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AceOfJacks · Jul 18, 2010, 01:12 AM // 01:12

Firstly, I would like to explain why we are Castle Anthrax [ZOOT]. Please take a moment to "Google" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Zoot lit a "fake" Holy Grail and lured unsuspecting knights to the castle, and attempted to seduce them. She was into spankings.
We, as Monty Python fans, decided this was funny. As such, we named our guild accordingly.

Secondly, I would like to let you know who "we" are. Castle Anthrax, at the time of thread creation, has 3 members. My wife (Kristy), "Magenta Skai", is the Leader. I (Kerron), "Jazhara of Kesh", am an officer in the guild. Our friend (David), "Btchass Mcpanzy", is an officer in the guild. We are all adults, and we all have our immature moments. We are all casual players. We don't know prices, and we don't really care for PVP.

Castle Anthrax is a Kurzick Guild, America based. The guild hall (Isle of Meditation) has all Guild Lord upgrades, as well as a cape.

Thirdly, I would like to explain my purpose for this thread. As stated before, we don't care so much for PVP, but seeing how the Guild Hall is complete, we figured this might be a good stepping stone for someone who wanted to take care of a guild. We are offering an Officer position to someone who is willing to agree to the following terms:

1- We maintain leadership of the guild. Kristy will not be forced to hand over guild leadership, and David and I will not be forced to leave or be demoted.
2- The cape and Guild Hall do not change. Kristy and I might change the cape once in a while, but it will be discussed with the other Officers beforehand.
3- You are responsible for any and all recruiting, once you have been appointed as an officer. You are basically given all ability to recruit, PVP, and plan events as you see fit, as long as it does not affect #1 and #2. If there are other members that you would like promoted or demoted, simply contact Kristy or me in game, and we will gladly promote/demote that person upon request.
4- You must understand that we will swear, rant, moan, and go emo from time to time.
5- You must NOT use any third party programs, or exploit glitches that may cause other players to get in trouble. We paid real money to play this game, and we don't want our money to have gone to waste.
6- While not a pre-requisite, it would be a bonus if you were also a Monty Python fan. This does NOT eliminate you as a candidate for the position in which we are attempting to fill.

Summarization: We're lazy and we don't want to run a guild. However, we spent our money to make this guild, so we don't want to just get rid of it. We would like to be the "figureheads" that sit on the throne and do nothing but sleep all day, while you, would be the real King (or Queen), and build this guild up, however you see fit. With the few previously stated exceptions, you are free to make decisions as you see fit. Tournaments, events, giveaways, runs, anything you want.

If you are interested, please contact Kristy or me IN GAME. While we might be on alternate characters, I believe you can add one of us as a friend, and it will tell you the correct character name.

Thank you for your time, and enjoy your playing experience. Remember, real life > video games.