can spell because Luxon is too simple)
A cape (you know this is a good cape because I didn't make it)
Soon to be owning a guild hall (as soon as I can afford one)
Comedy (well kinda....we will [well me at least] flood the guild chat with random nonsense, reply if you like but if ignoring works for you do that)
Friendship (I believe this is most important of all, you don't want to be talking to your guild and know nothing about them)
Great Leadership (*cough* yeh right *cough*)

What we prefer not to have: (if you fit these criterea, this guild may not be for you, but please join anyway)
Massively PvP, GvG, AB people (our guild members were never good at PvP so we turned against it)
People who need to be the best (meh is all i say to these people meh and meh again)
Unruly members (go away you evil people or I will poke you in all twelve of your eyes)

What we like from our members: (that means you)
Friendly and social (please don't be so self consumed that you have no time for getting to know other members, thats just bad)
Funny (please if you have something funny to add please do, if its just me flooding the guild chat it will get tiresome for other members)
Good recruiting skills (I beg you, recruit your friends and other members like crazy, I am useless so your help is greatly appreciated)
Psychopathic tendancies (useful but not required)
Helpful (help your guildmates don't just leave them suffering with henchmen)

Luckily, for all of you who had the misfortune to read all of this, I am now out of things to say. But please hear my plea and join this guild. If some of you still haven't had enough of my utter nonsense I believe there is more on our websitehttp://www.silverducksofelona.moonfruit.com
If you are interested PM on this, or leave a comment on our website message board.
Thank you so much for reading all of this,
Oscar