Curse

Makkert · Dec 05, 2006, 10:55 AM // 10:55

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Originally Posted by Like So

-My freaking cat jumped on the keyboard!! Thats the only reason you won!

haha, that's pretty entertaining.

my personal favo:
'you have gay monk. he runs away like a chicken'

LionZero · Dec 05, 2006, 01:32 PM // 13:32

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if my team loses, it's always cause of my monking, no one ever says "blame our monk" though ;p

Stop bashing yourself cake ¬_¬

Marsun · Dec 05, 2006, 01:40 PM // 13:40

This is about killing?

moko · Dec 05, 2006, 02:47 PM // 14:47

- noob runners [the other team kited!]
- one of us has to go anyways!
- you got lucky
- priest saved you
- we were about to end anyways and wanted to let you have a free win
- lame build/skill/tactic
- we are playing for fun only

others have been mentioned already. :P

though, the REALLY funny thing is that mostly, only RA teams, or high ranked glads/heroes use excuses. i hardly ever see "noobs" (less inexperienced pvpers, not total retards) having excuses. they just say GG or agree that they were the worse team.

Stixxx · Dec 05, 2006, 02:49 PM // 14:49

- were running a test build.

i used that last night (i really was running a test build btw)

Guardian of the Light · Dec 05, 2006, 02:58 PM // 14:58

I know a lot but my favorite one is:

-Just Wait until I'm lvl 20

Blame the Monks · Dec 05, 2006, 03:17 PM // 15:17

- Stop smurfing

Seriously, it surprises me how many people acuse me of smurfing in RA/TA. I don't even know how to smurf ra/ta. :/

Absum · Dec 05, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19

- MSN popped up and distracted me

- My F%#&#ng pet kept body blocking me

- Lucky for you our monk err7'd

A likely story ~,~

Maika Boila Radovu · Dec 05, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34

I always use, If our Ranger hadnt run out of arrow's we would of one.

and, Our warrior forgot to tie his bootlaces and tripped.

My personal favourite is, It's much too cold on this map for our monk, and she doesnt like to get her feet wet anyways.

bungusmaximus · Dec 05, 2006, 03:40 PM // 15:40

If I had 2 arms i would have PWNed you!

TSCavalier · Dec 05, 2006, 03:53 PM // 15:53

- if this was WoW i would have pwned you

glountz · Dec 05, 2006, 06:22 PM // 18:22

- my GF was finishing me off...

Gigashadow · Dec 05, 2006, 06:37 PM // 18:37

Of course it's the monk's fault. If you had got enough heals, you wouldn't have died. The monk is entirely responsible for heals. Therefore, if anyone dies, it is ALWAYS the monk's fault.

QED.

Thomas.knbk · Dec 05, 2006, 07:14 PM // 19:14

this reminds me of one of the funniest threads I've ever read

Henchman · Dec 05, 2006, 07:19 PM // 19:19

-Screw this, Guild Wars suck, WoW is better

-My teamates are all noobs

-You're using the only build we can't beat

Wasteland Squidget · Dec 05, 2006, 07:21 PM // 19:21

-You may have won, but at least I have a LIFE!

-I'd rather lose with fissure armor then win with PvP characters like you.

-You only won because we didn't realize you were running warriors (I actually heard this one in GvG.)

-You only won because you had Squidget!

Gigashadow · Dec 05, 2006, 07:25 PM // 19:25

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Originally Posted by Thomas.knbk

this reminds me of one of the funniest threads I've ever read

Oh... my... god... I almost died laughing.

The thing is, I can't really tell whether that poster is being serious, or is the best vnboards troll ever.

Chase the Sky · Dec 05, 2006, 07:38 PM // 19:38

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Originally Posted by Wasteland Squidget

-You only won because you had Squidget!

I'd believe that comment.

We were bored one day and we didn't have enough to 4v4 so we ended up observing one of the games you were running in (I think you were guesting for another guild). You've got to be, hands down, one of the best players I've seen. You had the other team doing a 4 split trying to chase you down while you ran around and ganked guards, ran flags, and picked off straglers. It was really impressive.

Gosu · Dec 05, 2006, 08:46 PM // 20:46

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Originally Posted by Thomas.knbk

this reminds me of one of the funniest threads I've ever read

That thread is gold dust imo,

Dzan · Dec 05, 2006, 10:51 PM // 22:51

-My wireless keyboard battery died

Made me wonder how he typed that to tell us.