Aug 24, 2007, 02:02 AM // 02:02
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has 3 pips of HP regen.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Guild: The Objective Is More [Cash]
Profession: W/
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"Stupidest Builds All-Stars" Pick-Up
Event starts Aug. 29 at 11PM GMT (7PM US Eastern)
Send whispers to Maximum Violence for guest invites. Captain selection beings at 11:10PM GMT
So I was reflecting on the Stupidest Builds Ever thread, which is now on its 34th page, and I had a thought: Let's have a real match with this stuff. I've decided I want to organize what I'm dubbing the "Stupidest Build All-Stars" event, a pick-up (or series of pick-ups) pitting eight terrible skill bars against eight more terrible skill bars in the ultimate showdown.
Details on the huge number of builds you can run are in the next post, but I'll accept new submissions here if you can post a screenshot of someone running something terrible! Only builds that have been seen in the wild are allowed here, so no Prophecies Box Hamstorm or made-up stuff.
Event format:
When all prospective players have showed up, two team captains will be chosen at random. Each captain will alternate picking players to fill up their roster until all players are exhausted.
Each round, the captains will choose 7 other players for their team, and play a scrimmage.
After the round, all players (including those that didn't play) have the opportunity to select a different build.
If a player is not selected for a round, they are guaranteed a spot in the next round.
Number of rounds TBD, if a number is even set. Might just keep going until too many people lose interest.
Currently interested:
Full Metal X - #13 (Life Transfer R/N)
Zuranthium - #38 (Savannah Heat Hamstorm W/E)
gasmaskman - #11 (Dual-echo Earth E/Me)
Moral55 - #6 (Smitebacker Mo/W) or #16 (Dual Prep Barrage Me/R)
Grumpy - #33 (Invoke IWAY Hamstorm W/E)
Riotgear - #31 (Hundred Blades Paladin W/Mo)
Vermilion - #20 (MoR Pacifism Rezmer Me/Mo) or #34 (Flesh Golem Sword W/N)
neoflame - #7 (Gladiator's Defense Swordsman W/A)
Mesmer in Need - #29 (RaO Thumper W/R) or #26 (Primal Rage Conjure W/E)
skaspaakssa - Not specified
urania - #16 (Dual Prep Barrage Me/R)
Teh [prefession]-zorz - Pending new submission
kvndoom - Not specified
Holz - Zealous Benediction W/Mo
Lord Mendes - #15 (Healing Hands Axe Mo/W)
What if... - #44 (Dual-thievery Death Pact Me/Rt)
Tamuril elansar - #16 (Dual Prep Barrage Me/R)
BLUESHIFT - Skull Crack Mo/W
lord_of_shadow - Blinding Surge W/E
gimmethegepgun - Ride the Lightning W/E
Last edited by Riotgear; Aug 27, 2007 at 10:02 PM // 22:02..
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Aug 24, 2007, 02:03 AM // 02:03
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has 3 pips of HP regen.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Guild: The Objective Is More [Cash]
Profession: W/
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You may select a build using one of two options!
Option 1: Choose from the list of complete builds that have been spotted in the wild! If a build does not have its class specified, it can be either any possible primary/secondary combination. If it doesn't contain a full skill list, you can fill in the blanks with whatever you want. If a build does not have attributes specified, you may decide them, but there is a minimum 7 TOTAL point allocation for any ability on the bar!
For bars without resurrection skills, you may swap one skill of your choosing out for a resurrect. However, you may not modify your attributes to add rez sig. In other words, if the inclusion of a resurrect bumps the only skill that used an attribute off of your bar, you must still allocate a total of 7 points to that attribute.
Option 2: Below the premade list is a list of class/skill combos that have been seen in the wild, as well as some restrictions to make sure the build you create from it maintains its purpose!
To ensure consistent low quality, non-premade builds are subject to the following restrictions:
- You may not equip Light of Deliverance, Shield of Deflection, Restore Condition, Blinding Surge, Black Lotus Strike, Eviscerate, Natural Stride, Enraging Charge, Migraine, Bull's Charge, Battle Rage, Agonizing Chop, or Bull's Strike if those respective skills are from your primary profession.
- You may not equip Recall or Stonefist Insignia.
- You may equip no more than one of the following skills: Diversion, Shame, Mantra of Recovery, Power Leak, Signet of Humility. If you equip Backfire and Empathy, you may equip an additional skill from that list.
- You may equip no more than two of the following skills: Guardian, Spirit Bond, Protective Spirit, Shielding Hands, Dismiss Condition, Shield of Absorption, Holy Veil. If you equip Healing Breeze and have at least 7 base attribute points in Healing Prayers, you may equip a third skill from that list.
- Warriors with an attack speed increase must also include one of the following skills: Shield Bash, Riposte, Deadly Riposte, Healing Breeze, Vigorous Spirit, Live Vicariously, Mending, or any stance that blocks attacks.
- Rangers are limited to one interrupting attack skill. If your secondary has abilities capable of interrupting, however, you may use them!
#1
#2
[skill]Echo[/skill][skill]Mending[/skill][skill]Signet of Capture[/skill][skill]Healing Breeze[/skill][skill]Conjure Nightmare[/skill][skill]Chaos Storm[/skill][skill]Shatter Hex[/skill][skill]Smite[/skill]
#3
#4
#5
#6
Mo/W
[skill]Signet of Judgment[/skill][skill]Crushing Blow[/skill][skill]Bane Signet[/skill][skill]Holy Strike[/skill][skill]Counter Blow[/skill][skill]Stonesoul Strike[/skill][skill]Irresistible Blow[/skill][skill]Judge's Insight[/skill]
#7
#8
Mo/E
#9
#10
Mo/N
#11
[skill]Obsidian Flame[/skill][skill]Echo[/skill][skill]Arcane Echo[/skill][skill]Stone Daggers[/skill][skill]Armor of Earth[/skill][skill]Aura of Restoration[/skill][skill]Earth Attunement[/skill][skill]Resurrection Signet[/skill]
#12
[skill]Hundred Blades[/skill][skill]Final Thrust[/skill][skill]Mending[/skill][skill]Vigorous Spirit[/skill][skill]Healing Breeze[/skill][skill]Restful Breeze[/skill][skill]Heal Party[/skill][skill]Resurrect[/skill]
#13
#14
#15
#16
#17
#18a, #18b
#19
#20
Me/Mo
[skill]resurrect[/skill][skill]restore life[/skill][skill]rebirth[/skill][skill]Light of Dwayna[/skill][skill]Resurrection Chant[/skill][skill]Pacifism[/skill][skill]Vengeance[/skill][skill]Mantra of Recovery[/skill]
#21
[skill]restore life[/skill][skill]rebirth[/skill][skill]storm chaser[/skill][skill]escape[/skill][skill]dodge[/skill][skill]heal area[/skill][skill]healing breeze[/skill][skill]Troll Unguent[/skill]
#22
[skill]orison of healing[/skill][skill]healing touch[/skill][skill]fire storm[/skill][skill]flare[/skill][skill]fireball[/skill][skill]Zealot's Fire[/skill][skill]Symbol of Wrath[/skill][skill]resurrection signet[/skill]
#23
[skill]Supportive Spirit[/skill][skill]Vigorous Spirit[/skill][skill]Live Vicariously[/skill][skill]Desperation Blow[/skill][skill]Drunken Blow[/skill][skill]Distracting Blow[/skill][skill]"charge!"[/skill][skill]restore life[/skill]
#24
[skill]"Retreat!"[/skill][skill]Steady Stance[/skill][skill]resurrection chant[/skill][skill]restore life[/skill][skill]resurrection signet[/skill][skill]sever artery[/skill][skill]gash[/skill][skill]final thrust[/skill]
#25
R/Mo
[skill]Bane Signet[/skill][skill]Banish[/skill][skill]Smite[/skill][skill]Symbol of Wrath[/skill][skill]Orison of Healing[/skill][skill]Healing Hands[/skill][skill]Healing Breeze[/skill][skill]Resurrection Signet[/skill]
#26
#27
#28
#29
#30
#31
#32
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/a...4&d=1181928455
#33
[skill]Invoke Lightning[/skill][skill]"I Will Avenge You!"[/skill][skill]Glyph of Sacrifice[/skill][skill]Hamstring[/skill][skill]Fire Storm[/skill][skill]Frenzy[/skill][skill]Healing Signet[/skill][skill]Disrupting Chop[/skill]
#34
#35a, #35b, #35c
#36a, #36b
#37
#38
#39
#40
#41
#42
#43
W/E
#44
#45
.... or, customize your awful build! See restrictions at the top.
W/Mo, Word of Censure, minimum 9 Smiting Prayers and 1 other Smiting Prayers skill
W/Me, Signet of Midnight
W/E, Maelstrom, Water Trident, minimum 9 Water Magic
W/Me, Simple Thievery, Arcane Larceny, Arcane Thievery, minimum 9 Domination Magic
W/E, Ride the Lightning, minimum 9 Air Magic
W/E, Blinding Surge, minimum 9 Air Magic
W/N, Dark Bond, Animate Flesh Golem, minimum 9 Death Magic
W/Mo, Life Barrier, minimum 9 Protection Prayers and one other maintained enchantment
W/E, Mist Form, Frozen Burst, Power Attack, minimum 9 Water Magic and 5 Strength
W/E, Glowing Gaze, minimum 9 Fire Magic and 1 ability that causes Burning
W/E, Watch Yourself, Ward Against Melee, minimum 9 Earth Magic and 9 Tactics
W/N, Weaken Armor, minimum 9 Curses and 1 other Curses skill, not including Plague Touch
W/Mo, Light of Deliverance, minimum 9 Healing Prayers and 1 other Healing Prayers skill
W/E, Conjure Frost, Flail, may not use martial weapon
W/Mo, Life Sheath, Shielding Hands, Protective Spirit, minimum 9 Protection Prayers, may only use fire-damage sword
W/Mo, Zealous Benediction, minimum 9 Protection Prayers
W/E, Lightning Orb, minimum 9 Air Magic
W/N, Toxic Chill, Flail, minimum 9 Death Magic
W/N, Soul Barbs, minimum 9 Curses, NO OTHER CURSES SKILLS
W/E, Glyph of Essence, Lightning Surge, minimum 9 Air Magic and 1 other Air Magic skill other than Shock
W/E, Mind Blast, minimum 9 Fire Magic
R/Me, Conjure Phantasm, minimum 9 Illusion Magic and 1 other Illusion Magic skill
R/Me, Energy Surge, minimum 9 Domination Magic and one other Domination Magic skill
R/E, Conjure Lightning, Rampage As One, may not use bow
R/E, Spike Trap, Aftershock, minimum 9 Earth Magic, 9 Wilderness Survival, and at least one other trap
R/E, Flare, Meteor Shower, minimum 9 Fire Magic, 2 other Fire Magic skills
R/Me, Echo, Choking Gas, minimum 9 Wilderness Survival
R/E, Flare, Meteor, Star Burst, minimum 9 Fire Magic
R/W, Apply Poison, Burning Arrow, Sever Artery, minimum 9 Swordsmanship
E/R, Charm Animal, minimum 9 Beast Mastery and 2 pet attack skills
E/W, Decapitate, minimum 9 Axe Mastery, may not allocate points into Earth Magic or Water Magic
E/Rt, Pain, Bloodsong, minimum 9 Communing, 9 Channelling Magic
E/W, Hundred Blades, Frenzy, minimum 9 Swordsmanship and 2 other Swordsmanship skills
Mo/R, Choking Gas, minimum 9 Wilderness Survival, other 7 skills must be from Healing Prayers
Mo/A, Fox Fangs, Desperate Strike, minimum 11 Dagger Mastery and 2 other Dagger Mastery skills
Mo/R, Spike Trap, Flame Trap, Snare, minimum 9 Wilderness Survival
Mo/W, Skull Crack, minimum 9 in Axe Mastery, Hammer Mastery, or Swordsmanship and 2 attack skills from whichever line is chosen
Mo/E, Mark of Rodgort, Glowing Gaze, Searing Heat, minimum 9 Fire Magic
Mo/A, Shadow Form, minimum 11 Shadow Arts
A/Me, Energy Surge, minimum 9 Domination Magic, at least one other Domination Magic skill
A/E, Lightning Orb, minimum 9 Air Magic and 1 other Air Magic skill
A/R, Burning Arrow, minimum 11 Marksmanship and 2 other Marksmanship skills
A/Mo, Reversal of Fortune, Shielding Hands, Life Sheath, minimum 9 Protection Prayers
A/E, Savannah Heat, Glowing Gaze, minimum 9 Fire Magic and 1 ability that causes Burning
A/Rt, Spirit Rift, minimum 9 Chanelling Magic
N/W, Belly Smash, minimum 11 Hammer Mastery and 2 other Hammer Mastery skills
N/E, Obsidian Flesh, minimum 9 Earth Magic and 2 other Earth Magic skills
N/W, Hamstring, Sprint, minimum 9 Swordsmanship and 2 other Swordsmanship skills
P/E, Searing Flames, Fireball, "They're On Fire!", minimum 9 Fire Magic
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Aug 24, 2007, 02:09 AM // 02:09
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2006
Guild: Zomg Lasers Pew
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I call life transfer ranger.
Anyday 2:30 pm-5:00 pm 7:00-10: pm, anytime on weekend is fine for me.
Last edited by Full Metal X; Aug 26, 2007 at 06:36 PM // 18:36..
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:11 AM // 03:11
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Guild: Black Rose Gaming [BR]
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I Call The Hamstorm!!!!
EDIT: The one with Savannah Heat, more specifically.
~Z
Last edited by Zuranthium; Aug 24, 2007 at 03:14 AM // 03:14..
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:36 AM // 03:36
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Guild: None, I don't play anymore.
Profession: Mo/W
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I'll take the Echo Echo stone daggers ele...
EDIT: #11
Last edited by gasmaskman; Aug 24, 2007 at 08:54 PM // 20:54..
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:38 AM // 03:38
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: SNOW
Profession: E/Me
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lol I call the first Mo/W FTW! either that or the fast cast Mes/R with no spells lol
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:39 AM // 03:39
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#7
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Washington State
Profession: W/
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Hell yes. I call the Invoke Lightning/Hamstring warrior, at least I assume it is a warrior.
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:40 AM // 03:40
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#8
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has 3 pips of HP regen.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Guild: The Objective Is More [Cash]
Profession: W/
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I'll be taking:
Quote:
W/E, Lightning Orb, minimum 9 Air Magic
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Expanded to
6+1 Strength
11 Air Magic
12+1+1 Axe Mastery
[skill]Dismember[/skill][skill]Executioner's Strike[/skill][skill]Agonizing Chop[/skill][skill]Lightning Orb[/skill][skill]Frenzy[/skill][skill]Bull's Charge[/skill][skill]Glyph of Sacrifice[/skill][skill]Resurrection Signet[/skill]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumpy
Hell yes. I call the Invoke Lightning/Hamstring warrior, at least I assume it is a warrior.
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You can run that on an ele if you want to, that one doesn't have a class specified.
Last edited by Riotgear; Aug 24, 2007 at 07:40 AM // 07:40..
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:43 AM // 03:43
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#9
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: NY
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MoR Rezmer, hell yeah. (#20)
Unless thats too impractical, in which case the animate flesh golem sword war is good too. (#34)
Time-wise, I'm available most of the day. Evenings (EST) are most likely.
Last edited by Vermilion; Aug 25, 2007 at 01:19 PM // 13:19..
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:47 AM // 03:47
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2006
Profession: Rt/Me
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Sounds fun, I'd be interested!
edit:
I can't make it on the date you said, but don't bother trying to coordinate around me, I can't really know when I'll be on
Last edited by skaspaakssa; Aug 27, 2007 at 08:09 PM // 20:09..
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:56 AM // 03:56
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#11
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Krytan Explorer
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I'm in for #7.
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Aug 24, 2007, 03:59 AM // 03:59
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#12
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Guild: [ToA]
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Ill eaither be the w/r thumper or the uber conjour penrnetration warrior. (#26 or 29)
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Aug 24, 2007, 04:38 AM // 04:38
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#13
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has 3 pips of HP regen.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Guild: The Objective Is More [Cash]
Profession: W/
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New partial templates added! Make your own awful build, some restrictions may apply. Additional restrictions might be imposed if I deem the resulting innovations too good.
Last edited by Riotgear; Aug 24, 2007 at 05:40 AM // 05:40..
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Aug 24, 2007, 05:51 AM // 05:51
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Washington State
Profession: W/
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This is my contribution to your skill list.
W/E
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Aug 24, 2007, 06:18 AM // 06:18
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#15
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has 3 pips of HP regen.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Guild: The Objective Is More [Cash]
Profession: W/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumpy
This is my contribution to your skill list.
W/E
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Thanks! Added as #43
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Aug 24, 2007, 06:52 AM // 06:52
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Apr 2006
Guild: vD
Profession: Mo/
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Ill take #16.
Seen a similar build in TA once with a barrow mesmer that had apply poison, screaming shot, ether feast and a few other ranger skills...was priceless.
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Aug 24, 2007, 07:42 AM // 07:42
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: wisconsin
Guild: Spiders Lair Kurz [SpL]
Profession: W/A
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id have to go with ANET with the hamstorm on the first game's inside panel...
"Cripple your target with hamstorm and reign down fire as they try and flee away" !!!1
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Aug 24, 2007, 08:44 AM // 08:44
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#18
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Communistwealth of Virginia
Guild: Uninstalled
Profession: W/Mo
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I am SO in on this! Gotta run to work right now, but I'll read this later. Will someone be recording this on FRAPS too? Think of the children!
PS, I know what I wanna run. See avatar. The mighty Vital Blessing + Signet of Stamina Infuser! Red bars go WAY up!
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I'll have to tweak the numbers when I'm actually at home in front of the screen. But I'm thinking along these lines:
14 strength
12 protection
leftover in healing
Vital Blessing
Signet of Stamina
Endure Pain
Infuse Health
Defy Pain
Lion's Comfort
Signet of Rejuvenation (energy management!)
Rebirth
Oh, and I'm going to QQ if nobody on my team is packing Symbiosis.
Any weeknight except Tuesday should be good for me. 5-9 PM EST. Can stay up later if we have a solid date.
The MoR rezmer almost made me piss myself. Thanks guys.
Last edited by kvndoom; Aug 24, 2007 at 01:14 PM // 13:14..
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Aug 24, 2007, 10:30 AM // 10:30
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Derka-Derka Land
Guild: Steel Phoenix (StP)
Profession: E/
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I'm in.
#15 plz.
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