PUG Rant - Stupidity Extreme (No Names!)
Today, I played Ebony Citadel of Mallyx. It was the 2nd try for the day, in a PUG group, though I had grouped with our SS nec before.
It went fine, and we ended up getting to mallyx with little to no DP in the group.
And that's when it started descending into PUG stupidity!
People could just NOT follow simple orders.
It all started with the cute little Flesh Golem. Our golem ele got told to stand next to the wall in order to ensure she got close enough. She stood next to the wall beside the gate alright, but not close enough, so our monk and tank stepped up to the right stop, and told her to stand on top of them. It took her extremely long to process such a simple order.
Well, lo and behold, the golem dies, and our tank step in the door to trigger the cinematic. And BAM, suddenly we are inside (all skipped the cinematic) and there we stood, all 8 members... INCLUDING A FLESH GOLEM!
Turns out the ele reanimated the flesh golem right before the cinematic. We had prior to entering told everyone not to do anything unless told, and noone had told her to REANIMATE the golem.
Heck, we even explained why the golem was there... for our HB monk to NT to.
So, some shouts of "OMFG" and "wtf" went through the air. We looked around, and turns out 4/8 of the party still had weapons out, even though we had told all to empty the hands of their characters before even getting near the gate. We decide we got this far, so we still wanna give it a shot. We ask all to ball up. To noone's suprise, all except our 2 eles stood in a fine ball. Those 2 stood around 2 ingame meters from the rest of us. Great.
We tell them to ball up, but they just can't seem to understand. So our tank says screw it, and ask all to stand still.
They do. At least for a while. As soon as the tank aggroes Mallyx, and Mallyx has turned red, what do I see? One of the eles turn her character. Unbelievable! Of course our death is swift. 1½ hour of my life wasted on the stupidity of a single ele. I wonder how she ever got to the citadel.
Please, make me feel better by sharing experiences of stupid PUGs in DoA.
_Zexion
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