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Old Aug 22, 2007, 06:27 AM // 06:27   #141
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Jora's armor will probably break if you try to salvage runes from it.
*salvage* *salvage* *salvage* *salvage*

Break, damn you! Break!

*salvage* *salvage* *salvage* *salvage*


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Old Aug 22, 2007, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #142
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Macabre likes big boobs and he cannot lie!
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 09:18 AM // 09:18   #143
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that bear behind jora is so surprised at the level of nakedness before him. he's eyes have turned white and his jaws have dropped in astonishment XD
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #144
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Macabre likes big boobs and he cannot lie!
What can I say? I'm a sucker of....

Uhh...

I mean I'm a sucker for teh boobies!
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 10:50 AM // 10:50   #145
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2nd time I'll say it:

Jora is hawt.
Koss becomes redundant on the 31st.
"Becomes"?

Aww, I know I shouldn't diss The Koss, but it's true...Koss and Goren will be left to gather dust until I feel sorry enough for them to take them out for 5 minutes.
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 12:05 PM // 12:05   #146
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I'll use them all whem I'm with my paragon.

I like to make Paragon-Warrior hero teams. XD.
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 12:29 PM // 12:29   #147
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"Becomes"?

Aww, I know I shouldn't diss The Koss, but it's true...Koss and Goren will be left to gather dust until I feel sorry enough for them to take them out for 5 minutes.
Having her on tank-duty is all the excuse I need to Life Bond her.
If it still gets too much for her: blood and sweat and broken armour... I might have to bring out the Life Sheath too...



... Then again, seeing as my Monk is female (and shows no signs of swinging that way), I doubt she will approve...
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #148
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By Lyssas left nipple, I can't believe this thread is still bouncing. It's difficult to keep abreast of all the posts!

Now what say we degrade this into a bad-mammary-pun war until the mods close it, eh?

Not to say that there are bad mammaries... just bad puns.
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 07:42 PM // 19:42   #149
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True enough, I have no mammary of any recent thread as useless as this.
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #150
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Well, we should milk it for all it's worth.
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 11:09 PM // 23:09   #151
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By Lyssas left nipple, I can't believe this thread is still bouncing. It's difficult to keep abreast of all the posts!

Now what say we degrade this into a bad-mammary-pun war until the mods close it, eh?

Not to say that there are bad mammaries... just bad puns.
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Well, we should milk it for all it's worth.
Ahhhh stop it stop it you're gonna make me cry.... so horrible to read Ugh...

Actually it's surprising nobody has yet mentioned Livia and her crazy cleavage.... I'd consider that a bonus to teaming her with Olias and Whispers to form a mm/ss/jb team. Oh how the hills will run red with poisoned self inflicted snow summit blood muahhahaahhahha.
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 11:23 PM // 23:23   #152
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Ahhhh stop it stop it you're gonna make me cry.... so horrible to read Ugh...
it's not horrible, it's titillatingly fun

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Actually it's surprising nobody has yet mentioned Livia and her crazy cleavage.... I'd consider that a bonus to teaming her with Olias and Whispers to form a mm/ss/jb team.
Minion Master/Spiteful Spirit/Jiggly Boobs? Niiice.
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 11:33 PM // 23:33   #153
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They didn't tailor it for you, they tailored it for the vast majority of their customers--who tend to be young adult males. While it's true that that particular demographic is more susceptible to this sort of marketing...

Heh, "susceptible" might be a bit of an understatement in some cases.

As evidenced here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z5Tzxn8xVIE
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 02:18 AM // 02:18   #154
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those can't be combat rdy

Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)

*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)

Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half
LOL! Why is this just the greatest.
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #155
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Well, we should milk it for all it's worth.
ROFL, I think I bruised my chest I was laughing so hard.
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #156
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I don't get what all the damn fuss is about its not that big of a change if theres a change at all. one image is from the front, and if her breasts are lifted out like that they will look smaller straight on, so these claims are unfounded. this thread is just there so you can say boobs and breasts over and over and act like elementary school kids

man you people need to go out and meet some real people instead of talking about a game characters differing breast size.
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 04:08 AM // 04:08   #157
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man you people need to go out and meet some real people instead of talking about a game characters differing breast size.
What is a real person? Where can I find one?

and LOL at cyberbullying people on Guild Wars Guru
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 05:02 AM // 05:02   #158
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #159
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Try to explain what happens to Jora's armor when she goes into bear form... That'll be awkward to explain in the ratings...
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 05:59 AM // 05:59   #160
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What is a real person? Where can I find one?

and LOL at cyberbullying people on Guild Wars Guru
so what part was there any bullying? oh wait there was none. reading comprehension ftw
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