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Rainman · Oct 04, 2006, 03:20 PM // 15:20

*10 funniest things ever*

1. a warrior carrying meteor storm and arcane echo.
2. the same warrior running around saying * i have backfire on me! quick strip it before i die!!!!*
3. an eoe spike with 4 bip and 3 IoW and a r/mo with no idea what eoe is and what MoP is.
4.(wrong section i know but so damn funny) ele/necro shouting RUNNING TO HELLS PRECIPE FOR 100K AND 2 ECTOS!
5.1 person with 7 henchies (henchway ftw!) beating MY iway team of nuggetheads
6.ranger spike with r/w trying to use punishing shot with a hammer o.O
7.warrior (shock supposebly) using starter armour with frenzy and healing signet and said he was rank 15
8.teammates going afk in middle of fight and start dancing
9. guy saying if u press alt and f4 it gives you free money (and his whole party leaving except him)
10.a w/r saying he was a vimtrapper

Patccmoi · Oct 04, 2006, 03:35 PM // 15:35

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Originally Posted by Rainman

1. a warrior carrying meteor storm and arcane echo.

I'll assume you mean Meteor Shower... but how? He was a W/Me/E?

Alleji · Oct 04, 2006, 04:16 PM // 16:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patccmoi

I'll assume you mean Meteor Shower... but how? He was a W/Me/E?

Arcane Thievery obvobv.

My list of funny things:

Holding 7 rounds with barrageway (mostly by wtfpwning both ghosts right after 2:00)
Holding 6 rounds with a fighter hench instead of our caller (rspike)
60-ing out a team in halls. Yes, we won before the timer. This was back during 10-minute halls, obviously. We were holding late at night and got a 1v1 vs a team with a minion master and a lvl 22 flesh golem (or around there, not maxed), a sword wammo who messed up his attributes and had 0 swordsmanship, a barrager who got the wrong tombs and other "original" builds :P
In the same fight, one guy got all 3 sigils because rest of us were out of range of the altar. F*** you, Shard.
Losing to 8 touch rangers on 1v1 courtyard. When the metagame is full of VIM and your backline packs 2x HH and 2x seed, 8 touchers isn't pretty >.<
Facing a minion factory on Sacred Temples. Before the 10-minion nerf... it was about 4 AM, we were dead tired and on our last run, which we didn't think would last all the way to sacred with no skips. So when we saw minion factory for 16 fame... well, I can't really describe it. But we were very happy.
Bodyblocking a VIM team in a 1v1 fight in halls. Visual Aid. Then I watched the game on observer, after we lost a couple fights later.

trialist · Oct 04, 2006, 05:58 PM // 17:58

I remember way back when i first started gvging, my guild had this strange idea that the catapult would only hurt our opponents and not us, so we went out, got a hold of the catapult and proceeded to gather in our opponents catapult area, thinking all the time, "ownage man, just come and try get us!" Lets just say our opponents had a real good laugh when our catapulter wiped us all out. Ah, the days of being a newb, fun times.

skillsbas8 · Oct 04, 2006, 11:31 PM // 23:31

Wammo in RA: Ok, this is the plan: I'll run in, kill 2 of them. This'll be done by the 12th second. Afterwards run in and ball around me so they can't target me while I heal up (Orison of course). As I'm calling for a heal he throws a mending on me. LOLLL

tomcruisejr · Oct 05, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33

Tifa Lockhart pwned someone.

http://dryder.ytmnd.com/

tifa <3

Thomas.knbk · Oct 05, 2006, 08:33 AM // 08:33

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Originally Posted by tomcruisejr

Tifa Lockhart pwned someone.

http://dryder.ytmnd.com/

tifa <3

WTF is that?

fun:Our SB for some reason decided he had to have 16 divine favor and blessed aura. Miraculously even with this setup we survive the first few maps. in the 4th map or so we face a Bspike. We get owned. Our infuser is the last one standing, and QZ is down. He puts SB on himself and can keep it up permanently LOL. All they could do was 'wand spike' him which he could easily outheal xD. After a few minutes or so (the morons kept dropping QZ) we decide it's been fun and he drops SB. got a 'noob' for GG.

Nkah Sennyt · Oct 05, 2006, 08:37 AM // 08:37

Re: YTMND, Legendary Dryder, a r10 [11?] IWAYer... traded his FoW chestpiece [Lord knows why] to Tifa, who sold it for 100k to Edge Bomb, who salvaged it for 2 ecto.

Or so I heard.

sir lockt · Oct 05, 2006, 08:48 AM // 08:48

We had a funny evening yesterday...

First a battle vs Henchway... R/E casting only Flares...probably didnt understand how expertise worked...

Second was plain out funny...
Full human party, no henchies...but they where all < lvl 20. Ranging from a lvl 7 to a lvl 17... oww and to scare the hell out of us...they where summoning lvl 5 bone horrors...

to bad we relied on adren spikes...we couldnt spike for even 1 time... charging adren...oops sorry killed him...

Thom Bangalter · Oct 05, 2006, 11:03 AM // 11:03

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Originally Posted by sir lockt

Full human party, no henchies...but they where all < lvl 20. Ranging from a lvl 7 to a lvl 17... oww and to scare the hell out of us...they where summoning lvl 5 bone horrors...

to bad we relied on adren spikes...we couldnt spike for even 1 time... charging adren...oops sorry killed him...

Had a similar experience in GVG yesterday. they had a level 7 necro running around with them at the jade hall. they camped their base at the beginning of the game. I'm pretty sure I wanded the necro to death on more than one occasion.
Made flag running really easy. Our warrior still managed to die though. Guest from QQ.

Name of the guild? Guild Wars Master of course.

Byron · Oct 05, 2006, 03:47 PM // 15:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patccmoi

I'll assume you mean Meteor Shower

DnD rules IMO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkah Sennyt

Legendary Dryder, a r10 [11?] IWAYer

r9! The guy knows his stuff, credit is due.

Caged Fury · Oct 05, 2006, 04:44 PM // 16:44

Was doing some RA today with my assassin and got into a team with a Ritualist, Monk and another Assassin. Following 8 straight wins (some easy and some really tough ones), this was a conversation during our 9th match, mainly between our monk and assassin, that made me laugh.

After the 10th win and we disbanded, I spent some time chatting with the new player. He asked questions and I gave what hints and advice that I could to help him along.

TeeGee · Oct 05, 2006, 05:30 PM // 17:30

1) GvG - Killing enemy flagger (mesmer) and e/mo with my... shutdown mesmer. GoR shatter and EBurn VS high DP ftw! Was like - "WTF?1... ...how did I did that... oh god what a noobs...". Funny thing - I was all hexed with degen but it stopped just as I got to 10- HP. My team was fighting at the backdoor and I stayed at treb cause VoD was near.

2) Killing whole enemy team and all NPCs but one bodyguard with one lucky treb shot in the same game 1 minute after the above.

JR · Oct 05, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44

That reminds me, talking of killing E/Mo's.

Classic moment when we did Mindway on Te; opposing flag runner trying to cap with four of us at the stand. Manages to get right up to it, but instead of capping stops to Gale one of us. Fractions of a second before he must of tried to place the flag he gets Mind Shocked and blown up.

Lesson learnt there, I suppose.

moriz · Oct 05, 2006, 08:46 PM // 20:46

or in other words: gale is not the answer to everything.

my funniest moment was when my guild faced a team that had 4 wammos, complete with fiery dragon swords and knight's armor. they spent the entire match locked onto either me (BL monk) and the boon prot. we probably spent more time running around in circles than actually healing.

minor · Oct 06, 2006, 01:18 AM // 01:18

Just had a good laugh in RA. I was monking had 2 sins and a mesmer. One of the sins brought mending the other was /w and had a sword. Won 2 matches oddly enough then faced a team with monk, mes, and 2 sins. We all had a lol and i said we will caz we have mending. And of course the sin that has it goes true that!!

Anyway there sins were not using mending and we got beat. I go GG; other monk says they won caz hes a better monk than me. Man some ppl need to feel leet in there own minds....

Khift · Oct 06, 2006, 03:21 AM // 03:21

Going into GvG versus an unranked Taiwanese guild, finding out that they are all level 12 or less and didn't even know how to open the gates to get out of their guild hall. Then we catapulted them and rolled them in >2:00.

Darl · Oct 06, 2006, 06:45 PM // 18:45

*Running an build with EoE in it (not an edgebomb thought), 3way game: it was an altar map, and everyone was fighting on, or near the altar. EoE is down, and my team is on near max health. I decided to use putrid explosion, which hits 2 persons, and kills them. Suddenly both the enemy teams are down, and everyone in my team is down at about 5-10%hp.. after a momen of silence, the chat is flooded with "LOL"s.

*W/Mo telling me that i'm a noob, because i used backfire on him.. the next thing he does is casting HH, which kills him.

*Being told that i'm a noob monk, by another monk who "bonds" 3 persons with mending.

Makkert · Oct 06, 2006, 07:52 PM // 19:52

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Originally Posted by Darl

*W/Mo telling me that i'm a noob, because i used backfire on him.. the next thing he does is casting HH, which kills him.

And just when I think we've had every wammo joke possible, this little gem pops up. That is the stuff that seperates the mediocre from the legendary wammo's. pure gold.

JR · Oct 07, 2006, 07:03 PM // 19:03

The sheer amount of hate my guild gets about me now, when they do HA.

It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside: