Curse

Sly Mutha · Dec 11, 2009, 08:32 AM // 08:32

Foe Smiters [fss] is searching for Luxon guilds to join our unusual alliance.

We like the small guilds, with people who are cool and share strong gaming bonds. We like when guildies make great friends, because that’s how our guilds are too. Quality is better than quantity. We’re a small, quaint group of individuals, and we like it that way.

We like big personalities, but great life experience. Nice people are better than ass holes. We’re a band of cool folks, laid back, and long settled into the GW life. We like it that way.

We know a lot about this game, and many of us have played it for years. We’re helpful in knowledge, but burnt on holding hands with newbies. After so many changes, it just comes with the territory. Our alliance is small, because we value good friends and dedicated gaming. It is what it is, and we like it that way.

We like people who are willing to work for their own treasures, not leech off others. Lazy people, or coat tail riders, or people who expect it all handed to them, we don’t like. It’s just how it is, and we like it that way.

This is a very long game. We don’t expect any quick fixes, for there is no such thing as a free lunch. It’s how GW is, and we like it that way.

We have no faction requisites, no member quotas, and no rules about chat. However we do not tolerate racism, bigotry, and snobbery. That’s just how we like it.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING DISCLAIMERS, BECAUSE IF YOU FIT ANY OF THESE, YOU WILL LIKELY MEET THE KICK BUTTON.

If you’re a bunch of “rich” farmers who think you know everything, don’t ask for an invite…you don’t know s**t.

If you’re a bunch of high ranked PvP’ers who thinks you’re hot stuff, don’t ask for an invite, because you have nothing to offer anyone in GW or in real life.

If you’re a bunch of complainers who bitch in guild chat about alliance chat, but don’t actually use alliance chat, don’t ask for an invite, because you have no right to bitch when you don’t make it your own.

If you cannot take a joke, don’t ask for an invite. We will hurt you bad.

If your guild started last week, and you have 2 members who will probably leave next Saturday, don’t ask for an invite, because you have no clue.

If you think alliance is all about owning a town, and guilds should function like a factory, don’t ask for an invite, because it’s never going to happen.

If your guild is 30 members who are half active, but you tell everyone there are 78 actives, don’t ask for an invite, because you are full of crap.

If you are bored in GW, and considering playing a different game, thus planning or considering abandoning your guild in two weeks, don’t ask for an invite, because your heart is not in this.

If your guild is impatient, and expects instant gratification, don’t ask me for an invite, because you are worthless.

If your guild is full of backstabbers and traitors who enjoy messing up everything you touch, go f**k yourself and quit GW forever. Don’t ask for an invite.

All that being said, [fss] alliance is about having a good time, doing what you please, and not being identified by numbers or statistics. We love GW, and our GW friends. If you have read ALL of this post and feel our alliance might have something to offer your guild, please feel free to whisper me ingame (ign is Vile Sly) so we can consider the invite.

Sincerely,
Sly Mutha Ill

p.s. we have Vent.