Curse

oscarsymonds · Jun 05, 2007, 05:36 PM // 17:36

So here you are, reading my recruitment post. What lies in store in this post of mystery, only time will tell. I hope you don't care for mind-numbing boredom as this post will probably be just that.

Um...yes.....well...... ok I'll start by letting you know a few things about the guild.
Founded on April 1st 2007
Currently has 8 members (all of which bathe at least once a week)
Have joined a Kurzick alliance led by Monstrous Fangs (we don't think that they bathe at all)
Based on one principal .............. FUN !!!!!

You should not have to suffer and be bored to death while playing guild wars, and our guild aims to bring some comedy to you all. This guild is very much based on the fun aspect of it and we hope to keep you entertained during your time online. Should the guild fail to make you laugh then the alliance definitely will, they are all great people (other than not bathing).

Well now onto what the guild can offer
Fun (see paragraph above)
Friendship (We hope to provide you with friendship during your time online and hope you get to know some brilliant people. Nobody in the guild is a stalker although we are happy to let stalkers in).
Help with missions/quests (more than happy to help but we may be of very little use due to repeated dying)
A fully maintained website (it looks nice hehe)

The Kind Of People We Are Looking For
Funny people (a funny guild is no use without funny people in)
Friendly people (evil, boring people go away)

So I've said my piece and now you must choose, will you join or will you not?
Should you wish to join either PM me on this or leave a message on our website www.silverducksofelona.moonfruit.com

Thank you for reading,
Oscar (Xmark Zdrec)