Curse

Kloey · Nov 04, 2011, 12:50 AM // 00:50

It's amazing that my Ethernet cable extends all the way to the kitchen.

I also like to troll, I do NOT want a guild that can't handle a Jew joke or a ginger joke out of fear of upsetting somebody. I am a woman myself, and I feel that if I can take a joke about being the kitchen well than other people should be able to take jokes well. The way I see it is that people shouldn't avoid provocative humor to prevent pissing somebody off. If you are offended by slander, you should avoid the internet (might I redirect your attention to eBaum's world or 4chan?).

I basically just want a guild that can take some humor and heat, and one that isn't afraid to dish some out. However I also want people to know the line between a joke and an offense. When you resort to profanity to get your point across or have to explicitly detail an insult with colorful adjectives, you're doing it wrong.

E.G. of Humor:
-Chad: My grandpa died in Auschwitz, he fell off of a guard tower.
-Joey: That's funny, my grandpa died when a soldier fell on him.

E.G. of Hate:
-Chad: My grandpa died in Auschwitz, he fell off of a guard tower.
-Joey: WELL GOOD! HAHA! HE WAS A FAGGOTY ASS SHITHOLE ANYWAY!

^See how Joey responded in the second scenario? That's just rude, witless, and not funny. The first scenario was funny because Joey used wit to play on the original joke.

So now that you know what I mean by humor, I will continue with what I personally like to do.

I make shortsighted allusions to things like, for instance; 2006, Morrigan, Sten, Brotherman Bill, and the potential Master Togo fact. Also, if you can't handle a laugh every day or random pictures like:

then I suggest not replying to my request. You may contact me privately, I would prefer contacting me via in-game, but if I am in the middle of something or busy I will not reply.

I'm not very good at the game, I like to abuse gimmicks, and I don't really care if you don't think that's cool. As far as I'm concerned I would rather look back and say, "I had fun playing Guild Wars." Even if that means I overused Discord, Sabway, and Mesway. If you have a better team setup, feel free to share with me, otherwise don't criticize. Damn, that rhymed well. I won't hate on your dougie, so don't hate on mine.

Thank you for your patience and reading through all of this.