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Morgoth the dark · May 03, 2008, 10:31 AM // 10:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zabe

At: 2:18 "I can do some lightning bolts, but umm, thats pretty much it" ;D

And then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

Paralizer ftw

Horace The Great · May 03, 2008, 10:31 AM // 10:31

Haha, nice. He really doesn't know what he is talking about.

He says so much naughty words

"pve..uh..pvp..uuuuuuh..pve...uuuuuuuuh..pvp" poor guy.

BlackSephir · May 03, 2008, 10:36 AM // 10:36

He probably doesn't realize that but his vid doesn't show good parts of wow pvp (if there are any), he basically just comes into range and casts 5-6s spells. Then he gots Fear'd and ganked. AWESUM!!1

Btw: where are/why aren't there GW vids with commentary ?

Turbobusa · May 03, 2008, 12:45 PM // 12:45

Note that fear is a half range spell also. So he got chain fear'd, and comes back to half range, god knows why. stupid?

pah01 · May 03, 2008, 01:23 PM // 13:23

you can still do it in around an hour if you really go for it. Might take two max

payne · May 03, 2008, 01:35 PM // 13:35

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Originally Posted by tehshadowninjar

Wooo!!! I'm not flamed..........for once.

I can flame you if like? lol

anywho I can't take WoW seriously since that South-Park episode and that kids an artard :P

Riotgear · May 03, 2008, 02:08 PM // 14:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turbobusa

I remember playing WoW PvP (battleground). I played as a demonist, I ended up being the first damage dealer of the game...how? this is how you play demo: rush into a group, put your best degen skill on someone, press tab, repeat.
If you get killed, just rush again.

Now THAT is PvP ain't it?

WoW PvP in disorganized battlegrounds are hillariously biassed towards DoTs and healers. Healers are designed to puke out enough health to outheal raid bosses that put out several times the damage output of a single player. Of course, it's like saying RA without a monk is worse than RA with one, but this is really much, much worse.

DoTs because they last forever, potions are on massive cooldowns, nobody has any self-heals except the afforementioned healers, and the only classes that can dispel them are the healers as well (which UA takes care of anyway by punching you in the face for LOL-thousand points of damage). Three of them are instant cast (which warlock players love to pretend isn't the case as if they didn't put the talent points there), the rest are short-cast, all of them recharge in 1.5 seconds, which I guess someone on the design team thought was a good idea because dispels do too. In other news, I heard spam is good for the game.

Basically, imagine what RA would be like if Barbed Arrows and Poison Arrow both inflicted their respective conditions for 50 seconds, and the only class with any sort of health restoration or condition removal was Monk. And you couldn't take a secondary. That's battlegrounds against a Warlock.

EDIT -- Actually I neglected the fact that Rogues can dispel everything on them at once and get a temporary extremely high resist bonus to everything for a short duration. Naturally this means they rape warlocks, but it's also a nice example of how WoW's PvP in general works: A bunch of hard-countering shit to cover up for extreme gaps in skill interaction that mostly stems from the fact that WoW was never really designed with PvP balance in mind.

Arena PvP = lol mortal strike train.

wilderness · May 03, 2008, 03:14 PM // 15:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by JR

You used to be able to, when Ascension was auto-20. Get run all the way there, Empathy dance your Doppel, level 20.

You're right. Judging by his in-depth knowledge of GWs this is most likely what he meant...

I'm sorry, I can't stop being sarcastic about this guy. It's like a tick.

Mitchel · May 03, 2008, 03:35 PM // 15:35

Somebody with that bar made me lol.
Somebody who PvP's without PvPing makes me lol.
Somebody whose knowledge goes no further than ViM trappers makes me lol.
Somebody who looks like that makes my lil nephew, who likes watching me play GW, cry.

Steboy93 · May 03, 2008, 04:03 PM // 16:03

That was really just painful to watch, I feel sorry for just how inept that guy is at gaming

noob4sure · May 03, 2008, 05:32 PM // 17:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riotgear

DoTs because they last forever, potions are on massive cooldowns, nobody has any self-heals except the afforementioned healers,

Can't forget a Warlock's healthstone. 2, 2.5, or 3k heal depending on your talent points at 70. Oh, and drain life. >_<;

Quote:

Arena PvP = lol mortal strike train.

QFT.

in the span of one second:
[You] ++ Intercept Stun
[insertwarrior] Mortal Strike Crit [You] *3472*
[You] ++ Mortal Strike
[You] ++ Blink
[You] -- Intercept Stun

urania · May 03, 2008, 07:16 PM // 19:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by wilderness

You're right. Judging by his in-depth knowledge of GWs this is most likely what he meant...

=D

the video is EPIC.

and the epicness continues: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9fQ1TL7LJHo&feature=related

Edwards · May 03, 2008, 10:20 PM // 22:20

You can't blame him for liking WoW more than GW. In WoW he gets to spend much more time running around, and much less time actually failing.

LifesRestorer · May 04, 2008, 01:37 AM // 01:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by urania

=D

the video is EPIC.

and the epicness continues: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9fQ1TL7LJHo&feature=related

its like he has ADD or something...

first he talks about his job... then people that call him shit or whatever dont have any videos... so they must be warriors? seriously wtf...
and i like the word unvalided... thats so RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing pro

LightningHell · May 04, 2008, 03:33 AM // 03:33

Someone should redirect him to the Campfire forums so he can get thrashed.

Note that I said Campfire and not Gladiator's.

Ultima pyromancer · May 04, 2008, 09:33 AM // 09:33

If anything guild wars only beats wow on pvp. thats what most people say, i love guild wars, i played wow for 3 hours got bored of running round finding pumpkins for some guy. But wows pve at level 70 has a lot more content that guild wars, and its a heck load bigger.

But it does look like walt disney designed the entire game or atleast somebody that doesnt know how to make buildings upright in a game.

And i lol'd at him getting owned by fear

Warskull · May 04, 2008, 04:53 PM // 16:53

So he's a PvEr pretending to PvP? Seriously, world PvP in WoW is a joke (it's sanctioned griefing, not PvP) and all the real PvP occurs in arenas on their tournament server.

Lord Natural · May 05, 2008, 12:03 AM // 00:03

Ultimate Sacrifice · May 05, 2008, 12:24 AM // 00:24

That episode was epic. ^

Alleji · May 05, 2008, 04:12 AM // 04:12

Rofl... writing these down as I'm watching the video:

He fails at mic
Ganking is srs bizness
He clicks skills (and probably keyboard-turns). I mean, ffs, he clicked blink... I can understand clicking fireballs, but blink is a skill where speed is hugely important and he has it on a secondary bar and clicks it! (WoW Blink pretty much serves the same function as Return in GW)
He's lvl 34... that's like making a video of shiverpeaks arena. And he's fighting people about 10-5 levels lower.
"...if you just run up on an ally, they tend to shit their pants and run away" - COULD THE 10-LEVEL DIFFERENCE BE THE REASON???
"If I was an ice mage, I could've froze her" Baed player is baed and doesn't keep rank 1 frostbolt for snaring on his bar. (You can still do that as fire spec) Baed player is also not familiar with the subjunctive mood.
Baed player also gets stomped by a lock of equal level while getting a jump on him and taking off 1/3 of his health with pyro because he didn't counterspell fear. Massive lulz.
"This f***ing level 70 paladin in tier2..." - Ok, nubcake. "Tier2" is lvl 60 raid loot, not 70.
I just skipped to the GW part after he got owned by the same warlock again. Did he actually kill anyone?

GW section doesn't deserve a comment.

God, this guy is dumb.