Curse

Master Ketsu · Oct 29, 2007, 02:52 PM // 14:52

"LOLz 1v1 MeE !!11!eleven!1" Wammos are the reason why playing cripshot in AB is fun. Their QQ'ing in all chat ways are priceless.

moriz · Oct 29, 2007, 03:01 PM // 15:01

a few weeks ago, in a thoroughly brainless moment, i joined the [HOPE] alliance.

yes, that was a stupid decision, but here's the funny part:

there was a "scandal" there that some other scrub alliance had put a "spy" in [HOPE], with the sole purpose of trying to become an officer and kicking everyone (unfortunately, it didn't happen). well, eventually he was found. in a fit of noobish rage, he started to challenge everyone in the GH to 1v1s. i was like: "oh ok, whatever" and accepted.

i went in with my cripshot. he went in with an SP assassin complete with expose defenses. in about 4-5 attempts at spiking, he failed ALL of them. even with expose, he could not knock me below 50% hp. he goes at me, fails his spike, and runs away to heal. this repeated 4 to 5 times, until i dshotted his restful breeze and proceeded to slowly shoot him to death.

understandably, his noobish rage was increased 10-fold. and now here's the really funny part:

my former scrub guildmates insisted that i "cheated".

moral of the story is: don't join AB guilds. they are baed.

Robin Stonecrusher · Nov 04, 2007, 11:45 PM // 23:45

Reminds me, I usually go a "You're All Alone!" - Frenzy-sin in AB/Fort Aspenwood in whatever spare time I got.

So this one time, instead of 1v1, it was Warrior, Mesmer & Sin versus me. Killed warrior, Mesmer ran off and the Sin obviously got killed in his attempt to run off. And even THEN people still call you a noob for not fighting 1v1.

wuzzman · Nov 05, 2007, 07:36 PM // 19:36

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Originally Posted by Robin Stonecrusher

Reminds me, I usually go a "You're All Alone!" - Frenzy-sin in AB/Fort Aspenwood in whatever spare time I got.

So this one time, instead of 1v1, it was Warrior, Mesmer & Sin versus me. Killed warrior, Mesmer ran off and the Sin obviously got killed in his attempt to run off. And even THEN people still call you a noob for not fighting 1v1.

"You're All Alone!" - Frenzy-sin...........is it me or does that sound bad...nice story though

TheOneMephisto · Nov 05, 2007, 07:46 PM // 19:46

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Originally Posted by moriz

i went in with my cripshot. he went in with an SP assassin complete with expose defenses. in about 4-5 attempts at spiking, he failed ALL of them. even with expose, he could not knock me below 50% hp. he goes at me, fails his spike, and runs away to heal. this repeated 4 to 5 times, until i dshotted his restful breeze and proceeded to slowly shoot him to death.

I'd be surprised if he had managed to kill you. All you need to do is pre-troll and then time your mend touch to take off the deepwound immediately. And then dshotting/savaging his combo just makes it that much easier.

Kyp Jade · Nov 05, 2007, 07:55 PM // 19:55

most sins that start thier combo with a shadowstep use an attack skill immediatly after, you dont even have to think usually, just hit the d-shot button and wish u were on vent with him when he cries

moriz · Nov 05, 2007, 08:21 PM // 20:21

that's basically what i did actually. apparently, that's considered cheating by some.

Kyp Jade · Nov 05, 2007, 10:21 PM // 22:21

if you think thats considered cheating, try playing with recall, o noes your going to die /shadowstep

moriz · Nov 05, 2007, 10:45 PM // 22:45

you know, you've just given me a killer idea for an AB fun build...

think recall splitting is broken in gvg? now imagine it in AB.

"lulz look, it's just one guy defending that shrine, we can take him!"

*three assassins go poof and appear out of nowhere*

"oh noez!"

iridescentfyre · Nov 06, 2007, 05:22 AM // 05:22

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Originally Posted by moriz

that's basically what i did actually. apparently, that's considered cheating by some.

I've been accused of cheating/using bots because of my interrupts as well. I consider it a compliment, a rite of passage perhaps.

RhanoctJocosa · Nov 06, 2007, 05:41 AM // 05:41

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Originally Posted by moriz

you know, you've just given me a killer idea for an AB fun build...

think recall splitting is broken in gvg? now imagine it in AB.

"lulz look, it's just one guy defending that shrine, we can take him!"

*three assassins go poof and appear out of nowhere*

"oh noez!"

Or you can be a man and solo them

Riotgear · Nov 06, 2007, 06:13 AM // 06:13

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Originally Posted by Kyp Jade

most sins that start thier combo with a shadowstep use an attack skill immediatly after, you dont even have to think usually, just hit the d-shot button and wish u were on vent with him when he cries

Wait until BLS hits so you can be sure they're not retarded, a good number don't even hit BLS fast enough, but after that they just queue everything up.

Most Assassins in scrubfests are extremely sloppy and predictable, I d-shotted Dancing Daggers (the OPENING one) on a DA spammer in RA today, which was even more hillarious when he tried using Asp+Toxic Shock anyway. SoJ stung a little. Burning Arrow probably stung more.

jrk247 · Nov 06, 2007, 07:19 AM // 07:19

Had my fair share of people going after me in AB today. Easy kills, especially the grudgers. Got far more people going at me when I was playing my necro than when I was on my ranger. Pitty, my ranger killed many fleeing/careless foes.

R A N D O M · Nov 06, 2007, 05:31 PM // 17:31

i run an illusion/domination mesmer in AB sometimes and get surprised by the amount of people who say i cheat after using clumsiness.

jaeharys targaryen · Nov 06, 2007, 05:44 PM // 17:44

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Wamos (sorry to stereotype)

dont EVER feel bad about stereotyping. anyone who is undeserving of the stereotype is obvious. and anyone who just calls w/mo's noobs are probably narutards or something.

AuraofMana · Nov 07, 2007, 11:39 PM // 23:39

You have to realize 90% of the people who play this game is retarded. Then everything makes sense.

Coifmeister · Nov 26, 2007, 10:57 PM // 22:57

The moment i lost faith in AB and the human race. This is what i get in response to 'oh well did did well'. Bearing in mind us kurzicks had just lost 365-500 on kanaai.

I think I've got a talent for attracting these wierdos.

Tyla · Nov 26, 2007, 11:06 PM // 23:06

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Originally Posted by Coifmeister

The moment i lost faith in AB and the human race. This is what i get in response to 'oh well did did well'. Bearing in mind us kurzicks had just lost 365-500 on kanaai.

I think I've got a talent for attracting these wierdos.

thats nothing,once i had someone spamming my chat with "NOOB" over and over,and he didnt get excessives lol.
although he was a riposte war i just used siphon speed on and kited while watching him willingly following me like he fancies me....lawl

MasterSasori · Dec 05, 2007, 06:42 PM // 18:42

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Originally Posted by AuraofMana

You have to realize 90% of the people who play this game is retarded. Then everything makes sense.

Lol. Surely not that high. It takes time to make better choices in AB as most people are stuck in their habits.

False Healer · Dec 06, 2007, 05:34 AM // 05:34

I like making friends in AB like this guy...

Hmm can't get a real build...

I thought I had a very good build. I call it "team work".

Kinda works like this:
1)Join up with 3 other Guildies/Alliance dudes
2)Set up as ele capper, monk and two other support/damage/fun
3)Stay with your team and cap
4)Make some random dude QQ because he is trying to solo your monk